Last time on Total Drama Island..." Chris began the usual recap as he made some last second adjustments to his hair. "The Bass and Gopher teams were disbanded into a Battle of the Sexes challenge that put their taste buds to the puke test. With bovine testicles, live bug insect pizza, and hair cakes on the menu, it's a pure miracle that this didn't turn into a massive retch fest. But what this did turn into was a cheat fest! Immediately after starting their new alliance, Lincoln and Dawn thought they might bend the rules a little by having Dawn toss all meat-based dishes out the window. Telling ya that girl would probably faint if you took her to a barbeque. So after painting targets on both their backs, the guys set sail aboard a weekend retreat on the S.S. Lap o' Luxury, the girls set down territorial tape, and turning the cabin into two cat fight ready sides. Now that Heather's drawn the line, will Leshawna cross the line? Can Bridgette mend the line before Gwen shreds the line? Will Courtney correct the line while Dawn avoids the line? And can Lindsay recognize any line that's not a tan line? For the answers to all these cliffhangers and more, stay tuned to the most exciting episode yet on Total. Drama. Island!"
On the Island, all of the girls could be seen hanging out around the beach. And the tension was so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. Lindsay and Heather were sitting on some chairs reading magazines, Leshawna was sitting not too far away while eating some chips, Gwen was on the dock writing in her journal, Courtney was dipping her feet in the water, Bridgette and Dawn were sitting next to each other on the sand a bit farther away from everyone with Edward in the latter's lap.
All the girls were staying silent, but most of them were giving each other the stink eye and silently showing their hate and intolerance of one another. The only thing that broke the silence was a buzzing fly that landed right on Heather's nose. The queen bee slowly moved her hand and was about try and kill the fly only for it to fly away right before Lindsay hit Heather in the face with a rolled-up magazine. "Ugh!" Heather grunted as she held her nose.
"O-Oops…" Lindsay stuttered; a bit worried for what Heather might do to her because of that little accident.
"Lindsay, you are a total-" Heather was cut off by a loud boat horn. The queen bee quickly covered her mouth thinking she spat out profanity so bad that it caused that sound effect to happen. But the horn went off again leading to everyone looking to the true source of the sound. The cruise ship that had taken the guys a few days ago.
It had returned and looking to it, they saw Duncan, Geoff, DJ, and Owen at the front of the ship dancing to party music. Meanwhile a familiar figure with his face covered by a pure white hoodie with a back pack was leaning against the railing next to the part of the ship that acted as an exit. That person being, of course, Lincoln.
Dawn, with Edward in her hands, quickly stood up and smiled at the hoodie covered Loud boy with a blush soon coming to her face. Bridgette couldn't help but chuckle a bit at the cute sight.
Meanwhile the other girls had quite different reactions as they all found themselves glaring at the returning guys as the boat stopped at the dock allowing all the guys to slide down the exit that was set up. All except Lincoln who quickly sped walk down and tried to avoid attention. "Oh, sweet mother of mirth!" Owen said while panting a bit with a giant smile on his face. "You can't buy that kind of fun!"
"I think Owen and DJ took a real shine to those lovely ladies who served us hand and foot." Duncan commented, getting some nasty looks of jealousy from most of the girls. Especially Courtney.
"Hello! The spa treatments?" DJ pointed out as he showed off his elbows. "My alligator elbows, totally gone!"
"Ooh." Owen gasped as he felt the brick house's elbows. "Like velvet."
CONFESSIONAL – LESHAWNA
"Pssh." Leshawna angrily scoffed. "Those should've been my alligator elbows getting the hand and foot treatment!"
As Owen offered the girls some food they brought back, which ended up in said food angrily being thrown into the water, Duncan smirked as he approached Courtney with the CIT quick to cross her arms and turn her back to the delinquent. "Hey babe." Duncan greeted his girlfriend getting a small scoff outta her. "How's my girl been while I was away?"
"Oh, your girl?" Courtney questioned as she turned to Duncan and gave him the stink eye. "You sure you're not talking about those spa ladies at the resort?!"
"Hey, hey, come on don't be like that. I thought of you the whole time while I was there." Duncan stated with his smirk and tone unchanging getting Courtney to roll her eyes. "If I wasn't, I wouldn't have smuggled this stuff for you." Courtney's eyes widened as Duncan lifted up his shirt to reveal a bunch of treats and soda bottles he stole from the resort.
This managed to get him back on Courtney's good side as she took the stuff Duncan offered her. "Well I guess having a criminal for a boyfriend does have its benefits~" The CIT stated while unable to help but lick her lips at all the stuff Duncan stole for her.
"Better believe it babe." Duncan said as he gave Courtney a quick kiss on the lips.
Meanwhile with another one of the guys, Lincoln had managed his way to the beach were Dawn was. He tried his best to be invisible and avoid attention, but he was positive many of the girls were giving him the stink eye. Not that he could blame them. But he knew he still had DJ, possibly Bridgette, as well as the most important one to him on the island still with him.
And that one person being none other than the nature lover right in front of him.
"H-Hey…Dawn." Lincoln greeted with a small smile on his face. Lincoln honestly couldn't be happier that he was with Dawn on the island again. While the resort was certainly amazing and lived up to the five stars it was given…the Loud boy was having trouble enjoying himself without Dawn there. Add in his worry for her being with the girls that were no doubt mad at her. But now they were back together and, with a little help from a talk with DJ, he was gonna try his best to have a talk with Dawn about how he felt about her.
Not knowing that the aura reader was ready to do the same after some convincing from Bridgette.
