Machete Girl: Yeah, we can't count on those evil monsters. If those Western monsters really dare to invade, we should go help.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Helping is a must, but I think it's more meaningful to let the Chinese monsters win this war from the start.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: The problem is, we obviously can't win with these conditions. The difference between the two sides is too clear.
Doujin Artist: Wait! Since the West can use vampires as monsters, can Uncle Nine and them use zombies as monsters to fight?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Zombies are okay?
Lin Fengjiao: I have a way to raise zombies, and I can make super zombies with copper skin and iron bones. But these things don't have brains, how can they compete? And even those super zombies probably can't beat a vampire count who's lived for four hundred years.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I don't think living for four hundred years necessarily makes you strong. Vampires are different from monsters after all.
Curly-haired Guy: Right, why don't I let Rati pretend to be a monster and join the fight?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: ?
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, A-Gin, you're really a dream maker! Letting Rati pretend to be a monster, how did you even think of that?
Amegakure Village's Angel: If Rati really joins, he'll definitely win. King Kong is already strong enough, and Rati is a King Kong who has learned martial arts.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I'm still swimming in the sea, if I leave suddenly, Mark and the others are sure to die.
Curly-haired Guy: Then there's no way, let Kisame go!
Shark-Faced Guy: I'm a person, friend.
Curly-haired Guy: Even though you're human inside, but the way you look... Gin thinks any monster would see you as one of their own! Believe me!
Doujin Artist: To be honest, if you only look at Kisame's face, he really looks like a monster.
Amegakure Village's Angel: And with Kisame's strength, it would be easy for him to overturn the whole thing, right?
Shark-Faced Guy: ...
Damn, these guys' words are so hurtful!
Hoshigaki Kisame felt a sharp pain in his heart, a very subtle feeling. So, is it really his own fault for being born with this appearance?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Speaking of overturning the whole thing, I have a more suitable person. She looks even more like a monster than Kisame and Rati!
Lin Fengjiao: Who?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Is there anyone in our group who looks more like a monster than them?
Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: Mochou, your words are a bit hurtful. Even though it's the truth, you should express it more gently.
Doujin Artist: Pfft! Hua-jie, your statement of fact is like a double hit! It was already hurtful enough, but you saying it like that is just mind-blowing.
This is an Actor: Kisame, are you alright?
Shark-Faced Guy: For now, still alive.
Doujin Artist: Still alive, but not completely alive? Like you're almost dead?
Machete Girl: Kisame, you have to take care of yourself! Your spy career can't end over this little thing!
Curly-haired Guy: Hahaha, that's right! We can't let our big plan be delayed by this little thing!
Shark-Faced Guy: Okay, I thank you for your concern.
Kisame's forehead veins popped out, and he felt a murderous impulse.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Ruiko, who is the suitable person you mentioned earlier? I'm waiting.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: First of all, she's not in our group.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Not in our group, no wonder.
Doujin Artist: Pfft! Mochou-jie, stop it! Kisame's about to bleed from all his holes, hey!
Machete Girl: Let's just announce the answer, Ruiko.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Uh-huh, it's Lady Nian! Our demon god, that zombie goddess! Isn't she more suitable than Kisame and Rati?
Doujin Artist: This...
Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: If we're talking about suitability, she's very suitable. Her whole style is that of a zombie goddess.
Machete Girl: But if a demon god level person goes to Uncle Nine's world, it's like a king player going to a bronze game to crush newbies?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It shouldn't be a bronze game, maybe a gold game?
Doujin Artist: Kotonoha isn't talking about that, but that a demon god's easy action might destroy the world. Besides, will she listen to your orders, Ruiko?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: She probably won't listen, but she's not here with me.
Machete Girl: Huh?
Curly-haired Guy: If she's not with you, where else could she be?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You guys, don't you know?
Doujin Artist: Know what?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Tell us the details.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ahem, nothing. Actually, I don't know where she went either, sorry, sorry.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Ruiko, do you really not know? Or are you helping someone hide something?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, nothing like that.
Machete Girl: Hide something? Why hide it?
Katsura Kotonoha didn't understand, she had a feeling that there was some unknown secret in here.
Curly-haired Guy: I don't know, Gin doesn't know anything!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Anzen, do you know? That goddess, where is she?
This is an Actor: In my shadow.
Doujin Artist: Pfft!
Machete Girl: Re, really?
Lin Fengjiao: You can fit people in a shadow?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Of course, don't forget that Anzen is a god. Since he's a god, it's reasonable to fit some people in his shadow, right? No wonder I couldn't find her in the Hokage world.
This is an Actor: I didn't plan to hide it, this was originally a deal I made with her. She helps me get rid of other demon gods, and I provide my shadow for her to live in. It's just a deal, don't think too much about it.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Excuse me, Master An, this deal is really inappropriate. It's easy to misunderstand.
Doujin Artist: Yeah, it's hard not to misunderstand. Should we say you're taking in a homeless girl, or keeping a beauty in a golden house?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Never mind. Since it's Anzen's decision, we can't change it. And it's reassuring to have such a presence protecting you.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Konan-jie, you're really generous!
Machete Girl: You're a role model for us women!
Curly-haired Guy: What's a main wife? This is what you call a main wife! You concubines better learn from her!
Doujin Artist: What's it to you if we learn or not.
This is an Actor: If you mind, I can have her settle down in the Mr. Vampire world.
Machete Girl: Huh? Anzen, you're really planning to let the goddess fight? Those Western monsters will cry!
This is an Actor: I don't plan to let her fight, I want to go see it myself.
Amegakure Village's Angel: ?
Doujin Artist: ?
Machete Girl: Anzen, are you a little strange?
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