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I won the frigging lottery! But.... But, but...where's my damn money? Why are they giving me these....women? Is this my prize? What the hell? Who are they? What the hell am I supposed to do with these women?

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

When your own stepmom starts pimping you out to her gorgeous, lonely best friends… You know your teenage years won't be normal. Roland didn't know whether to cry, run, or thank the gods. After all, his stepmother wasn't just any woman—she was a smoking-hot cougar with a wicked but mysterious mind, and a dream: To marry him off into her circle of luscious besties. "Yukio, aren't you still bedridden? Want me to send my son over to help you recover~?" That single sentence on a casual video call sealed his fate. ___ That afternoon, Roland received the most absurd gift imaginable—his stepmom handed him a System literally. That’s right. Not a game console. Not money. A real, cheat-like System... the kind usually reserved for transmigrators and chosen ones. Except Roland had transmigrated eighteen years ago, and nothing remotely “chosen” had ever happened since—until now. The catch? It wasn’t just any System. It was the "Mother's Little Tasks" System, formerly owned by his doting (mysterious) mother. And its first mission? [Mission: Go on a blind date.] [Target Options: Yukino Yukio (Mother), Yukino Haruno (Eldest daughter), Yukino Yuki (Younger daughter).] [Warning: Once locked, your chosen girl can never marry anyone else.] [Reward: 1000 Points, one self-selected supernatural ability from Mall] Roland: "...What kind of twisted matchmaking app did I just inherit?" After reading the mission, Roland was stunned. An arranged romance at 18 was already bad—but a binding rule that prevented the chosen girl from marrying anyone else? What if he failed the mission? Would she be alone forever? "And this is supposed to be a System?" "Mom! What the hell is this mission?" Roland asked, his face darkening. "It finally triggered! All those Points I spent transferring the System weren’t wasted," his mother replied cheerfully, ignoring his outrage. "You set this up? Why?" "You’re nearly an adult and you’ve never even dated. Of course I’m worried." "I’m only eighteen! I have college entrance exams next year!" "Exams don’t matter. But youth without love isn’t youth at all." "...Is that something a mother should say?" Roland muttered. Most mothers pushed their kids to study harder—his acted like grades were irrelevant. "What kind of mom does this to her own son? And why is Aunt Yukio even on the target list? That’s just insane!" "Well~, I don’t know what kind of girl you like. The Yukino family has all three types—mature one, ripe, and unripe melon—so I just gave you options." --- [65,983 words free before lock chaps!] Note: -This novel starts slow. -No "catching girls like Pokémon." -MILF supremacy—with Justice for others -HEAVY Slice of life, with natural growth in relationships, jealousy, and emotional development. -For 1st Vol or arc it'll mostly consists of mc progression with others as well as mc and FLs daily life interaction as they deskth with this new situation. -Also there'll be lot of shura field between a mother and her daughter. -No incest. No yuri. No NTR. No r*pe. -No dark tags. -And one MYSTERIOUS mom who believes love matters more than grades—and a System that agrees. -No shortcuts in relationships growth towards bed! -Love will blossom through action, not a line of words from AUTHOR or System tricks. -And yes—the MC is competent. -R18 content will be clearly marked. ***ALL OF MY CLAIMS CAN BE PROVED WHEN YOU READ AT LEAST 20-25 chaps. DON'T READ IF YOU WANT R18 WITHOUT PROGRESSION FOR IT!

A kung Fu panda 4 You won't regret Reading I Actually made this book 2 years ago in 2023 and it ended in early 2024, basically a Kung fu panda taking place in a Alternate Universe I did Made a lot of things Clear It has Great twist in the end so Stay tuned to Find out,

I reincarnated as a dungeon boss… But I’m weaker than a slime, my mobs ignore me, and my overpowered waifu swings harder than my authority. All I wanted was to enjoy a beach-themed dungeon game with my favorite in-game hero (who I may or may not simp for). Next thing I know, I trip on a wire, hit my head, and wake up in the actual dungeon — with said waifu calling me "My Lord" and punching me in the face. Now I’m managing an under-leveled base with no mobs, broke as hell, and still doing pushups just to level up. Every raid is a disaster. My team includes: A yandere sword waifu who solos everything but won’t let me look at other women. A buff shirtless commander who flexes more than he fights. A slime who thinks it’s Gordon Ramsay .  A maid who secretly pities me but smiles politely. I’m supposed to be the boss… So why am I the one sweeping the floors?

