Odin, while lecturing his eldest son, was also incredibly speechless. He really wanted to ask what kind of hero his other self in that timeline was, to have fathered a frog and a crocodile. Was that even possible for a normal person?
What kind of creature did he procreate with to produce such absurd offspring?
It was truly baffling.
"Father, do we in Asgard have a way to deal with Cancer...?" Thor asked. "I don't want my new girlfriend to die like this."
Odin looked at Thor's face and sighed. His own pig was finally big enough to... well, you get the idea.
But the problem was, the cabbage had issues.
"Thor, a mere human's Cancer is easily dealt with. Do you know why we Aesir don't have such problems? Because we have divine power. Divine power can solve most of the world's problems, including diseases," Odin said. "So, Cancer is nothing. It's only a terminal illness for Earthlings. But I must remind you of something: Earthlings are short-lived, while we are long-lived. Even if we're not immortal like the gods of other pantheons, we can at least live for tens of thousands of years. But she won't live that long, and her youth will last only about a dozen years. Are you sure about this?"
Odin pointed out the key difference: Humans and the Aesir of Asgard only seemed similar; in reality, they were two completely different species. Their life spans were not even on the same level.
If this were to happen to a human, you might fall in love with someone in the first half of the year, and they would die of old age in the second half. Who could handle that?
Then, all that would remain would be endless longing through the long days.
This kind of love would be difficult.
"I'm sure I like her now, so I want to be with her!" Thor thought seriously, then stated firmly.
Well, he didn't know he was about to get a beating and a breakup. At least, he was very firm now.
Seeing his son's persistence, Odin, the Allfather, had nothing to say. He could only think of ways to help his girlfriend extend her life. Asgard wasn't without such things; in fact, he had used them himself.
But her problem wasn't due to the end of her lifespan. He knew this, just by looking at his wife, Frigga. It was purely because the injuries in her body couldn't be suppressed, and the loss of life flow was greater than the recovery.
He didn't expect that at his age, he would still have to worry about his son's lifelong affairs. It was truly a lifetime of worries.
"But Father, how many people did you authorize to use Mjolnir? How could there be so many?" Thor gazed at his father with a deep look.
His Mjolnir was also a source of his glory, and he had always been proud of its power. Now, in the diary, Lin Feng had mocked him. Anyone could lift Mjolnir? Surely not! Surely there wasn't anyone who couldn't lift Mjolnir now? That was truly a devastating insult.
"This Mjolnir was forged for me by the Dwarves. There have only been three masters in total. I was the first, Hela was the second, and you are the third. As for why so many people can lift it... perhaps it has something to do with the spell I set. Anyone who is worthy of lifting Mjolnir can gain the power of Thor..." Odin was also a little unsure. Although he really wanted to say that there wouldn't be any problems with the conditions he set, he didn't dare to guarantee it, because Lin Feng had written it in the diary.
Based on countless experiences, it was very likely to be true.
Now he also had a headache. A man who was about to die still had to worry about so many things.
But before he could think more, a video appeared in the diary.
He clicked on the video and saw that the beginning of the scene was a very lively party, where a group of well-known superheroes had gathered together.
Captain America Rogers and Falcon Sam were playing pool, talking and laughing as they played.
For Captain America Rogers at this age, this was probably one of the few entertainment activities that hadn't changed much compared to many years ago.
Then Tony Stark also saw an acquaintance, his good friend James Rhodes, though he was calling himself War Machine. Tony Stark thought it was kind of cool. War Machine was probably what they were talking about in the video yesterday.
It seemed he had also become a superhero, relying on his armor.
Next came the childish competition between Tony Stark and Thor, the two big shots of the Avengers, about their girlfriends.
But soon, something even more surprising happened. In the scene, Black Widow Natasha was chatting with Bruce Banner, and everyone could see that there was something going on between them.
Even Captain America Rogers, who was so old-fashioned, could tell that there was definitely something between them, and even encouraged Bruce Banner to pursue Black Widow Natasha.