"H-Hey Lincoln…" Dawn greeted with a shy smile and blushing face. "How was-"
"Brbrbrbrb!" Before Dawn could say anything else, Edward was quick to leap out of the aura reader's arms and jump onto Lincoln. Quickly resulting in knocking the Loud boy to the sand of the beach below their feet while nuzzling Lincoln with his bill.
"Hahaha, hey buddy!" Lincoln's mood couldn't help but be lifted thanks to his little buddy's welcome back greeting. Lincoln quickly got Edward into his arms and patted his head as he stood back up with some help from Dawn. "Glad to be back with both of ya. The resort was nice but I'm happier to be here with you two."
"Aaaw, that's really sweet." Dawn blushed even more as she moved some hair out of her face. The aura reader's heart was racing more then it usually did around Lincoln. Because the today was the day. She wasn't gonna let anything stand in her way! "I'm…I'm really glad to have you back too. The island just…isn't the same without you."
Lincoln himself also started blushing more in return. Time seemed to stop as the two looked into each other's eyes. Both having one thing on their mind and were doing their best to let it out when, "Listen up, campers! As of right now, all teams are officially dissolved." Chris' voice was heard coming through the loud speakers, cutting off Lincoln and Dawn and ruining the mood quite a bit. "From here on in, it's every camper for themselves!"
Lincoln and Dawn sighed as the mood was completely brought down for them due to Chris. Didn't help that there were a few campers immediately agreeing with Chris and were ready to take on the rest of the game and work towards that grand prize. "Oh-ho-ho, I am feelin' that!" Leshawna yelled as she put her hands on her hips and looked up at the loud speaker Chris was speaking through. "Bring it on, Chris!"
"Then get ready for this!" Chris announced leaving everyone confused. What was this that Chris was speaking of? Was it referring to the challenge? It would be kinda weird for him to phrase it like that though. But soon, everyone got their answer as the horn of another boat was heard. And when they looked to the source…they were all left shocked.
"You're frontin' me." Leshawna commented on what she saw while Bridgette gasped.
"What?" Heather let out with a look of both shock and horror. "But that's impossible."
"What the heck is she doing back here?" Lincoln asked as Edward quickly crawled inside of the Loud boy's hoodie so he could hide.
"Her aura…" Dawn gulped a bit in worry. "It's so much more…vicious then before."
"Back by popular audience demand, it's…" Chris announced as everyone looked at the scene that shouldn't even be happening right now.
"Eva!"
You didn't mishear ladies and gentlemen. It was all true. On a boat heading back to the camp contained voted off camper Eva. The athletic rageholic girl was heading back to Camp Wawanakwa and by the look of her face, she was coming back with a vengeance.
The boat containing the previously voted camper soon stopped at the dock with Eva jumping off it and landing on the wooden structure with a loud thud. And if one could read aura's like Dawn, they could see it was red hot with nothing but pure rage. "That's right. I'm back." Eva stated as she stomped forward towards the other campers. "And just to be clear, not only am I gonna kick butt, but I'm giving special attention to my backstabbing Bass team who voted me off!"
CONFESSIONAL – LINCOLN
"Well on the bright side this probably took tension off of me and Dawn." Lincoln nervously chuckled a bit.
"Wait a sec!" Gwen called out as she looked up at the loud speakers and yelled. "You said no one is allowed back!"
"I did?" Chris asked.
Gwen rolled her eyes irritably. Of course Chris knew he said that. He says it every single elimination ceremony. It was impossible to forget. "And once you leave, and I quote, 'on the Dock of Shame, on the Boat of Losers, you can never, ever, ever, ever come back.' End quote."
"Oh yeah, that." One could most likely assume Chris had a grin on his face from how much fun he was having messing with everyone. "Yeah, I lied."
"You can't do that, it's not fair!" Gwen yelled at the host's loud speakers. He couldn't just tell them every single night that when one is voted off they can't come back, and then proceed to bring people back randomly.
"Whoa. Girl, you're reasoning with a loudspeaker." Leshawna went to Gwen's side to try and calm the goth down. The host's word was law. Nothing they could do about it but try even harder to win and stay on the show. "That just does not look good."
Courtney and Bridgette gave a dirty glare to the Loud speaker. They should have expected Chris to mess with them in a big way like this. And bringing in Eva of all people was just gonna cause a whole lot of trouble. And the two girls were about to experience this trouble as they heard heavy breathing coming from behind them and looked to see Eva giving the two girls an enraged look. "So, Eva," Bridgette awkwardly began as Courtney glared at the athletic girl. "Whatcha been doing since you left the island?"
"Taking anger management classes." Eva said through her teeth with an angry look in her eye. If she was indeed taking anger management, then there was still a looooooooong way to go on making any real progress. "I seem to remember you two thinking I need them!"
"Well you do! And apparently still do!" Courtney stated as she fearlessly spoke to Eva with Bridgette fearfully backing away incase an argument most likely took place. "You can't just go through life getting mad at every little thing and expect to succeed in anything."
"Say that to me again miss CIT!" Eva yelled as she cracked her fist and got ready to throw down.
"Maybe I will!" Courtney yelled back as she and Eva vicious growled at each other.
"She was an audience favorite?" Heather asked as she look up at the loud speakers Chris was speaking through. The queen bee was having a very difficult time believing Eva was any sort of audience favorite. She wasn't even in the game for that long. I mean what kind of person would end up super liked by the viewers at home after only being on for a handful of episodes?
Suddenly, Dawn sneezed.
"Not really, but we liked her!" Ok, now what Chris said made much for sense. Just his sick and twisted way and messing with the campers and creating drama and tension. "Also returning to camp…it'sIzzy!"
