Machete Girl: Wait, we really got a new member?
Doujin Artist: That username… don't tell me it's Aizen?
What Eriri meant by "Aizen" was the real one from Soul Society. If it's really him, things are about to get wild.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It… it really might be him.
This is an Actor: Could be. But it's not certain. Soul Society has more than just Aizen when it comes to villains.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh?
This is an Actor: Don't forget. There's someone else who fits your ideal "big sister" type. The biggest villain in Soul Society's history. The founder of Squad 11. The original Kenpachi.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Unohana Retsu?!
Doujin Artist: If it's her, then yeah, she really is a true kind and gentle one. And she's definitely a *real* big sister. Like, over a thousand years old kind of big.
Soul Society's Villain: To be exact, I'm 2,673 years old.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Sh-she spoke! Already finished reading the group notice?!
Doujin Artist: Oh no way, it's really Sister Unohana?
Shark-Faced Guy: Captain of Squad 4 in Soul Society. Looks like we've got another major player in the group.
Soul Society's Villain: Seems like you all know a lot about me. Mind telling me why?
Soul Society, Squad 4 Barracks.
Unohana Retsu held a cup of tea in her hand, calmly staring at the screen in front of her, a strange look flickering in her eyes.
A system that connects all worlds, creates miracles, and knows the fate of every world... So everything in that announcement was true?
Interesting. This "group chat" is truly something.
Deep inside, Unohana felt a thrill she hadn't experienced in ages. It was even more exciting than fighting strong opponents in the past.
After all, that kind of thrill only lasted a moment, but this group seemed free from time. It could keep bringing her new and exciting things.
Still, no matter how excited she felt, her face stayed as calm as ever. She looked just like a gentle old lady enjoying retirement.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Welcome to the group. Once you earn enough points, you can check the memory list. You'll find your answers there. But first, you need to give a proper self-introduction. That's the rule.
Soul Society's Villain: A self-introduction?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, just your name, gender, age, job, and... preferences.
Doujin Artist: Ruiko-chan, something's wrong with you! Orientation? What the heck? Since when do we ask people about that in our group? That's personal info, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But I think it helps us understand the newbies better. By the way, my type is men! Men! Men!
This is an Actor: Oh, I get it. Is this your way of showing you're not happy with us, Rui-sama?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Calm down, Rui-sama. We'll have Gin do a little show for you later. How about him smashing a rock on his chest?
Doujin Artist: Pfft, hahaha! That I'd like to see!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Who wants to see that?! And stop calling her Rui-sama already!
Machete Girl: I like soft and cuddly boys.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Soft and cuddly?
Doujin Artist: What? If a boy isn't hard, can he even be called a boy? Kotoha-chan, that thinking is off.
This is an Actor: I think she meant a different kind of "soft," not what you're thinking.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ari-chan really is an old pro. Gin-san wasn't wrong there.
Doujin Artist: No way! I just happen to know a lot! Knowledge is never wrong!
This is an Actor: Knowledge isn't wrong, but your direction is. If you go down the wrong path, the more you know, the worse it gets. People like you are exactly who I mean!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So true. Couldn't be more spot-on.
Doujin Artist: Shut up already!
Soul Society's Villain: Unohana Retsu. Female. Age: 2673. Job: Soul Reaper. My type: a man who can keep me interested.
Machete Girl: "Interested"? What kind of interest are we talking about here?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Anyway, it's not that weird kind of interest. Gotta stay on the right track, or you'll end up like someone who got schooled by the group admin.
Doujin Artist: Ruiko-chan, keep talking like that and you're asking for a beating, got it?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Bleh~
Soul Society's Villain: What I meant by "interested" is… someone who catches my attention and is stronger than me.
Amegakure Village's Angel: With that in mind, I think my dear Anzen-san fits perfectly.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft!
Doujin Artist: Konan-sis, aren't you being too generous? Who goes around helping their man build a harem?!
Amegakure Village's Angel: I just think Flower-sis would be a great match for Anzen-san too.
Soul Society's Villain: Anzen-san?
Shark-Faced Guy: That's what we call our group leader.
Doujin Artist: No, whether they're a good match or not… you can't just say it out loud like that!
Eriri thought about it for a moment. Honestly, Flower-sis and Anzen-san would make a pretty good couple. They actually fit together really well in some ways.
Still, something about it just didn't sit right with her.
Amegakure Village's Angel: True, there's still that hurdle on Flower-sis's side.
Were they talking about Kenpachi Zaraki?
Unohana Retsu instantly understood what the other person meant. The corner of her mouth curved slightly. These new companions of hers were really interesting.
And how come some of the uploaded items had spiritual pressure, Kido, and Shunpo—things only Soul Reapers should have?
She figured she'd better take a look at the memory section first and learn more about this group.
Just as she was about to do that, a rolling message suddenly caught her eye.
Wig Guy: Crap, Aizen Sosuke has really appeared in our world! The Aizen Virus is already starting to invade this early?! Gintoki, what do we do now?!
The Aizen Virus?!
Unohana Retsu's pupils shrank, and a look of surprise appeared on her face.