Hawkeye Barton glanced at Black Widow Natasha, not expecting her to be moved here. No, whether she was moved or not, only Black Widow herself knew. Even Hawkeye Barton couldn't see through it because Black Widow Natasha's acting was top-notch, and she often had to play different roles, so he wasn't sure what she was really thinking.
And Black Widow Natasha just smiled slightly at this, because she didn't know how things would develop between her and Bruce Banner in the future.
"I see, so you like someone like Bruce Banner, who's gentle and refined," Hawkeye Barton teased.
As the famous golden couple in S.H.I.E.L.D., they had risked their lives together many times. Their relationship had long surpassed ordinary camaraderie. It was normal for there to be something more. To say that he hadn't had any thoughts about it back then would be untrue, but Black Widow had never had any thoughts in that direction, so their friendship gradually became pure. Now he had a family, a wife, and children, so he was naturally happy for Black Widow.
Although they were agents, agents were still normal human beings. He knew that Black Widow Natasha had a great fear of love and marriage because of her experiences in the Red Room.
It was naturally a great thing that she could come out of it.
At this moment, Captain America Rogers, who had been silent, also spoke, saying, "Some things, you have to fight for. Otherwise, when you lose them, you'll never have the chance again. Cherish the person in front of you!"
Captain America Rogers was talking about his own situation with Peggy Carter. That dance, he would never have the chance to dance it in this lifetime, and it would be a lifelong regret for him.
"I think you're all too gossipy!" Black Widow Natasha saw that everyone was eager to gossip about her and Bruce Banner, and she was both amused and annoyed. Then she said, "I don't even know Bruce Banner now, what do you expect me to do?"
At this moment, in the video, everyone was chatting happily, especially Thor, who said, "No, no, no, I'm definitely not lying to you."
"Ah, anyone who is qualified can pick up Mjolnir and have the power of Thor!" Hawkeye Barton imitated exaggeratingly, but he didn't really believe it. "No matter what, it's all a lie!"
Thor, on the other hand, said very confidently, "Why don't you all give it a try!"
He'd seen this countless times in Asgard. People didn't believe Mjolnir was so difficult to lift and wanted to try. Except for him, no one could lift it. It was a weapon meant only for him.
"Really?"
"Let's give it a shot!"
Everyone was taken aback at first, then became excited, eager to try. They were clearly very interested in Mjolnir, the mythical hammer of Thor.
Even if it was just a joke, they wanted to try.
"Barton, you're injured this week. We won't blame you if you can't lift it!"
Tony Stark stepped forward, jokingly teasing Hawkeye Barton.
Everyone burst into laughter, joining in the teasing.
Then Hawkeye Barton gave it a try, but Mjolnir didn't budge at all. A look of embarrassment spread across his face. "I really don't know how you did it!"
"Hahaha, isn't it like a silent judgment!" Tony Stark teased.
Hawkeye Barton, being teased like that, immediately retorted, "Then Stark, you try!"
Tony Stark stepped forward directly, a hundred percent confident look on his face. "I never shy away from a real challenge!"
"This is physics, right? If I can lift it, I can rule Asgard?" Tony Stark said with a joking tone, of course, he wouldn't actually go and rule Asgard.
Clearly, he didn't know that Mjolnir wasn't just about the laws of physics. What truly mattered were the magical laws at play, the culmination of Asgard's magical civilization.
"Of course!" Thor said directly. He'd known this since he first wielded Mjolnir. Whoever could lift it would possess the power of Thor. This was the source of his hammer's power, though no one had been able to lift it yet.
"Then I'll re-enact the right of the first night!"
Tony Stark said with his usual flair, then tried to lift the hammer from the table. But Mjolnir didn't budge, not even a little.
He even brought in a gauntlet from the Mark Armor to assist, using every ounce of strength he had, but Mjolnir remained completely still.
Another failure, eliminated.
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