"You know what, let's forget I ever gave you my card" I said trying to go through with my plans
"Wait man, how did you get pass the gateman" McCall asked.
"Well let me just say." Billie stopped, raised his collar and brought out a pure gold glass. "It's not every dayhe meets a tall fourteen years old that can pay his three-month salary, and that also did", Billie said and wore the all-gold glasses.
"Come on guys", I called them to come to me, they both ran but Billie ran to a different glass, because a Gold glass is...Well, a Gold glass.
We went behind the Sport Field", I could literally hear the way Camilla tripped on every single trash can we passed, and try to run away from the raccoons that was in the trash cans on our way to behind the Sport Field.
"Okay! we are here! Were ever you are come now" I shouted every which way, pretending to not know where Camilla was, a folded flew in my direction, almost hit "It was recess, the time for my faith to be chosen, by a probably Mexican girl with hulk strength, Nah…, if Hulk was real, she would be one, or is she really a hulk?",
"Nope, she definitely a Batman, Dude have you looked behind you", McCall whom I was talking to all this while told me, and when I looked behind me, I saw Camilla wearing black cowboy hat, and black sun glasses like the one Tony Stark would have worn if the Iron Man suit had no helmet and he was a cowboy.
"Doesn't she know that the costume she's wearing isn't fooling anyone?" I asked
"You have less than 30 minutes to live" McCall said in a creepy tone.
"No I don't" I answered
"It is literally written at your Jonathan".
"Soo creepy how those tiny hands of hers work". I gasped
"Guys Hi, Jonathan do you know that a strange or should I say a cowboy has been following you?", Billie asked me when he reached our presence.
"IT'S Camilla", I told him.
"Wow, that's a total twist, damn she is good with disguises, I swear guys if they, as in DC on the whole Batman family, she should audition for the part of Batman", Billie said.
"Batman is a man", I faced Billie and told him.
"What, oh yeah BAT-MAN, meaning a BAT, and a MAN, yeah that makes more sense", Billie discovered.
"Billie, all those things I told you to get, did you manage to get them?" I asked Billie.
"Yes sir", He saluted me "But no refunds", _Ty Ding_Igot an alert, and I looked at my phone.
"Yeah, this is what I get for giving my private ATM card to a guy who Grandmother doesn't have a car", I swooshed my hair backwards with my right hand while hand was on my waist.
"Relax Jonathan, besides, it's not like I bought her three different pets in three different shapes and sizes" Billie side talked.
ting my forehead but Billie jumped and saved the paper from hitting me, so the paper landed on Billie's stomach instead and Billie dropped dead.
"You mad boy, what were you thinking," I told him while mourning him.
"I couldn't... let you….." Billie paused and coughed "I couldn't let you... go that easily...
"NO…...!" I shouted to the sky.
"Jonathan look it's a paper" McCall told me.
"What does it say", I asked McCall.
"It says; keep going, start whatever you want to do, I will come in whenever I see some actions chica, by Camilla" McCall read what was written on the paper.
"Oh, wait a minute, she said Chy….. chica, what does it mean" I asked "Does it mean something like; Love, Cool boy or knight in shining armor, what does it mean?" I asked.
"Oh trust me, you do not want to know", McCall told me.
We prepared and organized printed pictures and took a chair to where we were, before we finished setting up the place Camilla came, I pointed to a wooden furnished chair under a tree for her to sit on.
After she sat down on the chair I and McCall went to her with some pictures.
"This is a ritual I formed for people like you Camilla, I came up with it from the inspiration your anger and rage gave me" I narrated to her and cleared my throat.
"Do you like confusion?" I asked while McCall showed her different printed mages according to what I was saying.
"Do you like the most expensive item in the world getting destroyed?"
"What?" She stammered
"Do you like watching cute kittens die slowly?"
"Ehen?"
"Do you love midnight horror movies?"
"Well"
"Do you like horror movies coming to life?"
"That would be..."
"Do you like bald men?"
"Do you want your most prized possession to be used for engine parts"
"Not really"
"Do you like a very high range of clement change?"
"No…"
"Well that is all", McCall threw all the printed images he was holding.
"McCall what's the percentage of our match?" I asked.
"According to the confused way she answered most of your questions, especially the one about clement change, I will say", McCall flipped the jotter he was holding,"70 Percent Sir"
"That's low, but it's higher than 50 so I'll take it".
"What the hell is all this nonsense about?" Camilla yelled.
"All you need to know Love, is that we are a match, so you can now celebrate", I smiled and offered her my hand.
"Hold on, so what you trying to tell me now is that, you, you made me tripped over five different colors of trash cans, and fight for my life, and my bag with a raccoon, just so you can perform a ritual you must have gotten out of a comic book?", she asked
"She speaks like Cardi B, and she is intelligent, Sir you have made a great choice" McCall complimented me before he was kicked in the nuts by Camilla.
