Chapter 29 - The Guild's office

We came near a strange massive building, as it had a strange dark symbol, so I began to guess it should be the brother's guild. As we came in front of the gate, I saw that everyone started to come to greet Ashoka, as this guy surely was popular in the guild, but to think even these great beauties were heads over heels for him—well, surely seeing such popularity by a person like me wasn't a pleasant experience, as I began to think that these types of beauties were surely on the internet in my. But I can't just say it loud, so heh-heh. I began to slip in guilt while that bastard was busy seeking comfort from these beauties. As I entered the guild, I saw that everything in this place had black and purple colors, as it was looking more like a game's set. So I quickly began to rush towards the registration girl, as surely I saw it in games that if you want to join the guild, then you have to talk to that bouncy girl. So I quickly went to her and asked, "Mam, I am here to register in the guild as its member, so can you help me with it?. Hearing my query and looking at me strangely, she asked me, "Okay, So please fill out the forms, and after filling out the form, we can test your strength and mana, and then we can give you a rank according to it." So hearing her answer, I quickly took a form and began to write, but I wanted a different contract than average as I talked with her. So I should inform her about As for skill test, I am looking forward to So thinking about it, I again approached her and asked, "Mam, I need a special contract in which I can be free, as I talked with my brother. So please ask your superiors to talk to my brother about it, as he promised that he would make the contract I want, and Michael is my brother." Well, hearing this strange request and strange relation of mine with this Michael guy was surely making her frustrated, as she spoke, "Ok, I get your point, but you see, the guild members all have the same contracts; only some rare people who have approached from high above can get different terms on the contract letter. So think about it, and if you have proof of your approach, please show it. Then we can think about the terms of that contract." Hearing a fair response, I thought that I should tell her about Ashoka, as surely she must have heard about him. So I told her about Ashoka, as he holds that emblem that my brother gave me, so please talk to him. But she thought that I was trying to act smart and trying to scam her, so she began to confront me in an informative manner. As surely as I thought that I should have brought that bastard with me, as if he helped me here, then I wouldn't have to prove this women thing. So I called Ashoka; hearing my shout, he rushed in and asked, "What happened?" As I explained the situation to him, and hearing it, he felt that it was pretty logical for that girl to react that way, as surely you didn't show her proof, and even talking about us like this, surely normal people wouldn't believe you, as there are way too many scams of people impersonating themselves as a big shot and sucking the resources and leaving, so you see nowadays it is hard to believe such things. As he went near the reception and began to talk to that girl, as that girl was in pretty deep shock after seeing Ashoka there, and as they talked their stuff, he told me to have something for snacks from the guild's restaurant. So I quickly rushed over there, as I saw that despite its shabby appearance, it was way too luxurious, as there were many things that I didn't even hear of, as surely I ordered everything that I could think of. As I heard my order, the waitress quickly left and began to give my order to the chef, as surely this place was pretty crowded, and my brother was right that most of the members were dark-attributed and had pretty interesting habits, as they were way too cheerful and pretty simple-minded, like fighting, drinking, and sex. They have only these simple habits, so they are pretty easy to understand, as seeing them in person surely made me feel like I am in some kind of gang of some trouble makers, as they had all sorts of people here: assassins, witches, necromancers, dark lords, slaughterers, mages, warriors, etc. This strange place holds most of the classes, as they surely get together with each other, like kicking each other's asses and butts, while some were busy licking it, some were acting as bullies, and some were acting as big shots. So surely, if you think about it properly, they were pretty lively with each other. As I was feeling pretty happy while seeing this, after some time food came on my table. Surely it was looking way too delicious, and it was pretty much veg, so I guess I don't have to worry about getting strange body parts of strange creatures on my table. as I began to eat it, the first I took felt way too strange, but next bite surely made its way to my stomach, as it a pretty strange taste but can't be said to be So I ate some more of it while drinking their rum, as even the rum was feeling much more like raw. Surely our mansion had better food and drinks, but I can't just compare the food of such a luxurious mansion like mine to this guild canteen, and surely people were fighting with the chief for making such a waste of food, as surely watching their quarrel was making my food interesting, and I was really loving such a guild. As Ashoka came to me and began to share the drinks, he spoke while spitting the rum, "These bastards are truly just spoiling a great rum, and how the fuck can you even eat this?" Hearing him, I felt that how can he ever know the pain of an average office worker, who will be forced to overwork and have to survive only on those damn wasteful and tasteless snacks from the office ward and that damn fucking sour black coffee? Compared to that, this food is too divine.