"Great, all I wanted to do was get some scratch offs for my birthday and then I get involved in a drive-by, and now I'm here, Wherever the hell here is anyways!" I complained agitatedly, before sighing "Haa, why can't things ever go my way?" I express forlornly as I turn in a circle.
'What a disappointing life…I lived.' I say in my head and yet my ears ring as my voice seems to be echoing off of the star filled void all around me.
"At least it's a beautiful view…even with the acoustics the way they are." I mutter softly as I breathe in deeply in an attempt to calm myself down, while standing in space and staring down at the Earth.
'The earth looks so small and so large at the same time.' I mutter in my mind while I continue to admire the view below and all around me.
Suddenly a screen like all of those level up/ system status screens, appears in my vision.
[Please select your world] (Can choose up to two.)
-High School of The Dead
-Sons of Anarchy
-Fast and furious
-Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 cartoon-verse
-The Vampire Diaries universe (click to choose timeline)
-Shameless
-Twilight
-Ben 10
-Empire
-Star Wars
-Teen Wolf
-Wednesday
-The Tomorrow People
-Transformers (click to choose universe)
-MCU (click to choose universe)
-DCEU (click to choose universe)
-Fox Universe (click to choose universe)
-Harry Potter
"What is this?" I whisper softly even though I know what this is, even as I force myself to re-read the, select a world up to two, part again and again, not quite believing what the screen was telling me, as I give the list of worlds to pick from a very thorough look over.
'Huh, this is kinda like one of those Self-Insert fanfics I've written…" I whisper thoughtfully in my head as I start to look over the choices of worlds…with the inclination to actually pick a world…or two.
'So many choices to choose from, and they're all places I'd pretty much love to go to, from Star Wars to Fast & Furious, not to mention the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…shit really all of them are places I want to go to. Damn this is a really tough decision to make.' I whisper softly in my mind, taking a few minutes to think things over before making a decision.
'Alright…let's see, do I want to go to a universe with beings that could fart and destroy the omniverse…or do I want to go to a universe close to the one I just left?' I ask myself seriously, even as I mentally giggle over the mental comment about a fart destroying the Omniverse, as my heart starts to pound in my chest in excitement, and a deep seated thirst for adventure that I lost long ago as a child returned to life inside of me.
'Let's go with Star Wars…there's just too many hotties not to…especially alien babes, and come on if Sabine Wren can become a space wizard I can too, I always wanted to be a wizard.' I mutter in my mind as I make my choices and select Star Wars.
'Now hopefully I'm reborn or transmigrated before Anakin Childslayer is even born.' I mutter in my mind as a plan to steal Padmé Amidala (Naberrie) pops into my head along with Ahsoka Tano later down the road…that is if I even get to the stage of the greater galaxy.
As soon as I select my final choice of world, a new screen pops up that asks me to select three cheats.
[Please select your three cheats]
-Instant mastery
-Blood manipulation
-Grand Theft Auto System
-Mind Control
-Rift Opening
-Ever Growing Magic Core
-Force Sensitivity
-Random ArchDemon Physiology
-Weaver of Spells (An Intuitive ability to create and use your own magic spells.)
-The Spotted Dimension & The Powers of the Spot
-Sign in System
-Deadpoole's Regenerative Healing Factor
(-drawbacks)
-The Charms of Bezel
-Archamada Book of Magic
-Perfected Ultimatrix
-Pure Talent
-Original Vampire
-Original Werewolf
-Perfected Mirakuru (Arrow)
-Heretic Physiology
-Immunity to Light and Dark Influences
'As I'm going to the Star Wars universe the Ultimatrix is a definite necessity, immunity to the light and dark is also a must don't want to lose my mind to madness or become an emotionless doll, and being in the Star Wars universe, Force sensitivity…would definitely be something important…but a Healing Factor at Deadpool's caliber of being able to come back from a single cell is a definite must.' I work through what I want as I pick each one, and upon completing my selection, I am suddenly transported out of outer space.
Date of insertion 60 BBY
Suddenly I feel like I'm laying on rough, and strangely damp ground, I can smell smoke in the air.
"Hmm." I hum softly as I open my eyes and find a dark gray sky and wisps of smoke floating up into the sky as I thin mist of rain falls against my skin, I brush my hand over my body finding that I'm as naked as the day I was born and my skin is cold and damp but I seem to be unbothered by that fact.
Sitting up I look around, and find that I'm in the burnt out remains of what was once a great thick forest of what like pine trees, some extremely scorched trees are still standing, but it seems like a strong wind could knock the burnt husks down.
I feel my mouth drop open as a T-6 shuttle flies through the sky and starts to land around 100 meters in front of me. The heat from the engines and the strong hot exhaust from them hits me and I close my eyes and enjoy the sensation deeply.
"This seems a lot like the opening scene of Tales of a Jedi, episode Justice…" I whisper softly as the ship fully lands and the blue light produced by the engines slowly dims and the ramp of the ship lowers.