[If it feels like the story sucks right now it's because I'm still getting a feel for things (and possibly because of adhd and autism combo but that's besides the point) it'll get better once the story progresses into the fights also I am actively rewatching black clover while making this]
'Wait... didn't I just choose the loudest and craziest squad? The exact opposite of what I want?' "Shit."
Yami: what's your problem
"The tinnitus, it calls to me. Or that's just the ringing in my ear"
Finral: I've been meaning to ask where did you get those clothes they look rather expensive
"Grimoire tower"
Finral: what?
Gordon: I hope he wants to be my friend that would be pretty nice...
Yami: open the damn portal already
Finral: ok ok jeez can't a guy be a little curious?
Yami: y-
Finral: OK IM OPENING IT
asta: whew what a relied
"You smell"
Asta: wha- hey! There's no need to be so straightforward about it...
Finral: Please just get in the portal!
"Aight, nice place you got here"
Asta: OOF! Whyd you throw me!?
Yami: just cause.
KABOOM
"Its a good thing I brought these headphones" [courtesy of chances gambling debt]
Ragna: STOP EATING MY PUDDING
Luck: Heheh Sorryyyy!!
Yami: welcome to the dysfunctional squad that is the black bulls
"Hoorayyyy..."
Asta: HAAAAAAAAA I'M NOT DONE!!!!
"Dude seriously? Hahaha I really don't wanna deal with this fighting right now."
You're mine!
click BANG
All: WHAT THE HELL?!
"Huh? Why am I holding a sniper? Shouldn't it be a pistol?"
Yami: well that took care of things rather easily finral introduce everyone
Finral: you know gordon agrippa- hey where are you going?
"Introduce them to Asta I'm gonna play with gubby" 'I already know who they all are'
Finral: uhhhh ok?
Ragna: hey! You still have to go through the baptism
"Beat Asta then come get me"
Asta: woah I didn't know you had that much confidence in me
Yami: you wouldn't beat him anyways
Ragna: what? hold on captai-
Yami: figure it out yourself
Luck: I wanna fight him!
Vanessa: for the captain to take that much interest in someone they must be pretty strong
Gordon: he's pretty strong the noble that fought him couldn't even fight back
Grey: hyuuuuuuuu
Finral: pretty interesting...
Charmy: you think that bunny likes meat? I wonder if it would taste goo-
"Don't"
Charmy: scary...
"Damnit my foot fell asleep"
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"My ass hurts... why the hell are there wine bottles in the cushions?"
KABOOM
"oh looks like they're done. Wait who would I fight if ragna is hurt"
Luck: ME!
"AUSBZHBSV WHAT THE HELL!?"
luck: heheheheh, COME ON LETS GO!!!
"He really is a pain"
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Asta: you got this Al!
"Uh-huh"
Luck: LETS GO!!!
"Alright let's do this... gubby go sit over there don't want you to get hurt, I suppose i should take this seriously as well..."
Your humanoid property stand no chance against ours
Luck: oh is that a spe-
hacklord 1x1x1x1: M4S5 1NF3CTI0N
Luck: WOAH THATS CO-
Demon king John doe: CORRUPT ENERGY
Luck: wait hol-
M4 coolkid: IM ITA IM IT!! IM IT!!!
Luck: OOF WOW YOUR STR-
Noli: Don't ssstop mee now...
Luck: ouch!
Noli: PLAY- glitch PPLAY TIMES OVEr-er-r!
Luck: hey wait that's not- huh?
Jason: ki ki ki ma ma ma
[gashing wound]
Gubby:
Luck: hu-
BOOM
"Where are you going it's debt collecting time"
[A midair grab followed by a sword slash followed up by a throw to the ground]
Demon king John doe: DIGITAL FOOTPRINT
"Oh damn. Did he die?"
Luck: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
"The one bleeding profusely should be saying that..."
Luck: AGAIN! AGAIN!! AGAIN!!!
Maybe it's time to ragequit, eh? [This line has to be said to end any active skills btw]
"Nah I'm good" 'shame I couldn't use any dev killers... well don't want to kill him.' "Anyways since I finished the baptism im gonna take this and go to bed"
Yami: do you even know where your room is?
"I'm sure the building will move around to show me where it is"
Yami: whatever you say... I gotta take a dump.
Asta: woah Al that was so cool!!! How come you never told me you could that?!
"I can do more I just dont want to kill him" finger snap
"Goodnight asta"
Asta: wait you didn't even ea-
"Goodnight asta"
Asta: Goodnight al...
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[Really wanted to use dev killers in that last one but I don't wanna kill luck :( oh well the Irrelevant ice wizard dude is cooked also if you're wondering why people haven't been able to fight back so far one. there's no spectre to nerf anyone | two. Element of suprise | three. They've all been spars and not life or death battles battles later on will be longer]
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