Before becoming the feared Supervisor of Hell, he once walked the earth—silent, deadly, and broken. Betrayed and slain, he returns not just for revenge... but to prove he's still sane. He devoured hell before he ruled it. Now, returned to earth, he hides behind an angelic face—and a promise: “Trust me, I am sane.” Devourer of hell-Elarion Crimsonveil (17 Y)The legitimate son of Herus Le Crimsonveil the head of Crimsonveil ducal family cursed by devil, the family of duke on top of pyramid only below king Euras Ian Astirhall . Trained to be a assassin, he has 3 older step brother Sirus Crimsonveil (30 Y)and Rior Crimsonveil(38 Y)**{They only share father , but all have different mothers} and thousands of adopted sons his father adopted to train them as assassin for his military, they are those who have vowed their loyalty to the duchy -by consent? No way. The youngest who grew up in a horrendous atmosphere created by his father for unknown reason, a dream that changes his life, he who wants to be free and doesn’t care whether people die or live, the coldhearted Crimsonveil –A silent hunter-Predator or so on. But is there all it is or it’s just a tip of Iceberg. Elarion van Crimsonveil or the devourer from hell read it to find out how he despite struggling continues to climb for his success. A story filled with excitement, development and mysteries is going to be unfolding in front of you. About this novel: You won't regret reading it, it got everything. The mc is strong cold calculating want revenge yet hilarious and enjoys every moment. Kind of like split personality (not really but seems like) He loves cruelty but rational rarely but yes. Not a simp no Ntr or yuri Harem(maybe or maybe not) if I decide an Harem there will be only 2 or 3 girls max.

Pei Guang was invited by an online friend to beta test a game. The bad news? The game offers an ultra-realistic experience, where the character's skills are a patchwork of various games. The good news? All the skills were stitched together seamlessly, and the realism is incredibly high. However, what Pei Guang doesn’t know is that, in the eyes of others, he appears to be a patient who occasionally talks to himself, spouting strange game settings. March 7th: "Stop searching! Stop searching! There’s really nothing in the trash can." Himeko: "Please don't rummage through my room. These are all personal belongings." Dan Heng: "..." Stelle: "Look! I found something to eat in the trash can." Note: I own nothing, this is just a translation, hope you'll enjoy it! :D Here is the link if you want to read ahead: p@t reon.com/SenatusTheta

At the end of the road, in the throes of despair and impending death, Le Yu shouted defiantly: "If you have the guts, then kill me." The enemy sneered and said: "I've never heard such a strange request." Le Yu died. Then Le Yu came back to life, living in the enemy's body. This is a story where being killed means possessing the killer. "Why are the ones who kill me always some enigmatic, cunning figures with complicated backstories and numerous impending quests? Why aren't there some honest, wealthy, lady-charmer winners in life coming to kill me!?"

Reincarnated into his college days. Zhou Yuwen knew the importance of a persona. In this life, Zhou Yuwen's labels were aloof, mature, and exceptionally talented! "I'm quite traditional, I believe that if you're in a relationship, you need to be responsible, so one must be extremely cautious about dating." "Zhou Yuwen, let's get remarried!" "Damn it! Are you poisoned or something? I haven't even been married before!" "Stop talking nonsense! We were married in our last life!" "That was in the past life!" "Remarry!" "Go away! I have a girlfriend!" He fled, she chased! He couldn't escape, even if he had wings!

Greed, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, sloth, pride The 'Black Book' records seven sources of sin, which are also seven steps to ascend to godhood Once, I thought there would always be one sin suitable for me But I never expected Every volume of the twelve military letters bears my name!

“Does the vengeance of justice count as a sin?” Fushimi Shika, burdened with a system, gives his answer: “Yes! But I will take on all sins!” Avengers chant his name, leaving behind his name. Thus, the world gains a notorious serial killer. A grieving father avenges his lost daughter by killing the true perpetrator; A husband takes revenge for his wife through a locked-room murder; A child who lost both parents makes a desperate gamble... Fushimi Shika shields these unfortunate souls who have lost everything, leaving his unique proclamation at the scene: "This is divine punishment, I am the divine punishment" ... Years later, atop Tokyo Tower, Minamoto Tamako points a gun at her partner. "Although I don’t know how you did it, you are the mastermind!" Amidst thunder and lightning, rain pouring down, Fushimi Shika raises his hands: “How rude, Rabbit Officer, I am a messenger of justice.”

