A key turned within a lock and Malachi and Anna stepped into their family home.
As soon as they passed the threshold, they heard a pop and a wave of confetti splashed them both in the face.
"Woohoo! A round of applause for the super couple, how do they do it, folks?! They just make it look so damn easy!"
Anna picked confetti out of her hair and cleavage.
"Nice to see you, Serana. What are you doing back here so soon?"
"WHY does everyone keep asking me that, gosh! It's like you guys don't even want me to move back in!"
"You're moving back in??" Anna paused.
Malachi poked his head out from behind her. "I thought you guys couldn't get divorced...?"
Malachi and Anna each placed a hand on Serana's shoulders. Their eyes contained an immense amount of pity.
Anna: "Don't worry. Men are trash anyway."
Malachi: "Hey."
Anna: "Not you, Boo-Boo-Bear.
Malachi: "A-Anyway, you can stay here as long as you need. No questions asked."