"Oh-no!" Eva, Lindsay, Bridgette and Courtney let out in unison. Not only was a massive rageaholic coming back to camp, but also an incredibly insane one that was on a wanted list as well.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!" Swinging on a vine towards everyone like Tarzan was none other than The Psycho Hose Beast herself Izzy. The orange headed girl let go of the vine and flipped towards the group and landed right on the beach in front of Lincoln and Dawn. "Hey guys! It's good to be back at camp! Even though I never actually left the island. I've been living in the woods all this time!"
"Izzy, good to see your aura is just as…vibrant as ever." Dawn sheepishly chuckled as Izzy stretched out a bit and cracked a few joints.
"Well things are certainly getting interesting." Lincoln muttered. Just like that, 12 campers turned to 14. This probably meant things were gonna get tougher, harder, and much more painful. Guess he should have expected it. Still, Izzy was probably one of the campers he would have preferred to come back. He nor Dawn has any sort of beef with her. And technically she was never officially eliminated just…chased away by the cops. "But what happened after the RCMP chased ya down?"
"Well they tried." Izzy chuckled as she explained what happened after she was chased away. "But being a wilderness survivor, I was swift-footed and avoided capture." Izzy suddenly took out a raw fish and took a bit from it. "Once I was safe among my animal brethren, it was just me against the harsh elements."
"You call this harsh?" Leshawna asked as she looked up at the sky that only had a few clouds in it. "It's been warm and sunny ever since you left."
"Not where I was! But luckily, I was able to take refuge in the beaver dam." Izzy further explained, getting either confused or disturbed looks from everyone. "Yeah, I befriended the family of beavers who lived there and together, we foraged for nuts and berries. Boy, I could use a bag of nachos right now. Haha." Izzy then got on all fours and used her foot to scratch her head similar to a dog before howling. "So, what's new with you guys?"
Before anyone could answer, Chris' voice was heard through the loud speakers. "All right, campers! Report to the amphitheater where you'll learn all about this week's challenge!" Chris announced to everyone before a 'Ksh' sound was heard from the speakers. "Mclean out!"
"Woohoo! Another challenge! Partay!" Owen cheered before holding his hand out to Duncan for a high five. "Hahaha. Gimme ten!"
"Uh, dude, you heard the loudspeaker." Duncan told the big guy before walking away. "It's every camper for themselves." Owen simply sighed before walking away with a slump.
Everyone else started heading to their respective cabin as well, with Lincoln and Dawn having to separate with Lincoln still having Edward in his hoodie. As Lincoln headed to the boy cabin, he sighed as a hand was placed on his shoulder. "Just try to relax man, Eva and Izzy coming back don't mean nothing for you." Of course, it was none other than DJ that came to Lincoln's side. "Just remember, what are you gonna do after today's challenge?"
"I'm…I'm gonna ask Dawn out!" Lincoln said with the most determined tone he could muster, but there was still a bit of nervousness in it. "No more holding back! I'm gonna tell her!"
"Got that right man!" DJ patted Lincoln on the back, which resulted in Lincoln nearly falling due to the brickhouse's strength, as he smiled at his friend. "And I got your back brotha, and I talked to Bridge after she got away from Eva, and she's on your side too."
"Really? She's not upset about…" Lincoln didn't wanna bring up the 'incident' during the last challenge. Thankfully DJ knew exactly what he was talking about and shook his head. "Oh thank God! Still…everyone else though…"
"Hey, you heard Chris, all campers for themselves anyway." DJ tried to reassure Lincoln. Everyone was gonna be after each other anyway. No more teams, and all were gunning it to get first place. It was gonna be near merciless either way. "You just gotta find some way to get the heat off ya. I'm sure you'll think of something."
"Get the heat off me huh…" Lincoln's brain stuck with those words and quickly got to work. There has got to be something he could do to either having everyone forget about him, which Eva and Izzy coming back certainly did help with, or get everyone to trust him again.
With Dawn, the aura reader chose to simply sit on the steps of the cabin rather than go inside. There was bound to be plenty of negative energy from both Eva and Heather so the aura reader decided it was better out here. But she still had to deal with one of these as Eva suddenly came up from behind her. "Listen here hippie." Eva growled as Dawn looked up at her. "Don't think I haven't forgotten about you hippie. Or your boyfriend!" Dawn blushed a bit, but managed to shake those words off. "You're gonna pay for-"
"Voting you off?" Dawn finished for the athlete. Eva nodded leading Dawn to sigh a bit. "We didn't even vote you off." Now that actually got Eva's attention a bit as the rageaholic's eyes widened a bit. "Me and Lincoln voted for Courtney during the phobia factor challenge. Everyone else voted for you."
Eva narrowed her eyes and got right up close to Dawn to try and see if she was lying. But Dawn's face and body language didn't break a bit leading to Eva actually relenting and backing away from Dawn. "Ok then." Eva spoke without a growl which was certainly an improvement. "But I'm still keeping an eye on you. Not gonna let snowball cheat for you this time."
This did get Dawn to groan a bit as she held her head in her hands.
About 20 minutes later, all 14 campers were gathered up at the amphitheater for the challenge. A few rows of chairs were set up on the stage that all the campers were sat down in as Chris walked up from behind the stage. "Welcome to your next challenge!" Chris announced to everyone with his usual grin. "The time-honored game of torture. Say Uncle!" As Chris announced this, a couple of interns came from behind the curtain of the stage and brought out a big wheel that had different pictures taped onto the different sections.
"You are all about to be put through the tests of endurance so insane, that some of 'em sent our interns to the emergency room. If you back down from the challenge or do not last the required ten seconds, you will be eliminated. The winner will not only be safe from elimination, but will win this luxurious trailer." Chris then gestured out to the field nearby where a shiny new trailer waited for the victor of the challenge today to claim. "Yours to take home at the end of the summer."