"O you are soo dead chica" She said while walking up to me, and cracking her knuckles, she held me by my neck and pressed me on the nearby iron gate.
"What did I miss?" Billie ran into the Sport Field.
"You are gonna kill me", I gasped.
"I'm depending on it" she squeezed my neck even harder.
"BOSS!!" Billie shouted, "You have gone soo far, you have got the girl, you're a master at flirting, please will you give me advices when I have a crush?"
"Billie...You're right, Boss got this girl in what, a day, that gotta be at least world record", McCall said.
"You guys are, right" I squealed.
"What?" Camilla was surprised.
"Boss, you have got to create a page" Billie suggested.
"Yes and you will call it, something like; Fame and Love" McCall also suggested.
"That is soo..." Camilla tried to express her irritation
"Good!!" I, McCall and Billie chorused.
"Shoot your worm hole" Camilla shouted rudely and tried to lift me up into the air with just one of her hands, as I started living on my last breathes, Mary ran into the Sport field with a tab.
"Camilla!!" Mary shouted
"What!?" Camilla grumped.
"TT'S your Mum", Mary raised the tab up into the air for Camilla to see, and the moment Camilla heard it was her Mum She went from a Hulk to a Bunny.
"My Mum?" she cried and tried to pack the braided part of hair, and used a rubber band to tie all of them together, then she dusted her cloth and stood up straight, she nodded for Mary to unmute the video call with Mrs. Diego.
"Good Afternoon Momma"" Camilla greeted her mum, I tried to laugh but it pained my ribs.
"Camilla, it's quarter to twelve, it's still Morning, Kasita...I thought I all the basics of a clock".
"Momma, it's just a slight mistake, you know the sun is shining so bright, it's looks like…See Momma, I would like to ask why you called me?" Camilla asked feeling embarrassed because, McCall and Billie were already letting their laughter flow.
"My. If I was there with you I would have looked for the closest wood object to hit you on the head with, I didn't call you, I called Mary, that wonderful girl" Mrs. Diego held her chest and exhaled gracefully.
"Mrs. Diego, I think you are making Camilla jealous" Mary teased.
"I am not jealous!" Camilla yelled.
"Who has two thumbs folded in her iron fist and is now jealous?" McCall said.
"This girl" I Billie and McCall chorused
"Well I told Mary to come to you because I wanted to tell you these; when you are coming back home, help me buy a bunch of leaves for my herbs, I have sent the list of the kind of leaves to your phone, I even tried to call you directly but you didn't...…" Mrs. Diego paused "Is that boy squealing in pain?" Mrs. Diego asked.
"No, I am just...trying to stress out my muscles", McCall lied before falling on the ground.
"No...No, he is definitely squealing in pain, poor thing, and the other boys look like they are being harmed", Mrs. Diego then suddenly gasped.
"Are you fighting with the Camilla? they look like peaceful people, why do you chose to do this to me, every, single, time Camilla?" Mrs. Diego asked.
"Yeah right, very peaceful people" Camilla grumped.
"We are just, learning some very important subject in history", Camilla said while giving a fake smile.
"Isn't that right my humble friends?" Camilla hit me on the shoulder.
"Yes ma, we're good friends Ma'am", I lied acknowledging the fact that if I ruin Camilla's discussion, she might ruin my teeth arrangement.
"Oh, I'm so glad to see my daughter finally making friends, well more than Mary of course. Please I would like to see both of you, Huge...for my sake, please" Mrs. Diego request made Camilla three up in her mouth.
"Yeah Camilla, let to good friends huge", I threw both my eyebrows up twice.
"Camilla, please hug so I could take a picture of you children", Mrs. Diego requested and I immediately threw my phone to Billie for him to also take a picture.
Camilla hated the idea a hundred percent, but she loved for her Mother to be happy, so she hugged the person she hated most in the World just to bring joy to her Mother face.
"Just look Mary, my daughter has more friends" and Mary who was holding the tab all this while smiled.
"Momma your phone, take the picture already" Camilla complained.
"O goodness me, it's my phone I am using to call Mary, so I can't take the picture any longer, bye honey" Mrs. Diego hung up.
"Yeah hold that pose, give it to me, one more time", Billie said as he went all out taking pictures of I and Camilla hugging.
"Now where were we…" Camilla wanted to try to be terrifying again, but the bell rang.
Meanwhile the school janitor which was one of my Dad's spies was wiping the floor with a mop, close to the school main entrance, as the janitor was about to hold his micro ear pod and say 'Clear' he was knocked out by another guy dressed like a janitor, the other guy then drew the unconscious janitor out of the scene, and took the new fake janitor's identity card and Micro ear pod and said.
"Main entrance, Clear".