At this moment, Tang San was completely panicking. His heart pounded wildly, thumping as if it were about to burst out of his chest.
Oscar's composure was far too calm.
He was clearly about to die from poison, yet he still dared to mock him so brazenly, without the slightest restraint. Either he was insane—or he possessed some kind of backing.
And it was obvious he wasn't putting on an act.
From his expression, to his tone, to that utterly disdainful gaze, everything clearly proved that he never once took Tang San seriously.
Under the weight of boundless terror, Tang San's face turned deathly pale. Even his lips lost all color, turning ashen gray.
His body trembled uncontrollably. Cold sweat soaked his back, and even moving a single step required him to force himself to stay upright.
"Are you really not afraid of death?""My poison is a compound formed from multiple special toxins that interact and influence one another. Touch one part, and everything reacts."
"Unless Nangong Lingyun personally intervenes, no one can cure it—including your Second Soul Skill."
"Everyone lives for themselves. If you don't, heaven will destroy you. Surely you wouldn't throw away your own life just out of loyalty, right?"
Tang San tried to threaten him again.
But his words only made Oscar laugh louder—wilder, more unrestrained.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Tang San… do you have any idea how long I waited for this very moment?"
"How hard I worked—just to make you finally decide to attack me?"
"I wracked my brains, used every method imaginable to provoke you."
"Every single day I cursed you, beat you, humiliated you, framed you, sabotaged you behind your back, slandered your name everywhere I went, dumped all the dirty and exhausting work on you—basically shitting and pissing on your head every day."
"Ten full months. Every single day."
"Seriously. Anything I could think of, I did. All of it."
"Even I started to feel like I'd gone a bit too far—like I was becoming a real freak."
"But you—damn—you're like an old turtle. You can really endure."
"I've lived this long, and I've never seen a creature as strange as you. Even a green-haired turtle is ten thousand times stronger than you."
"I almost broke down. I even started doubting myself."
"But thankfully… today, you finally couldn't hold it in anymore."
"Hahaha—HAHAHAHA!"
Oscar laughed wildly without restraining his voice at all.
Just that first sentence alone scared Bing Qingyu Jie so badly that he collapsed onto the ground, his pupils unfocused.
His head buzzed violently, like heavenly thunder crashing inside his skull.
He… had fallen into a trap?
Oscar had been deliberately provoking him all along?
No wonder he behaved like a completely different person compared to when he was at Shrek Academy.
A mere support-type Soul Master—yet his arrogance and shamelessness had reached such an outrageous level.
Tang San wanted to speak, but his lips trembled violently, his tongue no longer under his control.
Only after a long while did he grit his teeth and force out a single sentence:
"Did Nangong Lingyun tell you to do this?"
"Of course not," Oscar replied casually."His Majesty isn't that bored."
"And besides—who do you think you are?"
"You're nothing but trash. Do you really think someone of divine status would personally scheme against you?"
"If he truly wanted you dead, a single sneeze would reduce you to ashes. Why bother with all this effort?"
"But as a subordinate, one must learn to understand the superior's intentions."
"I have no background, no famous teacher. And Flander is already disliked by the current imperial education system. Being able to keep my life is already a blessing."
"If I don't achieve some great merit, how am I supposed to rise to the top?"
Under Tang San's shocked gaze, the Blue Silver Grass bindings around Oscar suddenly shattered inch by inch—
Revealing a lush, flourishing Blue Silver Emperor Soul Spirit within.
Back when Nangong Lingyun assigned him to monitor Tang San, he had personally promised that Oscar could make one reasonable request in the future.
As early as his time at Blue Tyrant Academy, Oscar had already deeply admired Qin Feng's knowledge and longed for it.
Without the slightest hesitation, he chose to have Qin Feng design a suitable development path for his Sausage Martial Soul.
Qin Feng told him:
"All food-type Martial Souls possess some degree of life attribute. The only difference lies in strength and quantity."
"Using life as the primary development path may not be ideal—but incorporating one or two life-type Soul Rings will definitely allow better evolution."
Because those words came so effortlessly, Nangong Lingyun decided to give him an additional Soul Spirit—
Ensuring that a food-type Martial Soul would not be completely at the mercy of others, and granting him some ability to protect himself when facing Tang San.
The Blue Silver Emperor was both life-attribute aligned and highly effective against the Bing Qingyu Jie Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul.
If combined with Spider-Man–style mobility, it could also significantly increase escape speed.
It was the optimal choice.
That was the origin of this Soul Spirit.
"Fourth Soul Skill—Invincible Healing Blue Silver Sausage."
Oscar summoned four Soul Rings—yellow, yellow, purple, black—and chanted the soul incantation.
In just a moment, several blue sausages patterned with silver lines appeared in his palm.
One by one, he stuffed them all into his mouth.
Before long, the abnormalities on his face began to fade.
He even thoughtfully explained to Tang San:
"His Majesty's understanding of Martial Soul theory is truly terrifying."
"My Fourth Soul Skill is extremely comprehensive—far exceeding the scope of a normal ten-thousand-year Soul Skill."
"It prioritizes detoxification and healing injuries."
"If there are no injuries or poison, it restores stamina and soul power, relieves fatigue and pain, and greatly increases resistance to all negative states for ten minutes."
"As for the actual effect…"
"That so-called 'incurable' mixed poison of yours? It's just… so-so."
With the poison neutralized, the situation was clearly about to plunge completely into the abyss.
But suddenly, as if struck by inspiration, Bing Qingyu Jie stopped trembling.
A sharp gleam flashed through his eyes.
He raised the Zhuge Godly Crossbow high in his right hand, aiming it straight at Oscar's chest, and roared in fury:
"No—that's not right. You're lying to me!"
"If all you wanted was to screw me over, you had countless chances before!"
"There was no need to come to my room tonight at all—you could've just reported what happened today directly to Nangong Lingyun!"
"Even if my poison is cured, the Clear Sky Hammer and the Zhuge Godly Crossbow can still kill you easily!"
"You want me to let my guard down so you can escape, don't you?!"
Hearing this, the Sausage Uncle's lips curled into a brilliant smile.
He clasped his hands together and clapped loudly—pa pa pa.
"You're finally smart for once."
"Unfortunately… not smart enough."
"I'll let you in on a secret."
"His Majesty once said that no matter what mistake you made, once discovered, he would kill you without hesitation."
"That was actually a lie. Or maybe just a joke."
"He only wanted you to behave yourself and stop causing all kinds of incomprehensible disasters."
"No matter what, you're someone the Asura God King preserved at the cost of a divine law from the God Realm."
"His Majesty may not fear the Asura God King—but he also wouldn't provoke him over something trivial."
"Even setting aside the God King…"
"Executing a normal person just because their knees didn't fully touch the ground when kneeling—don't you think that reason is a bit excessive?"
"All those earlier 'mistakes' you were tricked into committing—like obtaining the Xuantian Treasure Record—those weren't even real issues."
"Falling asleep on duty? What kind of crime is that?"
"At worst, you'd submit a self-criticism, then get a few days off to rest."
"But now, things are different."
"Attempting to control a promising Dark Division intelligence officer with poison—and planning to coerce him into committing an unforgivable crime?"
"Even the Asura God wouldn't be able to say anything about that."
"So?"
"Surprised? Shocked? Feeling excited?"
"Pff—!"
Amid Oscar's arrogant laughter, the light that had just gathered in Tang San's eyes rapidly faded.
Moments later, he spat out a mouthful of fresh blood.
The world spun violently—
And he collapsed unconscious.
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