There was neither Fighting Energy nor magic, only tamed beasts that had reached the pinnacle of evolution! After transmigration, Chen Mo awakened the talent of the Entry Training Manual, which allowed him to bestow various entries on spiritual beasts or himself by completing challenges. As a result, one after another, scientifically impossible spiritual beasts were born. [Lord of Thunder and Lightning·King of Thunder·Hardworking· Fox of Reincarnation] Nine-Tailed Celestial Fox with Super Electromagnetic Cannon. [White Angel·Battlefield Doctor·Ministering·Best Support] Great-Sea Whale, the Sky Fortress. [Pastry Master·Master of Culinary Arts·Gatling·Marksman] Spirit of Glutinous Rice Balls. [Late-Night Delivery Guy·Night Judge·Soul Switcher·Wish Merchant] Bringer of Misfortune from Urban Legends. [National Beauty·Enchanting Beauty·Idol of All·Seductive Temptress] Personal Maid, the Queen of Succubi. From then on, Chen Mo embarked on the advanced path of becoming a beast-taming master!

The legendary tale of the Xyrin Empire is not about its struggles... or the tempest of another world or some cultivation myth. This is a super-serious, super-hard sci-fi novel about saving the world. Take what I’m saying seriously... Not. Okay, this is just a funny story about a deceptive human emperor, bringing his bunch of slippery alien leaders to have fun saving the world every day. Chen Jun is an unmotivated otaku who turns into the Emperor of an ancient intergalactic magic sci-fi empire. With the aura of a stay-at-home dad, he is nothing but a middle-aged man who adopts a group of lolis... and an army of freeloading aliens that came out of nowhere. Er, what? Ahem. Really though, this is a super-serious story... a super-mega-ultra-serious sci-fi story. For the Empire!

Zheng Ming, who had transmigrated to another world, carried with him a set of Hero Cards which, given enough Prestige Points, could summon the heroes from these cards: With the power of these heroes, you could cut down enemies while on horseback, scale walls and rooftops with ease, unleash a Celestial Flying Immortal attack, and even command the might to bewitch the heavens and earth! Of course, riding your sword through the Nine Heavens, vanquishing demons between earth and sky was not just a dream, nor was it impossible to transform into the Ancient Golden Crow, scorching the heavens and boiling the seas...

"There was once a hero." All have heard that phrase at least once in their lives. Whispered by old men before firelight. Carved into stone beneath crumbled towers. Inscribed on the last pages of dying books. But more often than not, it was just a prelude— a sentence used to dress up myths, to clothe legends in something that sounded like truth. "There was once a hero who defeated the Demon King." "There was once a hero who slew the last of the skyborn dragons." .......... "There was once a hero who was thrown into the abyss... and kept climbing out of it." "There was once a hero who walked with tragedy tied around his waist like a blade." "There was once a hero who changed lives—not with miracles, but with mercy." Shotaro Mugyiwara. A name drowned in dust. A face erased by time. He wakes as a blank slate— somewhere in the shattered lands of Drakastradorn, known also as Aetheria. No memory of who he was. No sense of why he still breathes. Only silence. Only echoes. Only the wind screaming through ruins that remember him better than he remembers himself. This world is not kind. It is carved by Mantra, an energy not of magic, but of something older— from beyond space, beyond time— a power not meant for mortal tongues to name. The land bleeds war. The stars above are scarred. And in this stage of gods and monsters, drama and death... he awakens. ......... "He was always the hero." A child is born in Hokkaido, on the night of January 30, 2008. A birth that was never supposed to happen. From a womb never seeded. A life conjured, not conceived. The world shook the moment he took his first breath. Because something ancient had returned. Something the world had forgotten how to fear. --- "There was once a hero... who was a great diplomat." Who could shape armies not with swords, but with words. Who could bend even fate to a shared purpose. Shotaro Mugyiwara’s life was never normal. And it will never be. Even in a world where he remembers nothing— no comrades, no battles, no lovers, no scars— even with the past ripped from his veins... He walks. He endures. He refuses to kneel. Because the truth is simple. "There was once a hero..." "Who kept moving forward."

