Ye Fan, after having the archers on his side hit the tall woman with two pea shots, she immediately admitted she had no fighting ability.
What's more, she couldn't even dodge. Her limbs were bound by Luo Sanpao and Tang San.
All that was left were the high ponytail dude and the turtle shell.
She couldn't move at all. Even if she wanted to, she couldn't spin those tops. It was too long, and although Yu Xiaogang had fainted at this moment,
Luo Sanpao was still here, held tightly.
At this point, the only remaining combatant was the doll wielding two giant axes. All eyes fell on him.
"Heh heh..."
"I surrender!"
With the surrender of the last combatant from the opposing team, it signified the victory of the Shrek Seven Devils.
"Let us congratulate the Shrek Seven Devils on their victory in this Soul Battle!"
"Let's give them a hand!"
Manager Ao quickly took the stage to announce the results of the match. He was actually quite relieved. Thank goodness, the Fart King Brothers' Martial Soul Fusion Skill, Super Pooper, hadn't been unleashed. Otherwise, today would have been another extremely difficult day to manage.
Ye Fan used the Sunlight Shovel to collect plant after plant. The Shrek Seven Devils slowly retreated from the arena. Of course, Tang San carried the Master back.
When everyone gathered again, they immediately began to criticize Yu Xiaogang.
"Master, your command was really something else."
Yu Xiaogang was instantly embarrassed, wishing he could shrink into an ant and disappear.
Embarrassing.
Today was a complete disaster. He'd lost all the face he'd gained from passing the ranks.
His and Tang San's biggest contribution on stage was probably to restrain the opponent's defense-control Soul Master.
"Today's situation was purely an accident,"
"Next time I command the battle, things definitely won't go like this,"
Yu Xiaogang patted his chest, making a guarantee.
"You still want to command next time?"
Ning Rongrong glared at the master,
"Are you dreaming?"
"Brother Fan gave you a chance this time. Do you expect him to keep giving you chances?"
Ma Hongjun added, "Exactly, Master, you're an invincible theoretical master. Just stick to theory."
"Otherwise, your theories won't be invincible in practice."
Ye Fan couldn't help but say softly, "Master, I gave you a chance. You're just not up to it."
Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but say. He wanted to shift the blame onto Ye Fan.
"You didn't tell me what abilities you have."
"If you had told me earlier that you could see through that guy's invisibility, Ning Rongrong wouldn't have been defeated so quickly."
Ye Fan nodded.
"I admit that, but you didn't ask,"
"It's not my fault. I have so many abilities, am I supposed to list them all?"
Yu Xiaogang's face flushed red. "Ignoring the facts, aren't you even a little bit wrong?"
Ye Fan said, "Yes,"
"It's my problem that I didn't use it,"
"I admit it."
"I didn't say I wasn't wrong either."
Ning Rongrong said slowly,
"Master,"
"It's just that Ye Fan happened to have a way to counter it and didn't use it,"
"What if he didn't?"
"Are you still going to quibble?"
"You just thought it wasn't a big deal, so you naturally didn't pay attention, putting me at risk,"
"If it were a real battle,"
"My Sword Grandpa would definitely have come over to chop you up by now!"
Yu Xiaogang tucked his head into his clothes, unable to utter a single word.
Embarrassing.
Utterly embarrassing.
Everyone walked towards Shrek Academy, laughing and talking. Yu Xiaogang and Tang San silently followed behind.
Yu Xiaogang walked with extreme suppression, and his body was trembling.
Tang San softly comforted him, "Wife,"
"This was a mistake this time, I'll definitely help you save face in the future!"
Yu Xiaogang still didn't speak.
The oppressive atmosphere finally dissipated when the two returned to the dorm. "Xiao San, hurry!"
"Take off your pants!"
Yu Xiaogang couldn't wait to shout at Tang San as soon as he returned.
Tang San was dumbfounded.
"Honey, what's wrong?"
"Hurry up!"
"Didn't you only use one Soul Skill today? Your Soul Power should be fully restored by now."
"Quick, fart!"
Tang San was still puzzled, "Why?"
"Just do it!"
Yu Xiaogang yelled suddenly.
Tang San nodded.
"Second Soul Skill, Fart Accumulation!"
"First Soul Skill, Farting Like Striking Iron, Charging One Hammer, Tang San's Fart!"
With a bang, the hammer swung out and exploded again inside the room.
Yu Xiaogang took a deep breath, finally feeling his whole body relax.
The scolding he endured on the road wasn't just because it was embarrassing. The biggest problem was that his fart addiction had flared up.
If he didn't suck in a fart, his whole body would feel uncomfortable and weak.
He had finally managed to hold out until now.
"Whew!"
"Nurture!"
Yu Xiaogang exhaled heavily, feeling like he had come back to life.
Tang San saw that Yu Xiaogang was acting strangely.
"Wife, you... what's wrong?"
"I feel like you're currently poisoned, like you're being controlled..."
Because in his past life, he knew about some nerve drugs. They were extremely dangerous. These things were reviled everywhere.
Once ordinary people came into contact with them, their lives would truly be ruined. The Tang Sect was particularly ruthless in suppressing them.
Someone had once tried to sell them within the Tang Sect, and Tang Lan, the Old Patriarch, had killed them with a single palm strike. Anyone else who dared to do such a thing would face the same fate.
Yu Xiaogang waved his hand dismissively at Tang San.
"That's impossible,"
"I'm being controlled?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"I'm just cultivating," Yu Xiaogang chuckled.
"Xiao San,"
"You know, your farts can help me cultivate,"
"I'm just doing it for cultivation,"
Tang San stared fixedly at Yu Xiaogang, "Wife, don't you lie to me!"
"Your symptoms are exactly the same as what I've heard before!"
Yu Xiaogang slowly stood up.
"That's impossible."
"How could I lie to you?"
"You don't know me yet?"
"Absolutely impossible to be controlled, and who has ever been controlled by a fart?"
"Have you heard of it?"
"Do you see anything wrong with my current physical condition?"
"Those people's bodies were ruined,"
"We've been at this for so long."
"I haven't at all, and my Soul Power even broke through. It's completely different."
Tang San nodded thoughtfully.
That was the truth.
Yu Xiaogang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
"Come on, Xiao San, let out another fart, I need it for cultivation."
Tang San was no longer doubtful, and with a bang, another fart erupted.
Yu Xiaogang took a big breath, the fart drifting,
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