This Area 51 Computer Data
Cannot be Correct.
That's not possible.
It's Dominique Jo Anderson
Being Successfully Summoned
As a Ninja from The Waterfall Ninja Village.
I thought that was an Anime.
[Says this Area 51 Soldier.]
Do you desire power.
[Says An omnipotent mystery voice live.]
1 Omnipotent Quija Board Mystery Solved:
The Area 51 Soldier
Is The Scary Movie Itself Coming out the house with a gun to help you.
That's not a human.
That's the scary movie itself.
I swear that's not a human that's the scary movie itself and it look angry.
That's not a human,
Not a ghost,
Not a zombie,
Not an all powerful respectable God
Or even a mighty Titan.
It's the scary movie itself.
But the scary movie itself about to get dealt with now because they are going to light him up.
For it will be Yours.
[Says Power Itself.]
How dare you.
You unmannerly bastard.
I have had it, your dead.
And your ninja village died when I died.
But really when I got back up.
Your finished.
I'll end you where you killed me long ago.
For these eons have angered me.
Time Judgement Scales Ninjutsu.
(Says Dominique Soru.)
You have Successfully Summoned
Dominique Soru from the Waterfall Ninja Village.
Here is your receipt says the scary movie forces.
May the force be with you.
Star wars will come to pick you up soon if you do not like scary movies.
Your Absolutely Dead.
Says Dominique Soru.
Your graveyard burial it begins here.
Says Dominique Soru.
I'll End you.
Says Dominique Soru.
Waterfallgan Dojutsu.
Says Dominique Soru.
Water Ball Ninjutsu.
Says Dominique Soru.
Waterfall Ninja Blessing Mark Seal Ninjutsu.
Says Dominique Soru.
Die
Says Dominique Soru.