When I opened my eyes, I was still a monkey.
Still furry.
Still tiny.
Still stuck in a body that smelled like bananas and regret.
I sighed.
"So it wasn't a dream…? Or am I dreaming inside a dream?"
Before I could panic, something flashed in front of me.
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đź”” DING!
[God-Humiliation System Activating…]
A golden screen floated in front of my monkey face.
[Welcome, Host.]
[Because you attacked one of the Seven Supreme Gods with your poop, your fecal matter has awakened divine properties.]
I blinked.
"Bro… what?"
Another message popped up:
[Your poop contains God-Piercing Particles capable of harming divine beings.]
[Warning: High-power poop attacks require time to build.]
[Host can evolve into stronger forms by gaining EXP through humiliating gods.]
I scratched my monkey head.
"So… I get stronger by embarrassing gods?"
[Correct.]
"…Nice."
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đź“ś SYSTEM MENU (Lv. 1 Monkey)
Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Poop Density: 999+ (??? )
Divine Humiliation Level: 1
Evolution Progress: 0%
At the bottom, something shined:
đź“Ś Unique Skill Unlocked: Poop Blast (Tier: God-Wounding)
Can harm gods
Requires charge time
More humiliating the situation → more power
My eyes sparkled.
"My poop is literally a divine weapon. Beautiful."
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🌳 Jungle Trouble
I swung through the trees, trying to get used to my new body.
Then I heard rustling behind me.
A giant jaguar leaped from the bushes—teeth like knives, eyes glowing.
Any normal monkey would be done for.
But me?
I squatted.
"System… load the poop."
[Charging Poop Blast… 3%]
The jaguar roared.
I sweated.
"Uh… speed it up maybe!?"
[Charging Poop Blast… 4%]
The jaguar pounced—
I screamed—
And threw the poop anyway.
It flew in slow motion…
wiggling through the air…
sparkling with divine energy…
PLOP.
The poop tapped the jaguar on the nose.
BOOOOOOOM.
A shockwave exploded. Birds flew away. Trees bent backward.
The jaguar flipped through the air like a ragdoll, landing forty meters away unconscious.
I stood there in awe.
"Well damn… I'm OP. The tiny god should've never messed with me."
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🌟 Evolution Prompt
The System pinged.
[Host has performed his first successful God-tier Poop Attack.]
[Evolution Progress: 20%]
[Continue humiliating strong beings to evolve.]
I smirked.
"Tiny god… I'm coming for you. Monkey or not, I'm gonna humiliate you again."
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🌌 Meanwhile, In the Divine Realm…
The tiny god from before sneezed.
Then twitched.
Then screamed.
"THAT MONKEY IS USING THAT CURSED POOP AGAIN!?!"
His voice echoed across his realm.
His eye twitched violently.
"I swear… when I catch that monkey… I'll—"
BOOM!
He was hit again by the memory of the slap.
The humiliation damage was still active.
He shrieked louder.