In a hidden village at the foot of a monster-filled mountain, lived a young man named Zeno. For the people of Helest, monsters like dragons and griffins were just a part of daily life. But when a legendary Black Dragon appeared and destroyed everything, Zeno did the unthinkable... He died. But death wasn’t the end. Given a second chance by a mysterious divine being, Zeno wakes up with new powers. Now, he begins his journey beyond the village—into a world that’s beautiful… and dangerous. This is the story of a young man... Zeno the what?

Imagine waking up in a video game world that you play, it must be a wet dream for fantasy lovers. But this time it's not a wet dream, it's reality. A young man named Wim must find a way back to his world by completing the main story and getting the 'True Ending'. Assisted by a small floating automaton named Art, together they will try to survive in a world filled with monsters, magic, and conflicts between kingdoms combined with Steampunk elements. At the same time looking for a new mystery from this world with their creativity and imagination

After a tragic accident—Arthur's life comes to an abrupt end. But death is not the end. In a mysterious twist of fate, he awakens in another parallel world… in a body that mirrors his own. Same face. Same name. A parallel universe. But this world is completely different from what he knows. What was meant to be a second chance like in any novel stories, turns into a bitter struggle, for the soul that originally occupied the body is still alive—and he's not willing to surrender. "I won’t give up my body to someone else. I’ve suffered every day of my life, clawed my way through agony and despair—and now you expect me to vanish? Like I never existed?" The voice is filled with fury. "I’ll claim the system. I’ll seize this world. If fate dares to be cruel to me, I’ll return the favor—with no mercy." Two souls. One body. A world that rewards power and punishes weakness. As destiny spirals into chaos, the question becomes clear: Who will reign? The soul who lost everything, or the one who refuses to let go? ------ Author’s Note: Hey everyone! This is my second novel, and I’m incredibly excited to share it with you. I want to sincerely thank you all for the amazing support you gave my first story—it meant the world to me. With this new project, I’ve decided to take a different path from regular novels in the market and explore something fresh and unique, both in theme and execution. It’s a story that means a lot to me, and I hope it captures your imagination just as much as the last one did. Thank you again for being part of this journey. Your continued support keeps me writing. Let’s dive into a new world together.

Don’t have looks? Don’t have money? A complete nobody? Fear not! Because you’re definitely doing better than Dante! After reincarnating in a pathetic mine infested with goblins and a spider the size of a wagon, Dante discovers he has one thing no one else in this magical world does: shamelessness — and a lot of creativity! Armed with intelligence, strategy, an RPG system, and a kind of charisma anyone can fake, Dante is determined to level up, earn respect, and rule the world! Win at life and overcome every twist — even if the whole world thinks you’re the ugliest thing alive! ==================== This story is about a badass guy who ended up dying tragically and being reincarnated in a magical world to become a better person. This doesn't necessarily mean he'll become a better person. In fact, you'll see him use absurd strategies to gain fame and notoriety. The character has completely bizarre and even comical attitudes, but that doesn't mean he's stupid. Quite the opposite. In this story, you will find a harem — as the title suggests — lots of adventure and as the story develops, you'll see a kingdom system. The focus will be on the context within the world and on the people (worldbuilding). It's a story focused on a guy who wants to do well in life and HOW he's going to achieve that (even though he's ugly). The unique part of the story is that, technically, you can apply some of the lessons from the story yourself. Of course, keeping in mind that it's a fantasy. But nothing the protagonist did is impossible to apply (I'm living proof of that). That said, happy reading. ==================== [2-3 chapters per day]

Five strangers. One divine summoning. Zero clue what's going on. Cael just wanted to survive another normal, totally safe day on Earth—but instead, he wakes up in a glowing church with four equally confused people, each clutching a mystical weapon they didn’t ask for. Now stuck in the dangerously magical world of Overmorrowland, the group is told they must defeat the Demon Lord to return home. Classic isekai stuff, right? Together, this awkward team of accidental heroes must navigate gods with cryptic motives, quests with fine print, and their own spiraling sanity. Armed with divine weapons, questionable attitudes, and no sense of direction, they might just save the world—if they don’t strangle each other first. A parody-packed, chaos-fueled isekai adventure for fans of sarcasm, broken tropes, and divine misunderstandings.