"What kinds of torture?" Leshawna asked the question that was on everyone's mind.
"Why don't you ask my lovely assistant?" Chris said as he gestured to Chef…who was wearing a hockey mask and carrying a freshly polished and sharpened cleaver. Everyone flinched or gasped when they saw this. Edward even jumped off Lincoln's lap and quickly ran away. "And with that, we're already down a platypus. Alright. Let's do this. Duncan, you're first up. Let's spin the Wheel of Misfortune to select your torture."
Duncan put on a fierce look as he got up from his seat and headed over to the Wheel of Misfortune. He wasn't about to let Chris or his sick schemes get to him. That trailer and immunity was his and he'd take anything the host could dish out. So spinning the wheel as hard as he could, everyone kept their eyes glued to it and waited to see what Duncan would have to deal with. Finally, after a few moments, the wheel stopped on a picture of a turtle. "Turtle puck shots!" Chris explained as an intern brought out a hockey goalie net with Chef grabbing a hockey stick and was now seen in front of a bunch of angry looking snapping turtles. "Our interns spent weeks collecting the grumpiest, angriest, crustiest, hungriest old snapping turtles on the island. While you stand in the goalie net completely unprotected, Chef will fire off turtle slapshots."
Everyone gasped as they could hear the turtle snapping their jaws shut repeatedly. "If I were you, dude, I'd protect my coconuts. This could get ugly." Chris whispered to Duncan with the delinquent doing just that as the host pushed him in front of the goalie net. "If you can stay in for ten seconds, you'll go on to the second round."
A buzzer sound was heard as an electric timer went off. Chef wasted no time in shooting the turtles at Duncan with the hockey stick. The delinquent managed to dodge a few, but Chef's aimed quickly improved leading to Duncan getting chomped on by snapping turtle after snapping turtle.
But the delinquent was able to stick it out long enough as the timer soon hit ten seconds right as Duncan collapsed to the ground with multiple turtles using him as a teething ring. "And Duncan moves on to the next round!" Chris announced while chuckling. It was clear Chris was having way too much fun with this. "Isn't this fun?"
"Yeah, it's a riot." Duncan sarcastically grumbled while glaring at Chris.
CONFESSIONAL – DAWN
"Those poor, poor, turtles." Dawn said sympathetically for the poor snapping turtles that were hit with a hockey stick.
"Next up, Lindsay!" Chris announced, getting to the next camper quickly, making Lindsay gulp with fear. The dumb blond got out of her seat as Chris took the liberty of spinning the wheel for her. After a few moments, the wheel stopped on a picture of a marshmallow. "Marshmallow Waxing!" Chef proceeded to pull out a cart that had a boiling pot on it. And this pot was filled with freshly melted marshmallows. "We're gonna wax every part of your body. If you can take the pain for a full ten seconds, you can go to the next level."
"Oh, I so need this." Suddenly all of Lindsay's fears over her turn were gone as she was actually looking forward to this. She may have missed out on the resort but it looks like she was still gonna get a waxing! So, with a smile on her face, Lindsay stepped up onto a table that was also brought out for her. "I've been dealing with nasty razor stubble for weeks. Try not to wax off my tan, 'kay?"
Lindsay was cut off with Chef putting a glob of hot melted marshmallows right on Lindsay's face. The blond's muffled screams could be heard with everyone but Eva watching the scene in horror. Some doing their best to try and look away. After ten seconds, Chef ripped off the marshmallow wax, with a few face hairs being torn off and seen on the marshmallow glob, revealing Lindsay to be just fine.
Lincoln meanwhile gulped a bit. This was intense. Chris really was showing no mercy with this one. "Oh man…" Lincoln wiped a few beads of sweat off his head. "This is insane…"
"Just make sure not to cheat this time." Lincoln flinched a bit as he saw Gwen giving him a rather dirty look and the tone she spoke in matched this expression. "We're all watching you this time Lincoln. Better watch your back." Lincoln simply sighed in response and lowered his head, Dawn giving him a sympathetic look from the row in the front.
"Well done, Lindsay." Chris complimented the dumb blond as she returned to her seat and kept feeling her now super smooth face. She really did need that waxing. "Since you didn't even complain once, you get to choose who goes next."
"No thanks." Lindsay declined the offer at first, but suddenly Eva grabbed the dumb blond's hair and pulled Lindsay so that her ear was next to the athlete's mouth. Eva whispered something to Lindsay and it seemed as though the dumb blond wasn't about to argue with Eva. "Uh, oh, wait. I changed my mind. I choose..." Eva whispered to her again. "Courtney…with lake leeches…because she's a backstabbing lowlife traitor." Eva whispered one last thing to Lindsay. "Grrrr…"
Meanwhile Courtney couldn't believe what was happening. Eva really was out to get her and the former Bass that had voted Eva off during the Phobia Factor challenge. Just then the CIT cringed as Chef brought out a barrel full of leeches. Leeches she would be forced to have to jump into. "Why me…" The CIT squeaked out.
Meanwhile Lincoln had his eyes on the CIT and gave her a look of pity…until an idea popped into his head.
CONFESSIONAL – LINCOLN
"I think I may have an idea for how to get everyone to trust me again!" Lincoln explained with a big grin on his face. He could do this. He just had to give it his all. "I've lived with ten sisters my whole life. I can do this!"
"WAIT!" Before Courtney got out of her seat and head towards her barrel of blood suckers, Lincoln stood up from his seat and called out to Chris, getting all attention on him. "I'll take her place!"
"WHAT?!" Everyone gasped out as they all gave Lincoln a look of surprise.
"Lincoln…" Dawn quietly gasped out as she stared at her crush.
