Hard-Boiled Cop in L.A.: It All Began When Taylor Swift Offered Hersel

Li Han had been one of Dragon Nation’s deadliest secret agents. Now? He’d reincarnated into the body of Ryan Li, a rookie Chinese-American patrol officer with the LAPD—armed with the newly awakened Hard-Boiled Cop System! It didn’t matter if the perp was black or white, brown or yellow. Didn’t matter if they wore a badge or flew a flag. If they broke the law—he’d empty the mag! On his very first day on duty, he pulled off a five-kill streak, double-tapping the chest and finishing with a clean headshot. The target? A squad of armed thugs holding Hollywood’s sweetheart, Taylor Swift, hostage. He saved her life. She offered herself in return. Seven days of administrative leave? He spent every second of it inside her Beverly Hills mansion... and her bed. But that was just the start. The system made him stronger. Faster. Unstoppable. And Taylor? She could hardly keep up. So she did what any good celebrity girlfriend would do— She introduced him to her friends. The A-list kind. From Marvel: Elizabeth Olsen, Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone. From DC: Gal Gadot, Margot Robbie, and more. Even the FBI and CIA had to take notice. FBI: “Ryan Li is the strongest combat operative we’ve ever seen. He took down a hundred cartel members—alone.” CIA: “We suspect he wiped out the elite unit we sent to capture that Dragon Nation spy. He is the mission failure.” LGBT: “Shoutout to Ryan Li for that nutshot—we gained a new sister today!” IRS: “Even we don’t dare audit him. The Director’s scared of getting sniped from ten thousand meters away.” Citizens of Los Angeles: “With him around, I don’t even dare smoke weed legally.”