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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 01: A Tiger on Top of Me?!

A suffocating weight crushed her chest.

A low growl rumbled beside her ear. Hot breath fanned across her skin, making her shudder as the strange heat spread down her spine.

Su Qinglan's eyes snapped open, only to be met with golden eyes slit like a beast's, staring right into hers.

And that face… so dangerously handsome it made her heart skip.

Bronzed skin, Wild black hair spilling over a face carved to perfection. Striped markings crawling down his shoulders like molten ink. Fangs slightly bared. His massive body caging her completely, like a predator pinning its prey.

Her mind was wrapped in a heavy fog, thoughts slipping away before she could grasp them. Heat coiled deep inside her, burning her from the inside out; every place his skin touched hers felt like it was on fire. Her heartbeat pounded in her ears...loud, fast and frantic.

Something inside her throbbed painfully, a deep, aching that made it hard to breathe.

Her lips parted, a scream rising in her throat, but before she could make a sound, the haze around her eyes thickened, and the world tilted.

She felt herself drifting and slipping in and out of consciousness like a small boat tossed on a stormy sea.

And then… darkness swallowed her whole.

It felt like hours...before her eyes fluttered open again. A dim, cold light stabbed at her pupils. She blinked hard, trying to adjust, her lashes sticking together.

Every inch of her body ached, a deep, bone-deep pain, as if someone had smashed her skeleton apart and forced the pieces back together wrong.

Her head throbbed viciously. The moment she tried to push herself up, a bolt of pain shot through her, so sharp it stole her breath.

"Ugh—!"

Every muscle screamed in agony. And worse, she realized she was lying on a crude stone slab, covered only by a ragged, foul-smelling animal hide.

She tried to move again, but her legs trembled violently. Even… more important parts of her body throbbed painfully. And then...flashes of last night rushed into her mind.

Her eyes widened.

"Huh?! Wait—was that real?!"

Her pulse spiked. "Did… did I just get violated in some strange place?!"

Su Qinglan screamed. The ache in her body was proof enough that whatever happened wasn't a dream.

"Bastard! Just because you're handsome, who gave you the right to touch me?!" She spat through gritted teeth, her voice shaking with fury. She had never felt so humiliated in her life.

"Whoever you are… you're dead meat. You messed with the wrong woman!"

Her fingernails dug into her palms so hard that blood welled up, but the sting only fueled her rage.

She swung her legs off the slab, every muscle protesting, but her rage burned hotter than the pain. She was going to find that man and demand answers, maybe even punch his teeth out.

But the moment she tried to stand, something strange happened.

A heavy, dragging weight pulled her down, making her stumble back onto the cold stone.

"What the...?!"

Her breathing quickened. Something didn't feel right. Her balance was off, her body...much heavier.

She looked down, and her mind went blank.

Her hands… weren't her hands. They were thick and pudgy, with fingers that looked short and swollen. Her arms were soft, round, and pale...not the lean, toned limbs she'd trained for years to keep.

And her body…

It wasn't just different, it was unrecognizable. Her once slim, sharp figure was buried under layers of flesh. Her stomach spilled outward in folds, her thighs pressed against each other like overstuffed dough, and rolls clung to her sides and back like they had always been there.

She looked like a giant, overfilled sack of potatoes...lumpy, uneven, and completely alien.

Her voice shook in disbelief. "What the hell…? When… when did I become so fat?!"

Before her fury could explode, a wave of nausea slammed into her. Her temples throbbed. Strange, unfamiliar images flashed in her head...faces, voices, and places she had never seen before.

They weren't her memories.

Her breath came in sharp gasps. The truth slammed into her like a boulder that she had actually transmigrated.

This body belonged to a woman from a beast world, a place completely unlike anything Su Qinglan had ever known. A land where men could transform into massive beasts, each one carrying the power to crush stone with their bare hands.

Females were extremely rare here, and because of that, the tribes followed a different rule, polyandry. One female could have several male mates, and those mates would share and protect her for life.

But the original owner...was a cruel female. Hated by everyone.

Because her father was the tribe leader, she could bully anyone without consequence. She never cooked, never bathed, and never walked more than a few steps. She stole from others and never returned anything.

And last night…

Su Qinglan's stomach twisted. The original owner had actually drugged a new warrior her father rescued, a tiger beast warrior, and forced herself onto him.

And that tiger…

That infuriating beast who had pinned her down last night… was actually a victim.

His name was Hu Yan, a five-stripe ranking warrior of the tiger clan. Fierce and lethal. The kind of man people whispered about in awe… and kept their distance from.

And just like everyone else in the tribe, he despised the original owner of this body.

Her father, the tribe leader, had forced three powerful warriors to be her mates. But no matter how high their status, they could never openly defy the leader—so they tolerated her existence without affection, and refused to truly mate with her.

The original owner couldn't accept the humiliation. She was supposed to be their woman, yet they treated her like dirt. She became the tribe's biggest joke, the spoiled daughter no man wanted.

So, in her rage, she did something unforgivable—she drugged Hu Yan.

But fate played its own cruel trick. That same night, the original owner died. And in that exact moment, Su Qinglan's soul took over her body.

Su Qinglan bit her lip until she tasted blood.

The man she had been ready to curse to hell… was the one who had been wronged.