Disclaimer: I do not own Helluva Boss or Hazbin Hotel; those rights belong to Vivziepop and her crew for creating these humorous and cool series. P.S. Vivziepop, if you are reading this, know that not just I, but other people are genuinely thankful to you for bringing in such a funny and fantastic series, both Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel. Anyway, let's get into the story.
My name is Niko Yaeger. I am 21 years old, and the only thing on my mind is... "WHERE THE HELL AM I?" I yelled while looking around, seeing a red-lit sky with a satanic seal on it. I was in a city that looked like it was built without much effort, along with signs that said "HELL" with arrows pointing down. "You're in Hell, dumb ass," I looked behind me and saw a little red creature with black and white striped horns with white burn marks on his face and tail; with some black symbol on his forehead that represents a heart shaped skull pattern—wearing a black business suit with a pair of fingerless gloves with some yellow crystal imbued on them. With a red skull charm around his neck.
He looks oddly familiar. "Wait; did you say Hell?" I asked, trying to figure out what was going on. "Uh, yeah; what are you deaf or something? Oh, you must have just died and crossed over from Earth. Well, I ain't explaining all that sh*t," explained the little red creature as he was walking away. "Wait; if this is really Hell, then please teach me how to live here?" I asked while being in a panic. "Oh, and what's in it for me? I mean, you look pretty wild if you know what I mean~," the little red creature said in a seductive voice. "Are you coming onto me?" I mainly asked, confused. "Don't mind if I do~," he said, sporting a sadistic smile.
"Wait; that's not what I mean, but if you want something in return, then I'll work for you for free," I declared while blushing.
"That doesn't sound bad, plus I do need more employees. Okay, looks like you got yourself a deal. You're hired by the way the names Blitzo the o is silent," Blitz said while we were shaking hands. Wait, Blitzo, oh no, I'm in Helluva Boss in real life, well, I guess in the afterlife. Damn, that sounds so cheesy. Oh, well, better than absolute hell, I suppose, so I'll take it. "Just call me Yaeger," I said. "Well, I guess it's time for you to meet your fellow employees, Yaeger," Blitz said.