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Chapter 55 - Sausage Uncle

Seeing how Goku was, the old man immediately understood. He probably wouldn't tell him even if he talked himself hoarse.

Actually, it was just as Goku said; he was indeed the chosen one.

As for Tang San…

The moment Goku arrived in this world, Tang San was no longer the chosen one.

"Mubai, you take them directly to the fourth stage. I need to go tell Flender. Our Shrek Academy might have recruited the most outstanding and best batch of little monsters ever!" After saying this, the old man strode away, running towards Soto City.

Dai Mubai, having received the order, naturally took on the role of guide, leading Goku and the others towards the fourth stage of the academy.

They were walking through the academy when suddenly a strong aroma of roasted meat wafted over.

A small cart slowly approached the group. Several sausages were displayed on it, emitting a rich aroma of meat.

A sign hung above them, reading, "Five Copper Soul Coins each."

A voice called out from behind the cart, "Sausages for sale! Sausages for sale! Pure, natural, and pollution-free, Oscar's brand of restorative big sausages! Delicious taste, guaranteed quality! Don't miss out, come and try some!"

The fragrant smell of the meat stimulated the group's taste buds.

Upon smelling the aroma, Goku suddenly felt a pang of hunger.

A Saiyan's food frenzy was about to begin!

He had fought Tang Hao for so long last night and sustained a huge injury. If it weren't for Goku's excellent self-healing ability, he would probably be lying in bed right now.

He had also spent a long time with Zhu Zhuqing, the little girl, in the first half of the night, and in the second half, he had dragged her to various merchant associations and government offices to steal ill-gotten gains.

They pulled off a heist, becoming a pair of Bonnie and Clyde.

He hadn't eaten anything again this morning, rushing straight to Shrek Academy.

Goku was already starving.

His stomach rumbled occasionally, drawing strange looks from those around him.

How long had it been since he last ate?

Dai Mubai was secretly observing Goku. Could he not even eat when he was with Zhu Zhuqing? Dai Mubai was starting to question his "fiancée" for the first time.

Ignoring the stares, Goku walked directly towards Oscar's rickety cart.

"Knock, knock, knock~" Goku tapped on the cart to signal he wanted to buy something.

"A thousand sausages, extra chili. Thanks..." Goku stood by the cart, waiting for Oscar to make the sausages.

"What! You actually want to eat my sausage, and a thousand of them!" Oscar said in disbelief.

It could be said that Goku was the first person to actively buy his sausage, and he wanted to buy so many.

So touched, I'm crying.

"..."

"I'm freaking!"

"Who's eating your sausage!"

"Make yourself clear!"

"I mean I want to eat the sausage you make!"

"Hurry up, I'm in a rush." After urging Oscar a few times, Wukong tossed a few Gold Soul Coins onto the table.

This guy really was something. His thick beard, paired with those sparkling, peach-blossom eyes, and this soft voice, and he said something like that.

Anyone would find it unbearable.

"Making them isn't a problem, but a thousand is too many," Oscar complained.

"I've already paid you. If it's not enough, you can ask for more. I'm not short on money," Wukong said, producing a card. He'd swiped it when he left the Martial Soul Hall.

"No, no, I mean, can you even eat that many?" Oscar asked doubtfully.

If Wukong couldn't eat them and just threw them away, it would break his heart. These sausages were condensed using his own Soul Power. Not to mention whether a thousand would drain him dry, he couldn't bear to throw away the ones he made for himself.

"Don't worry about that. They definitely won't go to waste."

"Alright then." Oscar replied and started running behind the cart to make sausages. The sounds he made were incredibly quiet; you couldn't hear the disgusting incantation unless you stood right next to him.

Seeing that Wukong had taken the initiative to approach Oscar, Dai Mubai gave a wicked smile, a very arrogant one.

Because of the matter of stealing his fiancée, Dai Mubai was still holding a grudge against Wukong.

Now that this kid had entered Shrek Academy, he had to give him a good lesson. In a moment, he would expose the origin of Oscar's sausages in public, making him extremely embarrassed!

Dai Mubai's little scheme was really... sigh.

Oscar had put all the sausages on the stall, while Wukong was eating them as he picked them up.

Not to mention, he ate quite elegantly.

If there weren't unfamiliar people nearby, and it was just Zhu Zhuqing by his side, Wukong would have devoured them like a wolf.

Xiao Wu, watching Wukong eat with such gusto, couldn't help but drool a little.

She reached out and tugged at Tang San's clothes, saying, "Big brother, I want to eat too."

"Alright, I'll go buy it for you."

Tang San walked directly to Wukong, who also noticed Tang San's movement. His Soul Tool belt seemed to be constantly active.

Tang San was thinking, If Wukong dares to make a move, I'll use hidden weapons.

But Wukong was thinking, His Soul Tool is active right now. If I go up and grab him, will he pull out something?

The two of them passed each other, as if they didn't know each other, completely different from yesterday.

Generally, as long as Tang San didn't provoke him, Wukong would never bother Tang San. Yesterday was only because, six years ago, Tang San had fallen out with him because of Yu Xiaogang.

That Yu Xiaogang, what a waste. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and he's monopolizing the hearts of two women, and the key is he hasn't even realized it.

He just feels like it's his due.

Tang San handed the sausage to Xiao Wu, who was happily eating it.

It had to be said, a 100,000-year-old rogue rabbit was still a rogue rabbit. Even after transforming into a human, some habits couldn't be changed, like the way she ate.

She would first use her mouth to shove the sausage down her throat from the top, then use her lips to hold it in place, eating the seasoning first before going for the sausage itself.

Cough, cough, that action wasn't very… harmonious.

At the back, Zhu Zhuqing's face darkened. She thought, He knows to buy things for the girls, but why is he just focused on eating?

The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. Zhu Zhuqing walked directly to the cart, pinched Wukong's waist, and glared at him with an "Are you going to do something about this?" look.

Wukong understood what the girl meant, thanks to those few books on female psychology he had read.

He immediately put his arm around Zhu Zhuqing's shoulder, turned her to face him, and whispered, "The way this sausage is made is very strange."

"The creator must say, 'Old man has a big sausage,' to successfully make it."

"What does this spell and this so-called sausage make you think of?" Wukong leered at Zhu Zhuqing.

Seeing Wukong's expression and the sausage,

Zhu Zhuqing was utterly disgusted: "Disgusting!"

"Then why are you eating it?"

"It's because I'm so hungry, isn't it? My constitution is different from yours. I need to eat more than normal people every time, so there's nothing more suitable to eat than this sausage right now."

"Otherwise, I won't have any strength later," Wukong explained.

"Don't worry, girl. After the test is over, I'll take you to the city for a big meal."

"Could you return the money you took last night, by any chance?" Goku asked, smiling at Zhu Zhuqing. Some sauce was still on his lips, making him look like a big, messy cat.

"Pfft." That smile made Zhu Zhuqing burst into laughter. "Alright, I'll forgive you this time, considering you thought of me."

The two of them were laughing and happy together, which made Dai Mubai behind them furious.

The nails on his two hands were almost digging into his flesh as he gnashed his teeth, glaring at his fiancée getting close with someone else.

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