Yuyu throws the bathroom door open and immediately lets out a bloodcurdling scream.
"KYAAAAAA!! YUNHUA THERE'S A DEAD MAN IN YOUR BATHROOM!!"
She sprints straight into my arms like I'm her last line of defense.
I almost drop my soup. I quickly set it down on the coffee table before everything spirals. Dead—what?! Jiang sleeping again?! Wait, no! That's not even the point!
I gently shove her off me, panicked. "Yuyu, calm down, calm down! I know, I know—"
"I'm calling the cops!" she yells, already swiping on her cracked phone with trembling thumbs.
"No no no no WAIT!" I smack the phone from her hand like it's a bomb. "You can't call the cops!"
She gasps. "Why?! Are you the killer?!" She leaps back, pointing a shaking finger. "You knew there's a corpse?! Yunhua, please—I promise I won't tell anyone! I'll keep my mouth shut, just please don't kill me too!"