Chapter 447: Zhao Ritian wants to gamble on life and death
Zhao Ritian took a beating with the whip, hurt so badly he wished he were dead.
Lu Chengwen said: "Aiya, how come you guys don't even know this?"
San'er walked over to Long Aotian again.
Long Aotian panicked: "Let me think, let me think... it's like this, this... big white horse, it didn't drop a teacup, it fell into the river. That river is called Teacup River . Chengwen, isn't that right?"
"What are you talking about!" Lu Chengwen said: "I already said it's a teacup, teacup, the bowl for drinking tea, a teacup the size of a fist."
Long Aotian immediately became anxious: "Lu Chengwen! You dare trick me!?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Dashixiong, look what you're saying. Weren't you just tricking me too?"
Slap slap slap slap!
Long Aotian writhed in pain, hanging in mid-air spinning around.
"Your turn."
Zhao Ritian felt something was wrong!
I have the Ren Zhe Shen Gui (Benevolent One Returns Spirit) true qi divine skill!
How does this whip hurt so much!?
Zhao Ritian said: "I know! I know! I... I know, although that teacup is a teacup, the big white horse... it's actually just an... ant! Right! The ant's name is Big White Horse!"
Jiang Xiaohou looked at Lu Chengwen: "Is that right?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "It's just a big white horse. Twelve zhang long from head to tail, eight chi high from hoof to back, a big white horse with red fur!" (Ancient units of measure, very large horse)
Jiang Xiaohou's fan pointed forward slightly. San'er rolled up his sleeves, gritting his teeth: "I'll make you not tell the truth. Today I must whip you to death!"
Slap slap slap slap!
Slap slap slap slap!
San'er struck left and right, the long whip flipping and soaring, the sound incessant, just like a giant python, resembling a swimming dragon!
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian screamed in pain, whipped until they spun continuously in mid-air.
Long Aotian's clothes were whipped to shreds, blood flowing non-stop from his mouth: "Unconvinced! I'm unconvinced! I'm unconvinced!"
San'er widened his eyes, looked at his whip: "Damn! You dare be unconvinced by me!? Still challenging me!? You damn are a tough man!"
Long Aotian quickly said: "Third Brother! Don't don't don't! I'm not unconvinced by you, your whip is very fierce, I'm unconvinced by Lu Chengwen!"
Long Aotian gritted his teeth: "Lu Chengwen, how big is the damn big white horse? How big is the teacup? Can a big white horse fall into a teacup and drown? You say it, if you can explain clearly, let Third Brother whip us both to death, we'll believe it!"
"Right!" Zhao Ritian said: "If you can say it, we die without regret! But if you can't say it! Big Sister, you should whip him! He's talking nonsense, tricking you for fun!"
Jiang Xiaohou looked at Lu Chengwen: "Tell us, I also want to know the answer."
Lu Chengwen laughed heartily: "I bought a big white horse, later traded it with a friend for a top-quality蝈蝈 (guoguo - katydid/cricket, often kept as pets). As a result, my katydid fell into the teacup and drowned!"
"Think about it, this katydid of mine was traded for the big white horse. This katydid died, isn't that the same as my big white horse dying!"
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and stamped his foot.
Jiang Xiaohou heard, burst into laughter: "My god! It can be like this, ahahaha! Wahahaha... too interesting! Ahahaha..."
The two hanging up were also confused.
This works too!? Trading a big white horse for a katydid!?
Long Aotian was confused: "No... what kind of person would trade a twenty million big white horse for a katydid? This... isn't logical!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Good katydid."
Zhao Ritian said: "No matter how good the katydid, it's not worth as much as a big white horse!"
Lu Chengwen spread his hands: "Would someone like me use money as a price reference? All I seek is happiness. Big Sister, am I right?"
"Right!"
"Yay!"
The two high-fived.
San'er shook his head: "He explained it. According to the rules, I should whip you two to death."
"Wait wait wait, wait!" Long Aotian said with difficulty: "Big Sister, again again again... give us another chance, give another chance."
"Right right right." Zhao Ritian also said: "This time I can definitely do it."
Jiang Xiaohou said to Lu Chengwen: "Continue, talented one."
Lu Chengwen said: "I have a villa in the suburbs, there's a well in the yard. One day the wind was too strong, it actually blew this well outside the wall!"
Jiang Xiaohou was very surprised: "A well!?"
"Right!"
"The kind dug out of the ground for drawing water to drink?"
"Exactly."
"Blown outside the wall by the wind?!"
"Just so."
"That's impossible!"
"You don't believe it?"
"Don't believe!"
"Go ask them!"
Jiang Xiaohou slapped her thigh: "They know again!"
"If they don't know, just whip them!"
"Hahahaha!" Jiang Xiaohou said: "You all heard! Tell me, how did this well get blown outside the wall by the wind!"
Those two were懵了 (dumbfounded/confused) again.
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen, gritting his teeth: "Lu Chengwen! What nonsense are you spouting!? How can a well be blown outside the wall by the wind!? Isn't this nonsense!?"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Dashixiong, think again carefully, the wind was strong!"
Zhao Ritian roared: "No matter how strong the wind, it's impossible to blow a well outside the wall! Lu Chengwen, just be malicious! You're malicious to death!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Damn! Weren't you two just insisting I speak? I spoke, you can't follow up, blame me? Why didn't you come down and say it just now?"
"I... I..."
San'er's round of whipping, that long whip truly flipped and soared, the sound incessant, just like a giant python, resembling a swimming dragon!
The two darlings were whipped until they screamed wildly.
"I know! I know now!" Long Aotian shouted: "Because that well, it was shallow, so it got blown out!"
San'er shook his head: "You're just talking nonsense!"