"Lincoln…why are you-" Lincoln held his hand out in front of Courtney to show he wasn't gonna give an explanation or back down from his decision. Lincoln simply walked forward and towards the barrel.
"You sure bro?" Chris asked as he gave Lincoln a raised brow. "If you can't take the pain, you're out and lose both the trailer and immunity. And something tells me you could really use that last one."
"Yeah, I'm sure." Lincoln said with absolutely no hesitation as he walked next to the barrel. He cringed a bit when he looked inside, but he wasn't going to back down. "Start the timer!"
Chris simply shrugged and gestured Lincoln to jump in. Lincoln did so and jumped right into the barrel of leeches with the timer starting as soon as he did. The Loud boy quickly felt the leeches sticking to his body and started drinking up his blood. But he wasn't going to back down. He was gonna stay in the barrel for as long as it-
DING-DING
"AAAAHH!" Lincoln screamed as he jumped out of the barrel as soon as he heard the timer hit ten seconds. When he came out, everyone witness with widened eyes as the Loud boy's body was covered all over with leeches.
Just then Dawn stood up from her chair with a stern look and pointed to the leeches on Lincoln's body. "Get off him this instant!" The aura reader yelled. Thankfully the leeches listened as they all seemed to make a fearful squeaking sound and popped off Lincoln's body.
"Well done Lincoln, you're still in the game and successfully saved Courtney from the barrel." Chris complimented as Lincoln smiled a bit before heading back to his seat.
Eva growled a bit at Lincoln for foiling her attempts at revenge, but Courtney instead gave the Loud boy a thankful smile and said to him as he sat down. "Thanks so much for that." Lincoln smiled at the CIT's words before Courtney put on a confused face. "But why did you do that?"
"To make up for the previous challenge." Lincoln whispered back to Courtney. The CIT was a bit surprised by this as Lincoln sighed. "Look, I'm really sorry about helping Dawn cheat. I wasn't trying to sabotage you guys honest. I just…wanted to protect her. And if I gotta jump in a barrel of leeches to apologize for what I've done…I will."
Courtney took in all of Lincoln's words and smiled a bit herself. She didn't know many people who would willingly go into a leech barrel just to apologize. Not even her own boyfriend offered to try and protect her from it. "Well…I really appreciate it." Courtney told him before the two looked forward.
"Owen, you're next." Chris announced as he spun the wheel again. The big guy looked nervous as he feared what kind of thing would be in store for him. Just then the wheel stopped on a drawing of shorts. "Woodpecker shorts!"
"Woodpecker shorts?" Owen asked in a confused and fearful tone.
"It's simple." Chris began explaining the rules of this next round of torture. "You'll put on a pair of wooden shorts while we let a woodpecker have at you!" Chef walked onto the stage carrying a pair of wooden pants in one hand, and in the other held a branch that had a wood pecker perched on it. Then, in a demonstration of its abilities, the wood pecker pecked the top half off the branch of easily.
Owen gasped and quickly covered his private parts. That was the last part of him that Owen wanted a wood pecker to have at. But before the big guy could go off and face the torture, Lincoln once again stood up from his chair. "Hold on! I'll take this one too!" Lincoln said getting surprised looks out of everyone again.
"Lincoln no…" Dawn pleaded as she had a good idea of what Lincoln was planning.
"Dude…seriously?" Even Chris was taken back by this. Lincoln was taking not just one, but two rounds of torture for someone. Even the host was getting caught off guard by this. "You already took a bullet for someone."
"Anything in the rules saying I can't?" Lincoln asked as he narrowed his eyes a bit at Chris.
"Well…no." Chris admitted before shrugging at the Loud boy. "Guess it's your call dude. You wanna get tortured two rounds in a row be my guest."
"Glady." Lincoln stated as he once again started heading down to the stage where his torture awaited him. Everyone couldn't really understand what was going on. Why was Lincoln suddenly playing the hero this challenge? He took not just a challenge for Courtney, but now for Owen.
CONFESSIONAL – HEATHER
"Now what's snowball's angle here?" Heather questioned while glaring a bit at the camera. If that goody two shoes had some sort of plan, she was gonna get to the bottom of it.
And if they thought that taking two rounds of torture was crazy enough, Lincoln seemed intent on taking many more for everyone. No matter how much people questioned him, or how much Dawn worried and silently begged him to stop, Lincoln was just taking everyone's rounds.
From taking a nose hair ripping for Gwen, a phyton strangling for DJ, a bee sweater for Bridgette, an angry honey badger for Leshawna, and getting dunked into freezing cold water for Geoff. But no matter how much torture he took, the Loud boy always lasted the required ten seconds and was ready to take torture for everyone.
Well…almost everyone.
"For you torture Heather…" Chris began as the wheel came to a stop on a picture of an angry cat. "The Clawdish massage! For this challenge, you'll have to let an angry cat 'massage' your back!" Heather watched as Chef brought out a small crate and pulled off probably the most pissed out cat in the world with claws that looked sharp enough to effortlessly tear apart skin.
Heather flinched and gulped…before putting on an innocent look and looking up at a certain white head. Currently…to say Lincoln was roughed up was surely an understatement. The boy has taken around eight rounds of torture and it showed. His body was covered in bruises, marks, cuts, and more. He was shivering due to the cold water from earlier and more than likely lost a bit of blood. "Oh my…" Heather began, trying to sound like a helpless girl in need of saving. "If only there was a kind and strong man who-"
"You're on your own Heather." Lincoln immediately cut the queen bee off. While he wanted to win back most of the other campers' trust…Heather was certainly not on that list. Let her be tortured.
