Chapter 446: Tricking Mr. Lu? Are you really tired of living?
Jiang Xiaohou stood in the distance, her subordinate respectfully standing behind her.
Jiang Xiaohou ate snacks: "What's interesting about this kind of plot? Would anyone like watching it?"
The subordinate scratched his head: "Not all stories are climactic from beginning to end, right? There are definitely ups and downs."
Jiang Xiaohou turned back to look at him: "Then what's the meaning of my existence? I just came for fun. Think of a way, stir things up."
"Hmm... how about I just castrate Long Aotian?"
Jiang Xiaohou looked at him: "Can you use your brain? Long Aotian was originally rubbish anyway!"
"Then I'll castrate Zhao Ritian?"
Jiang Xiaohou was extremely gloomy: "That's just adding another eunuch, what's fun about that?"
"No ah, after we castrate him, find a few big beauties to dance seductively for him, flirt with him, wouldn't that be very happy?"
Jiang Xiaohou was extremely frustrated: "Inform those two, clean up the tails. Looks like I'll have to take action personally this time."
"Yes."
Big Brother and Second Brother were incredibly busy.
This suburban area was full of Shangsimen masters; there were about ten surrounding the outside.
Ding guang wu si (sound of fierce fighting), a round of beating, a round of capturing, tired both of them out until they were somewhat breathless.
Over ten Shangsimen masters, all acupoints sealed, tied up tightly, thrown into the abandoned factory.
Only then did Big Brother and Second Brother rest, sitting to the side, taking out their personal thermoses to drink tea and chat.
A Hu was tied very tightly: "Two Big Brothers, may I ask who you sacred figures are? Why capture us? If there's an issue, let's talk slowly, our boss is Lu..."
Big Brother said: "Shut up! I didn't ask, you are not allowed to speak."
Junshi said: "Can I ask a question?"
"Cannot." Big Brother said: "Whoever asks about this dies."
Junshi was puzzled: "Just... capturing us needs a reason, right?"
Second Brother stood up slap! and gave Che Qi Tianwang a big slap: "This! Is the reason! If you don't want me to gag you, try saying another word!"
Che Qi Tianwang really wanted to ask, why was he the one asking the question, but I'm the one getting hit.
But thinking about the encounters these past few days, he endured it.
Long Aotian chased Zhao Ritian with Zhuge Xiaohua and Luo Shiyin, beating him all the way.
Zhao Ritian fell down the slope, lay on the ground unable to get up for a long time.
Lu Chengwen was chasing halfway, suddenly felt someone behind him. Before he could react, he was knocked unconscious by a palm strike.
Long Aotian was originally very happy, suddenly felt someone behind him. Just as he was about to react, he was knocked unconscious.
Zhao Ritian just groggily opened his eyes, and was kicked unconscious.
The three people, tied up like rice dumplings (zongzi), hung in mid-air.
Lu Chengwen woke up, struggled a couple of times, looked, Long Aotian was on the left, Zhao Ritian on the right.
Looked forward again, a sexy big beauty, wearing a white fox mask, dressed in a pink robe, revealing two long, well-rounded thighs, legs crossed.
Holding a Chinese folding fan, slowly playing with it.
Behind her stood a middle-aged uncle.
The uncle was expressionless, hands clasped, radiating authority without anger.
Lu Chengwen instantly remembered.
She should be the master Hua Xueying mentioned, that elusive, extremely powerful master.
Lu Chengwen became alert inwardly.
Long Aotian is Tiansimen!
She can directly tie up such a master and hang him here. How powerful must this person be!?
Hua Xueying didn't exaggerate, and that girl wouldn't exaggerate.
She was right, this person is too strong.
"Dashixiong! Dashixiong! Stop sleeping, Shifu was captured by monsters!"
Long Aotian slowly opened his eyes, looked left and right, struggled a few times, looked again at Lu Chengwen and Zhao Ritian over there, gritting his teeth in anger.
Struggled hard a few times, glared at Jiang Xiaohou: "Who are you!? Let me go!"
The man behind said: "Mature a bit. If we let you go just because you say so, then why did we capture you?"
Lu Chengwen tilted his head: "Zhao Ritian! Zhao Ritian!"
Lu Chengwen got anxious: "Idiot!"
Zhao Ritian jolted sharply, woke up, looked left and right: "What the hell is this situation!? What situation!?"
Looked forward again, two people in front, didn't recognize either. The two hanging beside him, recognized both.
"What situation!?"
Lu Chengwen said: "The situation your eyes see."
Zhao Ritian gritted his teeth: "Who are you people? I warn you, better release me quickly, otherwise I'll make you pay!"
Slap—!
Third Brother, standing behind Jiang Xiaohou, suddenly had a soft whip in his hand, flicked it out instantly, the tip accurately whipped Zhao Ritian's mouth with a flick of its tail.
In an instant, Zhao Ritian's mouth swelled up, gums bleeding profusely.
Zhao Ritian felt his mouth go numb, looking extremely miserable.
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian looked at each other, both nervous inwardly.
Can't speak carelessly, this opponent's background seems significant.
"When I was young..." Jiang Xiaohou finally spoke: "I once saw a person."
"He was unhappy every day, often staring blankly at the lake surface in a daze, dazing for a whole day."
"I was very sad. I felt people shouldn't be like this."
