The Setting: Konoha - Uchiha Compound.
'The light is blinding more than usual, why is my bed so hard? The salesman explicitly said "Don't worry, the bed's comfort will last at LEAST twenty years!" What a load of bullshit. It feels no better than a mat on the floor.'Soren Uchiha thought, not knowing that's exactly what it was. Soren curled up, pressing his knees against his chest, curling into a fetal position. 'Mm... my blanket feels more plush than usual...awesome.'
Soren's thoughts settled in his mind for only a few more moments before he heard clacking in the background. 'Kids. They've never been so loud before,' Soren thought as he outreached his hand to try and grab his phone to play music to drown out the noises, it's always on his nightstand there ready for him.
Soren was confused when he didn't grab it in the first couple of seconds, when he opened his eyes he was met with confusion, before immediate fear followed, because of the crash that occurred seconds after.
"FIRE STYLE: FIRE BALL JUTSU"HHHUUUHPMMFFFFFHOO!
The sound of burning grass in the distance as well as disgruntled cries of 'cheating' were loud.
Despite being jolted from the initial crash, the sounds that followed, it all blended in with Soren's thoughts—his eyes were glued to the symbol on his wall. The early morning light made it clear as day: the Uchiha Clan's symbol from Naruto standing proud right at the centerpiece of his wall.
He looked around and saw the place had wooden walls as opposed to his regular drywall, some bowls of food instead of his controllers, sprawl about clothes instead of his posters, and his Mini-fridge was gone!
He looked down at himself and realized he wasn't even himself! He was a chubby kid!
He immediately yelled bloody murder, fear and confusion making him lose all sense of composure. "AHHHHHHH!!!!!"
He immediately started to hyperventilate, he heard hustling towards his direction but he paid it no mind. He felt like throwing up, he jolted up and looked at his body more to figure out what was going on.
He stood at 4'6 (137cms) and was definitely hefty. If he were to try and make a guess on his weight just by the look of himself he'd say he was 105 pounds (47.6kgs) and ten years old. His stomach was poking out of his tight shirt and he was wearing shorts with sandals.
He was in shock, horrified at being in a body not of his own. He didn't get to comment or look at himself too much though—
His father, Nidai Takura, barged in, wielding a sword unskillfully, flailing around and yelling—
"G-GET AWAY FROM MY BOY!!!"
The sudden appearance and noise made Soren jolt; both were dumbfounded when they locked eyes with one another. Nidai saw his son standing up looking in shock from his sudden appearance. Both of them stared at one another for a couple seconds. If a gust of wind blew you'd surely be able to hear it.
Soren spoke first. He gave a small, awkward wave—his arm barely lifting from his side. "H... Hi?" Nidai frowned immediately and put the sword down off to near the entrance of the room. Nidai closed his eyes and inhaled deeply through his nostrils, once he opened his eyes he shouted "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SLEEPING IN ALL DAY JUST TO SCREAM LIKE YOU'RE BEING MURDERED! YOUR MOTHER WILL HEAR THIS WHEN SHE GETS HOME!"
He walked over a few paces and attempted to punch the top of Soren's head. Soren took an instinctive step back and tried to dodge it, but he ultimately tumbled as he was unfamiliar with his current body.
He fell on the floor pathetically, which made Nidai laugh loudly, the anger dissipating from his body within moments.
"Hahaha! That happens when you mess with me! The ultimate ninja of the leaf! Wooaaaaah!"He flexed his muscles and turned away.
Nidai looked back at his son and said, his voice soft and concerned:"You okay though champ?"
Soren nodded as a response, although he felt more embarrassed than in pain. He was also confused about the relation between himself and the man who just entered, especially due to the seemingly odd mood swing from Nidai.
Nidai left the room without a second notice, forgetting the sword.
Soren looked down at his body before looking at his surroundings. He needed direction.
'Where the hell am I? Who am I? That crest is definitively from the Naruto world—the Uchiha family—but... that's not what this is, right? That'd be literally impossible. I've read manhwa where that were to happen but that's not based in reality. I... don't really know what other answers would be though since my literal entire body has changed. If it didn't, I'd think I was just in a prank, or...something.' I swear if this is a new reality game show where I've got a VR headset permanently stuck on my face, I'm going to flip.'
He sighed before saying to himself:
"Okay... best case scenario is this is fake because I do not want to deal with what happens if I really am a Uchiha. Worst case is this is real..." He shuddered as he looked at the Uchiha crest.
He closed his eyes tightly and whispered:
"There's no place like home, there's no place like home..." He took a deep breath, held it in for three Mississippi's before releasing it with a smile.
He opened his eyes and immediately saw the Uchiha family crest again.
"Shit."
Soren took a step back and looked at the Uchiha Crest, he fell to his knees, clutched his head and began to have a full-blown panic attack, the thoughts that raced into his mind came in a sporadic order 'WHY ME?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! NOT ONLY AM I DESTINED FOR DEATH, I'M ALSO IN THIS BODY!!! WHY COULDN'T I BE SASUKE?! OR MAYBE IZUMI, SHE HAD HER SHARINGAN RIGHT?! OHMYGODI-'
The door opened once more, it was Nidai Takura once more. He entered with a smile and with his eyes closed. "Silly me, I ended up leaving the swo-' Nidai opened his eyes and saw the position his son was in. Soren immediately turned his head towards Nidai with his eyes widened like a goblin being caught hiding in the corner. Nidai screamed "AHHH!" which then proceeded to make Soren scream "AHHH!!!"
(A/N:
First Chapter released now! Going to work on some more to have a daily release for at least 4 days!
05/21/2025 - So I wasn't quite satisfied with how I left the first chapter, wanted to revise it a little! still kept the chapter name as shit as someone actually read it! awesome!!! thanks MisterBoi!:)
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