Heather quickly glared and growled at Lincoln and had to spend the rest of the day with the most vicious cat scratches on her back. And it wasn't a pretty sight to watch either.
"Our next challenge will be...spending ten seconds in a wooden crate with Sasquatchanakwa. Tough one." Once Heather had gotten her…massage, Chris spun the wheel to begin the next round. Lincoln was quick to stand back up and was about to offer to take this one as well, but Chris actually put a hand up to cut off the Loud boy. "Nope. Not this time bro. Sit back down."
"W-What?" Lincoln groaned out a bit. It hurt for him to just stand up at this point yet he was still ready to take on another round of pain. "Why?"
"Alright here's the thing." Chris began with a rather serious tone that sounded so foreign coming from the host's mouth. "As much as I enjoy seeing you kids in torture, I've been getting a lot of calls from the producers, and ya might wanna take it easy."
"Please Lincoln…" Dawn quietly begged, tears threatening to spill out of her eyes at seeing the state Lincoln was in. "Sit down…"
"But I…But I…But…I…." Lincoln didn't get to finish what he was about to say…as he fell forward and fainted.
"LINCOLN!" Dawn shrieked with horror as DJ was quick to catch the fallen Lincoln before he fell off the stands and to the floor. Almost everyone looked with widened eyes and worried expressions as all the pain Lincoln had endured finally caused him to pass out. Dawn quickly got out of her seat and raced over to Lincoln as DJ held onto him. Bridgette also approached the fainted boy to see if he was ok as most of the campers asked if he was ok as well.
"Ok, ok, everyone just calm down! Quiet!" Chris yelled through a microphone that was provided to him. Everyone was quick to shut up and calm down, as much as they could after seeing Lincoln pass out with Dawn finally having some tears fall from her eyes, as Chef came out from behind the stage with a stretcher. "Alright, we'll take a ten-minute break to get Lincoln to the infirmary. Needless to say, he's out."
"Can I please go with him." Dawn immediately begged as she took Lincoln's hand into both of her own with tears coming down her eyes. "Please, someone needs to watch after him!"
"Weeeeell, I guess you can." Chris said after he discarded the microphone. "But that means you'll be out too."
"I don't care!" Dawn said with zero hesitation with a firm look on her face. This got a few 'aawwws' out of some of the girls as Dawn took Lincoln from DJ and carried him over to the stretcher Chef had. "I don't need that stupid trailer or immunity. I need to make sure Lincoln is alright. Please…"
"Alright then, Dawn you're out. Go join snowball in the infirmary." Dawn gave a quick thank you to Chris as all the campers watched Dawn and Chef carry the unconscious Loud boy away to get patched up. "Ok, once the break is over, we'll resume the game. Then maybe you guys can know what it feels like."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Gwen questioned the host with a raised brow.
"Look, I don't like getting into all the sentimental emotion stuff. But I'm just sayin." Chris explained as he ran a hand through his face. These words being ones that host didn't use to often. "Why don't we compare the amount of bruises on snowballs body to all of yours? Combined."
"Oooooo! Sounds fun!" The ever-crazy Izzy said getting everyone to groan.
CONFESSIONAL – DJ
"I felt really bad for Linc." DJ said with a sympathetic tone and stern look on his face. "No one should have to go through that much pain."
CONFESSIONAL – LESHAWNA
"Back where I'm from, taking a punch for someone means a lot." Leshawna explained as she started to feel a bit guilty for all the torture Lincoln had to endure. "And Q-Tip took a lot more then some punches. Maybe he really ain't so bad."
CONFESSIONAL – GWEN
"Ok, anyone willing to go through all of that just to freaking apologize has to mean it right?" Gwen asked as she looked into the camera with a bit of a guilty look.
CONFESSIONAL – CHEF
"The kid just kept going." Chef sniffled a bit as a single tear went down his face as he held a hand to his heart. "What a trooper…"
At the infirmary, Lincoln was seen with bandages covering his body and a machine to help him breathe on his face. He was still unconscious with his wounds having been treated by Chef before the buff cook went back to go torture the still conscious kids. All except one.
"Why did you have to do that you dummy…" A breaking and quiet voice squeaked out and entered the tent. This being the girl that was practically going through torture herself as she watched Lincoln take on round after round of torture, his body only suffering more. And for what? Forgiveness for helping her cheat. She was the one who cheated during the Brunch of Disgustingness. It should have been her burden to carry, not his.
Dawn quickly went to Lincoln's side and held one of his hands. In the nature lover's other hand was a small sack. "Please don't do that again do you hear me?" Dawn whispered to his sleeping form. Reluctantly, she released his hand and reached into her sack. While she did 100% want to stay by his side, she did head back to the cabin to grab one thing that would help him. "Please, please, please work."
When Dawn took her hand out of the bag, the contents turned out to be a bunch of crystals. Specifically, healing crystals. How they worked was simple. You simply put a crystal on a specific body part the crystal connected with and let the patient heal with their aid. So Dawn used each and every crystal she had in her bag for Lincoln, his body now covered in the healing rocks.
Now all Dawn could do was wait and hope. "Please Lincoln…please, please, please be ok…" Dawn pleaded as she held onto one of his hands and never letting it go.
"I love you."
Back at the challenge, as soon as Lincoln was gone everyone started dropping like flies. Lindsay refused to have Chef chainsaw her hair off, Courtney fell victim to a skunk shower, Owen experienced the worlds biggest ice cream headache, and Gwen just couldn't stomach New Age Music. And when they dropped out, their chair turned into a pillory.
And soon enough only three remained. Leshawna, Eva, and Izzy. And currently Izzy was the one up as Chef used a couple of electric eels as defibrillators. But when the buff cook shocked Izzy, the orange hair girl laughed and only asked for more. It went so far that her hair began to stand up due to the electricity.
