Chapter 26 - The adventure begins

As I, after hearing him like this, began to drink, as surely it would help to get to the pace, Jaadu also started to drink, as it was pretty strange for both of us, as one of us was a complete shut-in with no party, no people, just the office and my home. As for this guy, he was a god of demons, as we didn't even have anything common to talk about, but this bastard, he took a topic of discussion where even a shut-in like me was pretty much excited, as the topic was women, as he said, "Soyankar, this name is pretty formal. How about we stick to an informal tone? like how you ruined my precious title, and my real name is 'Raja,' as surely, by judging your habit, you must be interested in women with great bodies." Hearing his words, I felt that at least something was common in our interest, as I smiled and spoke, "Okay, so your nickname was Raja, but now it is Jaadu, so you can take my nickname, Soya, and make sure to always pronounce Onam while around this body's family, as they surely are nice, and damn, you're right, I like those thick thighs, beautiful massive jugs, and those great curves. I like such things, and it's not like I don't like tiny girls, as they feel like children, so heh heh, I don't like checking them out, but damn, after seeing those jugs and curves, even a little girl starts to feel like a woman, so we can talk about it." As we both talked to each other about this matter in detail, he told me that when he went with my brother, he saw a total of 30 women with that great figure, which could be said to be like heaven for a virgin, and 52 pretty good figures, but it felt like they slacked off in maintaining their figures; as compared to others, they were just hags, nothing more or less. As I smiled and shared the drinks, we were now more like true brothers, and all formality and situationship started to wash away with alcohol, as surely he and I used our magic to enhance the effects of alcohol, as we spent our entire night while talking about women of this mansion, as he told me that my fantasy of MILFs is correct, as they truly are demonic in terms of figure, as getting near them surely causes your heart to pop out. As we were talking about all these things, I asked, "Hey, can you enter my realm like before, as I have some business in that realm with that bastard boss?" hearing my words gave him amusement, and he began to gulp more and more and he spoke while giggling "Hey, don't worry about him, as he is living pretty much in agony, as you should think about yourself, as I took care of all the matters, as due to scamming you in this body, I was trying to find more and more fools, as your boss was one of them, as you were pretty cautious in your deal and were not that full of desires, but your boss heh-heh, he was pretty insanely greedy, So I just gave him more and more agony so that his greed towards agony couldn't be finished, as his greed increased over time, and now he is living pretty much the life of y. As for your parents, don't worry; they got their money from your savings, and they even forgot about you in a few days, so enjoy your life while you can. As surely this world is about to pull tricks on us." Hearing him, I was pretty relieved that bastard surely didn't get peace after sucking all our lives. As for parents, well, it is the nature of humans to forget about misery after getting the good things. Well, now I could pretty much deal with matters in this realm. As we spent the whole night like this, and then the next morning I woke up refreshed and saw that this jaadu was sleeping pretty soundly, as this guy was pretty much sleeping peacefully, as if he hadn't slept like this in ages. Well, I guess the godhood isn't that great, as it even sucked the sleep out of this guy, as I smiled and began to get ready, as the shower of this world was pretty different and the water was also pure and refreshing, as for the first time in a bath I felt relieved and hid. So after bathing I wore my same clothes and came out of my room, as I saw that the brother and sister-in-law were having breakfast. As I came and greeted my sister-in-law and started joking with my brother, another bastard was sitting beside my brother, and my brother spoke, "Brat, meet this bastard; he is 'Ashoka,' and he will come with you on this adventure." As I saw that this bastard was truly like he described, with the same wild creature-like appearance and the same wild nature, living his life as lively as he could, I greeted him and spoke, "Greetings, brother, I am Onam, and I will be in care of elder brother." As he heard my words, he spoke in a firm manner: "Sure, at least the younger brother knows how to respect, as this Michael bastard just knows how to embarrass me. I am sure our adventure will be fun, and we will be hitting the road instead of boringly teleporting to direct them, as it will be fun." Hearing his words, michael started to counter his stubbornness, and they began to quarrel about keeping me safe. I was sure that now the adventure was about to begin, and I should prepare myself, but damn, to think I didn't get the chance to go to the brothel, but I guess I may get a chance to bang the elves. Surely their tight caves and backdoors are waiting for me.