Slap slap slap slap!
"I know, I know!" Zhao Ritian shouted: "Because that wind... it wasn't a proper wind, it was a demon wind blown by a monster, so the well got blown outside the wall!"
"I think you damn look like a demon wind."
Slap slap slap slap!
Zhao Ritian gritted his teeth and roared: "I'm unconvinced! I'm unconvinced!"
San'er got anxious: "Okay, you're also a tough man!"
"No no no, Third Brother, I wasn't talking about you! I meant Lu Chengwen! The well is in the ground, no matter how strong the wind, it's impossible to blow it outside the wall! Lu Chengwen, if you can explain it, I have no complaints even if I'm whipped to death today! Speak! Speak up and let's hear!"
Jiang Xiaohou looked at Lu Chengwen. San'er was also very excited: "Buddy, what really happened?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Big Sister, Third Brother. Very simple. It's just that the outer wall was a fence wall "
Third Brother: "Oh."
"Eroded by wind and rain, the roots were all rotten."
"Huo!"
"When the wind blew strong, it blew the fence wall inwards, leaving the well outside."
"Hmm!?"
"When I came out and pushed the door open in the morning, the yard became smaller, the well was gone! Went outside to look, huo, this well is actually outside the yard! Ahahaha, isn't this, strong wind blew the well outside the wall!"
Zhao Ritian was stunned.
It works like that!?
San'er gave a thumbs up: "High! Brother, you've got something, really. How did you think of it?"
"Wisdom of the predecessors."
San'er excitedly rolled up his sleeves: "Understand now? It was a fence wall, roots all broken, blown inwards by the wind, leaving the well outside! Hehe, I'll whip you two to death, no complaints, right?"
Jiang Xiaohou was overjoyed. Those two suffered endlessly.
Jiang Xiaohou tapped the armrest of the chair with her fan: "Anymore? Anymore? Anymore? Quick quick quick, too interesting, really too interesting!"
Lu Chengwen said: "As many as you want! Say, there was an old lady, injured, both thumbs gone, but on both hands, wore ten rings!"
Jiang Xiaohou widened her eyes, covering her mouth with her fan: "That's impossible!"
"You don't believe it?"
"Don't believe!"
"Ask them! They surely know."
Jiang Xiaohou turned her head back, smiled: "Gentlemen, time for you to display your talents."
Long Aotian hung in mid-air, clothes all whipped ragged, body covered in bloody welts, blood constantly trickling from the corner of his mouth.
Although he kept spitting blood, face full of tears, he smiled so sincerely, brilliantly, those teary eyes very bright.
"Chengwen! You are my good brother! Actually, Big Brother has always respected you."
Lu Chengwen nodded.
"Letting you take the lead just now was because Big Brother trusted you! Believed in you! You didn't let Big Brother down!"
Lu Chengwen nodded with a smile.
"Now Big Brother can't take it anymore, can't hold on."
Long Aotian smiled very sincerely: "Look, can you save Big Brother's life?"
He couldn't help it, his voice choked with tears: "Third Brother's whip, even Wang Ba Zhi Qi almost can't handle it! Chengwen, Big Brother begs you, for Shifu's sake."
Lu Chengwen said: "Big Brother, I understand. Rest assured."
Long Aotian quickly said: "Chengwen ah, just... the big white horse drowning, the well blown outside the wall, I understand all that. But eight fingers, wearing ten rings, this... the numbers really don't add up."
"I know!" Zhao Ritian said: "Two fingers wore two each!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Are you sick? Who wears two rings on one finger?"
Zhao Ritian thought for a moment: "Then it's toes, wore two on the toes!"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "You really are sick. Which normal person wears rings on their toes? Just wore them on hands!"
Zhao Ritian struggled frantically: "Then the damn numbers don't add up! Ten minus two equals eight, I learned that, my master taught me! Absolutely cannot wear ten rings!"
Lu Chengwen said: "But she just wore them."
Zhao Ritian spoke, spitting out blood foam.
He was extremely furious.
"Don't give me that! I tolerated the big white horse and the well, but two hands missing thumbs, wearing ten rings, even the Jade Emperor couldn't make the numbers add up! Impossible!"
"I know!"
"If you can explain it, I'd rather be whipped to death! Impossible! Lu Chengwen, don't think you can fool your way through! I bet a life-and-death gamble with you!"
"Life-and-death gamble?"
"Right!" Zhao Ritian said: "If you can explain this matter today, and everyone accepts it, I damn well would rather die here! If you can't explain it, do you dare die here!"
Lu Chengwen was confused: "This... not necessary..."
"Hahaha! Scared, right? Scared, huh?" Zhao Ritian said: "Big Sister look, he can't make it up anymore! Lu Chengwen, I knew you were talking nonsense, today I insist on a life-and-death gamble with you! Do you dare!?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Big Sister just wants some fun, life and death, why bother?"
"Don't give me that! Brother Aotian and I will bet together with you, right Brother Aotian?!"
"Ah?" Long Aotian paused: "Hey, this is between you two, why drag me into it!"
"How can you be so spineless!? Look what state he's tricked us into! Let me tell you, I calculated, I just calculated over a hundred times! No matter how calculated, the numbers don't add up! Just eight fingers, absolutely cannot wear ten rings! Believe me!"
Long Aotian almost cried: "Did you learn absolutely no lesson from that big white horse and that well? Right now, if my Shidi says I'm a woman, says the sun is square, says that Big Sister is my real mother, I'd believe it!"
"I don't believe it!" Zhao Ritian struggled forcefully: "Lu Chengwen, speak, speak! If you can explain it, I'd rather die here today! If you have guts, just say it!"
Lu Chengwen sighed: "What a pity."
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