Due to her not only tolerating it, but enjoying it, Chris said to the crazy girl. "Izzy, who's your next victim?" Chris would soon learn what exactly asking Izzy this meant.
"Ooh, ooh, me!" Izzy asked with an ecstatic tone and smile. "With a poison ivy spa treatment!" This quickly got everyone to gasp at what Izzy was asking. It was one thing for Lincoln to take everyone's torture, but now Izzy was asking to torture herself?
CONFESSIONAL – LESHAWNA
"Is it just me, or is that girl some kind of crazy?" Leshawna asked with an expression of disbelief on her face.
After receiving a quick call from the producers, Chris turned to Izzy with the answer. "Okay. The judges will allow it, but they wanna know why." Quite frankly Chris wanted to know what as well. He knew Izzy was crazy, flat out insane probably, but this was a whole new level.
"I just wanna see how it feels." Izzy answered simply. But it didn't make it any less crazy.
"…Alrighty then." Chris simply shrugged and decided to go through with Izzy's request.
And so Chef gave Izzy the full poison ivy spa treatment. With cucumbers on her eyes and poison ivy wrapped around her face. And Izzy didn't put up a fight at all during the entire ten seconds it was on. "Time's up." Chris announced after the ding of the timer was heard. "Chef, remove the poison ivy."
"No, no." Izzy said with a calm and relaxed tone. "It feels great…"
"You stuck it out, but sadly, you eliminated yourself." Chris stated before walking away from that girl. At this point, Chris was afraid she might infect him with the crazies. And everyone quickly put on a disturbed face as Izzy decided to remove the ivy herself and show off her red and swollen face, her lips now so big she could barely talk.
"Leshawna, you're up." Chris said to the athletic girl as he walked up to her. "Alright, after twenty rounds of torture, we're down to two steely competitors and the sudden death round."
CONFESSIONAL – LESHAWNA
"I did not make it this far to quit now." Leshawna said with a determined tone. She was gonna win that trailer and immunity and no Eva was gonna stand in this girl's way! "That trailer is bank, and it's got my name written all over it. Whatever he's got to throw at me, I'm gonna do."
"Leshawna, it's up to you." Chris said as he spun the wheel. Once it stopped, Chris gave the final round of torture for the day. "Your final challenge is...The Grizzly Bear Log Roll."
"The grizzly bear say what?" The word bear already set up a number of alarms in Leshawna's head and log roll added another layer to it.
And so Chris gathered everyone up at the docks. Waiting for Leshawna was a smirking grizzly bear standing on a log in the water. "Molotov the Bear performs with the Russian national circus and has been the European log-rolling champion for the past twelve years." Chris explained as the bear rolled on the long a bit to show off its skills. "To win, you must last ten seconds on the log while avoiding certain death in the piranha-infested water." Leshawna met eyes with the bear. The girl with a tude and Molotov glaring at each other and showing their fierceness. "Leshawna, you could back out now."
Leshawna considered her options as she looked around. The expert log rolling bear on the log, the hungry piranha's in the water, the smirking Eva, and the shining new trailer. With all that in mind, Leshawna spoke. "No way! I've seen scarier looking faces at the mall." Leshawna stated as she wasn't backing down now. "I'm going in!"
And so Leshawna hopped right onto the log that bear was on. The killer fish swimming through the water as Leshawna tried to keep her balance. This was gonna be hard, but the girl with a tude wasn't about to lose to some over grown fur ball. "And…go!" Chris shouted as the timer activated.
Molotov started out strong and began running in place on the log. Leshawna struggled a bit to keep her balance and stay on the log, barely managing to steady herself. Molotov smirked at the teen, thinking that this victory would be in the bag for both him and Eva, not that the bear really cared about the latter.
But suddenly, Leshawna stopped her struggling and actually managed to get a grip on things. Not only that, but she actually managed to pump things up. Giving the bear a fierce glare, Leshawna put her legs on overdrive and sped up as much as she could. Now it was Molotov feeling overwhelmed as the bear had a hard time keeping up with Leshawna's burst of speed.
And it was all over for the bear as Leshawna stomped on the log and bringing it to a sudden stop. Molotov wasn't prepared for this and ended up doing the splits on the log…right before Leshawna spun it around a little and dipping the bear in the water. And when he emerged, almost all of his fur had been bitten off.
"Leshawna wins!" Chris announced as all the campers watching cheered. "So Eva is out!"
"WHAT?!" Eva yelled in an enraged tone as she got right into Chris' face. "NO WAY!?"
"Way." Chris stated before shoving Eva away. "She wins the challenge, invincibility, and the grand prize!"
"Whoo! Yes, baby! Whoo! You lose, I win! You lose, I win!" Leshawna cheered as she got right into Eva's face and mocked the girl a little. The girl with a tude was on cloud nine right now as she went over to the trailer and threw Chef away from it before hugging it. "That's right, baby! Yeah!"
"While Leshawna checks out her trailer full of food and we check out her blood pressure, the rest of you can go to the confessional booth and vote off a camper." Chris said to the rest of the campers as he released them from their medieval capture devices. "Other than Leshawna."
THAT NIGHT
The stars shone brightly that night. The camp fire burning hot as it crackled with Chef howling into the night. All the campers except for Lincoln were gathered up for the first elimination ceremony since the teams merging. The only one safe being Leshawna.
"Okay. So first up, we ran out of marshmallows." Chris immediately said to explain why he didn't have the usual plate with him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Owen shouted in agony.
"And also-"
"Wait! I'm here!"