"Seeing him sad, I also felt very sad."
"So, I pushed his head into the lake until he drowned."
The three were confused.
Looking at each other.
Lu Chengwen thought, What kind of story is this? You felt sorry for him, so you pushed his head into the lake and drowned him!?
Long Aotian thought, This brain circuit... I actually didn't think of it!
Zhao Ritian was puzzled: "Why? Shouldn't you have helped him?"
Jiang Xiaohou looked at Zhao Ritian: "I already helped him. From then on, he would never be unhappy again. And I wouldn't be affected by him and become unhappy either."
Lu Chengwen nodded: "Beauty, you now..."
"Am unhappy."
The three were confused.
This person is a lunatic!
Unhappy means killing people!
Jiang Xiaohou said: "Let's play a game. Each of you tell a story. But I have three requirements. First, the story cannot be one I've heard. If I've heard it, I'll have San'er give you a whip lash;"
"Second, the story must be novel and interesting. If boring, I'll also have San'er give you a whip lash."
"Third... the story must be reasonable. If unreasonable, I'll have San'er give you ten whip lashes. Understood?"
"Who starts first?"
Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian looked together at Lu Chengwen: "He starts first."
Lu Chengwen widened his eyes: "Don't, right?"
Zhao Ritian smiled: "Aren't you very eloquent? Big sister needs happiness, go amuse big sister, make big sister happy!"
Long Aotian also said: "Exactly Chengwen, we all know you are usually witty and humorous, you are much better than us. If you tell jokes, big sister will definitely be happy!"
Lu Chengwen thought, You two turtle bastards, trying to get me killed!
"Gentlemen, we are all brothers, known each other for quite some time, no need to frame each other like this, right?"
Zhao Ritian smiled: "Brother Chengwen, how can this be framing each other? You are truly stronger than us in this aspect, right, Brother Aotian?"
"Yes yes yes!" Long Aotian also said: "My Shidi, I watched him grow up since young, very humorous as a child, now even more humorous as he grows older. Chengwen, don't be modest! We aren't framing you, we are promoting you!"
Lu Chengwen was half dead with anger.
This woman, judging by her state and speech, is clearly a lunatic.
You two can't do it, so you make me go first!?
Those two were going all out, aiming their guns squarely at Lu Chengwen.
Lu Chengwen hardened his heart, thinking, Fine!
If you dare do the first, I dare do the fifteenth! (Idiom: tit for tat)
Lu Chengwen laughed heartily: "Sister, telling jokes is too easy. How about this, you let me down first, I'll tell you an interesting way to play, how about it?"
Jiang Xiaohou snorted: "Let you down just because you say so?"
Long Aotian also said: "Exactly, Chengwen ah, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and tell."
Zhao Ritian also said: "Yeah yeah, you haven't even told, how could she release you? Do you think big sister is so easily fooled?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Release me, and I can definitely tell it well."
Jiang Xiaohou said: "Then release him."
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian widened their eyes together, mouths agape.
Lu Chengwen loosened his bonds, flexed his wrists, narrowed his eyes, staring hatefully at the two traitors (er wu zai - 25, slang for traitor).
"Big sister, let's do this. I'll tell you a joke, then let them guess. Guess correctly, let them down. Guess wrong, hehe, you just whip them randomly! How about it?"
Jiang Xiaohou instantly became excited: "Good! Excellent! It's settled!"
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian instinctively sensed that things might go wrong!
This kid Lu Chengwen might be up to no good.
Lu Chengwen laughed heartily: "This joke of mine is quite interesting. Said! A while ago, I spent twenty million to buy a big white horse, it fell into a teacup and drowned!"
One sentence, everyone was confused.
Even Jiang Xiaohou was confused.
San'er looked at Lu Chengwen, thinking, I should have damn well whipped you dead!
Is this human talk? Is it human talk?
You spending twenty million to buy a big white horse is fine, you have money. But damn it fell into a teacup and drowned!?
A big white horse!?
Jiang Xiaohou instinctively felt this matter should be very amusing, should be very fun.
She bit her lip, extremely excited, crossing her long legs: "You mean, you spent twenty million, bought a big white horse!"
"Right!"
"Fell into a teacup and drowned?"
"Correct!"
"Is this true?"
"Absolutely true!"
"But how could a big white horse fall into a teacup and drown?"
"You don't believe this?"
"Don't believe!"
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and pointed at the two dumbfounded goods: "Ask them! They definitely know!"
Long Aotian was confused.
Zhao Ritian was (sha le - stupefied).
Lu Chengwen just looked at them and grinned.
Jiang Xiaohou looked at them smiling: "Tell me, gentlemen, how did a twenty million big white horse fall into a teacup and drown?"
Long Aotian almost cried: "This is impossible! Big white horse!? Teacup!? This... impossible!"
Jiang Xiaohou said: "San'er, whip him."
Papapapa!
Long Aotian was in agony, dying and reviving.
Jiang Xiaohou asked Zhao Ritian again: "You tell me, how did the twenty million big white horse fall into a teacup and drown."
Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian gritting his teeth, still experiencing pain.
Nervously stammered.
But he really couldn't explain it!
"Just... because... this... that horse it... it was small, and the teacup was big..."
Jiang Xiaohou put on a straight face: "Lying to me? San'er! Whip him!"
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