Zhang Lu had also been busy.
Hairy Pee was now a gym leader, and no longer a bottom feeder.
He was now well on his way to becoming a true public (and private) menace.
Dabbling into the Occult Arts of Dark Rizz, Hermyne had just been the start.
His mentor, Oldémort, was an old man with interesting ideas.
Hairy was now committed to his master plan: he would make some… hornycruxes to augment his power!!!
Hornycruxes were essentially vessels that would house his power-
-ful urges… the receptacles to his magical essence.
Hermyne had been the first.
But as Hairy licked his lips, he knew he needed more.
Under the influence of Oldémort, almost noone of legal age was safe, and even men were possible candidates.
Krum… Hairy's eyes glistened with mad fervour. His one-sided 'friendship' had devolved into lust and obsession.
He would make the Bulgarian star one of his Hornycruxes…
He also had set his eyes and designs on Miss Mcdoneitall, a mature older lady that was a tutor at the Hogwash School of Rizzardry by day, and apparently, quite an enchanting cabaret dancer by night…
Gone were the days of being weak and scrawny.
He was now just angsty and horny.
His muscles were now strong, toned, and honed.
And there was almost nothing and noone of legal age that he would not bone!
Indeed.
This was because, thanks to Oldemort's teachings, he had developed a new spell… "Old Rod", which was a magical enhancement on his Original 'rod', a manoeuvre which he was now using to bait in older ladies.
This would be his hook to catch Ms Mcdoneitall…
Upon one glance at his magically enhanced "Old Rod", exclamation marks would appear, their vision would swirl and smear, and then they would be on for a wild encounter!!!!
But first, he would have to infiltrate… Mcdoneitall's DMs… only then could he later infiltrate… her, and transform her into his Hornycrux.
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He hadn't heard from the masked guy for a while, and so Zhang Lu was talking the opportunity to build on his plans.
That's right. His first step to fulfill his part of the deal with the Dark Rizzards was to make Hairy Hairy turn Dark. After chatting with Bob however, he knew that, in the end, Hairy would have to pay for his crimes…
Or did he?!?!
It was hard to tell, and he also had to admit that something strange was happening - part of him… was starting to enjoy it…
But nevertheless, Zhang Lu knew that it couldn't go on for too long. If Hairy actually became a poster child for Dark Rizzardry, the world would unquestionably suffer.
His original plan was to have Hairy seemingly succeed in his plans to embrace Dark Rizzardry, but a Pyrrhic victory, where it was difficult to tell whether he had actually won or lost, such was the cost required to achieve his ambitions… and at that moment of 'success', where he was left 'victorious', and yet, broken, friendless, alone, he would realize the errors of his ways, and then be hit by Truck-kun, giving him a chance to restart with his realisation: that Dark Rizzardry wasn't the solution!!!!
But now, he suddenly was hit instead with a thought. Actually, why stop at fiction?
What if he reformed the Dark Rizzards from… within?!?!?!
Still, this was getting ahead of ourselves. It was just a passing thought, that was all…
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