Everyone's eyes widened a bit, especially Dawn's, as they heard a familiar voice call out to them. And soon enough the white head himself Lincoln Loud made himself present with none of his previous injuries seen on him anywhere. "Sorry I'm late, lost my way a bit." Lincoln said as he walked up to the free stump next to Dawn. "But I cast my vote and I'm here now."
"Hold on, shouldn't you be in the infirmary bro?" Chris asked as everyone else nodded, also believing that Lincoln shouldn't have gotten out of bed anytime soon. "You took quite the beating back there."
"I thought so too but look at me. Not a scratch on me anymore." Lincoln told everyone with a big grin on his face as he spun around a few times to show off his healed body. "I don't know what kind of equipment you got in that tent, but I've never felt better before! It's like I super healed or something!"
While Chris was still a bit confused about the whole thing, believing that even with the best equipment in the world Lincoln would still be bed ridden for a while, Dawn looked up at the sky with a small but grateful smile on her face. 'Thank you…...thank you so much great earth mother…' Dawn sent her mental thank you.
"Well anyway," Chris began, deciding to just let whatever happen, happen. If Lincoln was fine and well, why should he question it. "I've reviewed the confessionals and I have to say, there's lots of hate in this group, which is awesome! While I normally protect your privacy, in the spirit of airing your dirty laundry, I'm gonna go live with your confessionals!" This came as a bit of a shock to everyone as Chris pulled out a monitor and started showing off the confessionals of all the campers and who they voted for.
CONFESSIONAL – HEATHER
"Since Leshawna's immune, I'm voting for that stupid snowball!" Heather said angrily while making a vote for Lincoln. "Eva's a rage-a-holic, but that little dweeb cost me a spa weekend and made me endure a cat scratching!"
CONFESSIONAL – DUNCAN
"I vote for Eva." The delinquent gave his vote quickly and firmly. "She's gonna pay for going after my girl in the challenge."
CONFESSIONAL – GWEN
"Eva's a freak. So, see ya." Gwen gave the second vote for Eva.
CONFESSIONAL – DAWN
"I have to vote for Heather." The aura reader gave the first vote for the queen bee. "While Eva can be…difficult I much rather rid the island of that black aura witch!"
CONFESSIONAL – BRIDGETTE
"Please, please, Eva." Bridgette pleaded with her hands together before looking at the camera. "I'm so glad you never air these."
CONFESSIONAL – DJ
"Eva's nuts." DJ gave vote number four to Eva. "Sorry girl."
CONFESSIONAL – COURTNEY
"It's obvious she's going to need many more of those anger management classes." Courtney stated with a frown and giving Eva a fifth vote. "Goodbye Eva~"
CONFESSIONAL – GEOFF
"It's gotta be Eva." The party dude gave his vote. "Unless I can figure out who snagged my other lucky hat."
CONFESSIONAL – LINCOLN
"Heather, no question." The healed-up Lincoln gave his vote with crossed arms. "I live with someone similar to Eva so I can handle her. I'd rather get rid of that monster once and for all."
CONFESSIONAL – LINDSAY
"I just can't get over how smooth this is." Lindsay continued to admire her marshmallow waxed skin before looking at the camera. "Anyway, I vote off Ava 'cause she's scarier than Heather, Laquisha, and Gwen combined."
CONFESSIONAL – EVA
"Unless they wanna leave in body bags, they better not say my name." Eva growled with her face right in front of the camera. "I vote for Heather."
And with that, Chris shut off the monitor. Everyone had their eyes on Eva as the athletic girl crossed her arms and gave dirty looks to all those who voted for her. "Lots of dirt revealed there, huh?" Chris grinned, loving everyone's reactions. "But in the end, it was still six votes against Eva. So, adios."
"What?! This isn't the end of me!" Eva shouted to everyone with her anger peaking as seen with the death glare she sent everyone. "You better watch your backs! I'm not done! I'll get my revenge!"
Due to this outburst of rage, Chef had to force Eva into a strait jacket made of metal in order to get her into the Boat of Losers. "I'm not done with you!" Eva shouted from the boat as everyone watched her leave the island for a second time. "Oh! And Izzy lied! She wasn't in the woods! She was-"
"Wow. She has issues, huh?" Izzy cut off Eva before giving a nervous laugh. "Party at Leshawna's new crib!" Everyone gave Izzy weird looks, but all of them simply cheered as they decided to go through with that and headed off to the trailer.
Lincoln was about to do that as well, but suddenly someone grabbed his wrist and forced him to stop. Looking, he blushed a bit to see it was Dawn holding onto him. "I'm…really glad you're ok." Dawn told Lincoln with a small smile and pink cheeks.
"Hehe, yeah me too." Lincoln sheepishly chuckled with a red face as he scratched the back of his head. "So how did-"
SMACK!
"Ow!" Lincoln was cut off by a slap from Dawn.
"That was for making me worry!" Dawn yelled a bit at him with watery eyes, quickly making guilt work its way into Lincoln. "Do you have any idea what it was like to see you faint and then to have to drag you to the infirmary?! You could have been permanently damaged! Or worse! So please…just…never do something like that again…please."
Lincoln didn't think twice about this as he nodded his head, his hand on the place Dawn slapped him and looking down at the ground. He really hated seeing Dawn like this. And it was worse since he was the cause of it. "I'm sorry." Lincoln apologized. "I won't. I promise."
Dawn seemed satisfied with this and nodded her head. "Good. Now then…" Dawn suddenly surprised Lincoln as she wrapped herself around his arm. "Let's go party."
"Y-Y-Yeah…" Lincoln stuttered with a red face as he and Dawn walked together to Leshawna's new trailer. "L-L-Let's do…"
And with that comes the end of yet another episode of Total. Drama. Island!