(This is my first book so it might be trash but meh who cares also I know my punctuation is trash my strong suit was math)
"" = al dialogue
'' = whispered dialogue
() = thoughts
Italic = descriptors
[] = author speak
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"Sup' names al and no not al as in crazy al, al as in al capone. My dad was a mafia nut, somehow got his hands on a watch that al capote himself wore and brings it up at every opportunity. I don't hate him for it though they are pretty cool. Me? The usual roblox youtube nothing special recently got into a game called forsaken though my dad wouldn't stop pestering me until I got mafioso skin though his themes pretty good 'given that your father makes you listen to mafia-esque music everyday on full volume' but anyways back to me"
Muffled: little do you know, I filled up on gas
"What the hell is that noise?"
Less muffled: IMMA GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
"Oh shit"
Full volume: PULVERIZE THIS FUCK WITH MY BURGENTRUCK
"IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK! TRUCK!!!"
"And that's how some dude going 250+ in a civilian zone killed me and didn't stop I guess the kings chariot really can't be stopped"
"Don't care"
"I don't care"
"Nah I gotta finish this downloa- oh shit where's my phone"
"NOOOOO GTA6 IT WAS AT 99% NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Sure"
"You're kidding right?"
"Don't I at least get a sa-"
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This dude needs no introduction: IM GONNA BECOME THE WIZARD KING AND MARRY YOU SISTER LILY!!!
"Wow they really underemphasized how loud he is I'm in the forest and I heard that kid, anyways reincarnation huh? How cliché. At least I'm not a baby. Welp anyways... w-wait where's the mafioso drip? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Asta: hey there!
"HOLY SHIT!"
asta: hey language! Anyways what are you doing all the way out here?
"Living the homeless bum life."
Asta: what's that?
Yuno: a homeless person is someone without a home bum is an insult
Asta: oh, I see! Wanna come live in the oprhanage with us?
"I don't think asking random strangers if they want to come live with you is the best idea dude"
Asta: heheh we're pretty strong-
Yuno: correction I am, you don't have any mana.
"Whats the problem with having any mana?"
Asta: huh? WAIT REALLY?!?! YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON WHOSE EVER BEEN ON MY SIDE!!!!
"I think I have tinnitus now"
Asta: LET- oh wait what's your name?
"Just call me mafioso i guess"
Asta: mafioso that's a weird name... anyways come on we're gonna get our grimoires tommorow!
"Man author must have been really lazy to skip to here huh?"
[Absolutely]
Asta: what?
"Don't worry about it"
Asta: RACE YOU THERE!!
Yuno: he does- good grief... just follow me
[IS THAT A JOJO REF-]
[At the orphanage]
Sister lily and father orsi: Asta did you kidnap someone?
Asta: WHAT NO! DO YOU HOLF THAT LOW OF AN OPINION OF ME?!?!
Yuno: he's an orphan
Father orsi: oh well then come on in! We were just about to enjoy some pop potatoes!
Rebecca: Asta leave some for us!
Asta: oh sorry!
'Would you look at that they didn't tame noble's tastes for no reason, they really do taste good'
Asta: that was delicious Sister lily!
Sister lily: actually father made them.
Asta: GAH!
father Orsi: le smirk well now that we've all eaten its time to go to bed after all tomorrow is a big day for you tw- oh right we never got your name
"Just call me Al"
Asta: you told me your name was mafioso!
"Thats my nickname"
Asta: oh, OK! RACE YOU TO BED YUNO!
Yuno: he never quits does he...
Asta: MY MAGIC IS NEVER GIVING UP!!!
Sister lily: BE QUIET!!!
Asta: ACK!
"They definitely are a lively bunch... I should probably get my grimoire and leave..."
[Insert dad making Dom family memes here]
"Or not... I'm tired... well makes sense seeing as who I had to deal with all day."