As I looked in the mirror, I remembered learning something about the series, or in this case, the world. I remembered in Helluva Boss that whenever a human crosses over from Earth to Hell, the sin they died with determines their species. For example, since I'm a hellhound, my sin is gluttony. Which makes sense, since I did eat a lot back when I was human, but I also did exercises to keep in shape. I'm surprised I didn't end up as an incubus since my second-worst sin was lust.
Actually, now that I think back on it, yeah, my worst sin is gluttony since I was more concerned with eating more than checking out males or females. I was mainly more interested in females than males, but occasionally, some males and females did catch my eye. Anyway, I'd better get back to the office. I started walking out of the bathroom, and then it just hit me: how do I get back to the office? Oh, right, since I'm a hellhound now, I can probably use my nose.
SNIFF! SNIFF! I smell all four: both Millie and Moxxie, plus Loona and Blitz. As I got their scents, I started heading their way. I opened the door. "Sorry about that, sort of freaked out there for a second," I said. "It's all good,' Millie responded.
"How did you get back anyway?" Moxxie asked. "It's cuz he's a hellhound, dumbass," Loona answered while being a jerk to Moxxie. Well, she can't really be blamed. Oh well, that was primarily why I favored Loona over the other characters, because it was mostly her personality rather than her body... Okay, that's a lie, but whenever she wanted to be alone. I felt sad for her and understood her. There were times when I wanted to be alone, but I despised that feeling.
I've always cared more about my friends and family than myself, because I've always loved spending time with them. "Yoo-hoo, Yaeger, you there?" Millie asked. "Huh; what?" I answered back in the most dumb way. "You were spacing out for a minute. You okay?" asked Moxxie.
"Yeah, I'm fine, I was just reminiscing on some things when I was alive," I answered back, not trying to let them worry about me. "Oh, okay, anyway, are you ready for you're lecture?" Moxxie asked. "Yeah, let's start," I answered back. As the day progressed, they taught me about the local culture. I also asked some questions to act as if I really didn't know anything about this world.
It started to turn night here in Hell. "Well, that's all for today, guys. You can all head home now," Blitz ordered. "I just realized I HAVE NOWHERE TO STAY, WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?" I asked frantically, panicking, trying to figure out what I was going to do. "Hmm, now that sounds like a personal problem," Blitz said.
"Ooh, sir, can he stay with me and Mox? Until he can get his own place?" Millie asked Blitz. "I don't care as long as he doesn't get to fuck both of you," "Wait what?" we all asked Blitz at the same time. "Nothing, never mind. Sure, do whatever you crazy kids want," Blits said while trying to hide the fact that he wants a threesome with Moxxie and Millie.
"You sure that's alright with you guys?" I asked. "Yeah, we have plenty of room," Moxxie answered. "Plus, it's like we'll have our own pet?" Millie said while sounding excited.
We walked to Moxxie and Millie's place, since they don't have a car yet. As we were in front of the door, Millie kicked the door open. "WELCOME TO OUR APARTMENT," Millie yelled excitedly. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" A neighbor yelled as he opened the door from inside his apartment.
"OR WHAT!" Yelled Millie as she was about to walk towards the neighbor, as I stopped her by moving my arm in front of her, halting the upcoming hellish brawl. "I'm sorry for my friend's screaming, she's just excited to have me as a roommate," I responded. "Whatever, I'm definitely moving since I can't get any sleep from those two moaning all night," the neighbor said as he walked back into his apartment, closing the door.
"You didn't have to apologize on my behalf, I mean, how else are you going to protect your friends if you can't even fight back?" Millie said. "Yeah, what she said, you've got to be tough if you wanna protect anything, including your loved one," Moxxie responded. "Oh~ Moxxie," Millie said while they started their tongue wrestling ritual.
Little did they know my hands were curled into fists. I was ready to throw down if the neighbor was going to start a scene. If he did, he would have lost anyway, because I know how to fight. I took lessons when I was younger from my brother and from martial arts teachers.
I entered the living room. "So where am I sleepi-," I was interrupted with the sound of a BANG! They headed to their room. BANG! "Guess I'm sleeping on the couch, that is, if I do get any sleep," I said while hearing moaning coming from their bedroom.