"Come and see, come and marvel! Wool sweaters made from ice silk naturally produced by the five-thousand-year-old elders of the Sheepen Race, soft, elastic, glossy, capable of withstanding a deadly strike from a mid-stage Heavenly Connection expert! The top choice for keeping young ones close and protected!"
"The Purple Duck Pear from the ten-thousand-year-old purple pear tree grown atop the hundred-thousand-year glacier, nurtured over millennia, heals old wounds and purges fire poison. Gift it to relatives, elders, or friends—this holiday, don't receive gifts, only accept Purple Duck Pears!"
"Fragrant green tea, plucked from the ninety-thousand-year-old tea trees of Heavenly Silkworm Mountain, invigorates and refreshes, moistens the lungs, aids cultivation, and enhances perception! The exclusive designated beverage of the Dao Palace Martial Arena, selling ten billion cups a year, enough cups to circle the Dao Palace territory eight hundred times!"
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