Food Wars: I’m the Main Ingredient for Yandere
This is a parody translation of a fictional story with suggestive and taboo themes. Reader discretion is advised.
Hoshino Sora found himself thrown into the steamy universe of Food Wars!, thinking he was about to live out a delicious dream where he’d charm the beauties of Totsuki with his culinary skills. But he quickly realizes he’s fallen into a burning trap…
Totsuki Academy has become the stage for a dangerous game, where every dish served is an invitation to temptation. Shizuka Hiratsuka, the new headmistress of the girls’ dormitory, crosses her legs with devastating sensuality and murmurs "I’m hungry…", in a voice that sends shivers down spines. Shiina Mashiro, as innocent as she is provocative, accidentally spreads pastry cream over very suggestive areas, forcing Sora to look away… or maybe not. Akane Kubo Momo plays the shy girl, but her muffled sighs and heavy, loaded glances betray far spicier desires.
And then there’s Jabami Yumeko, whose dishes may be mediocre, but whose culinary bets always end in a mesmerizing show: under the rush of excitement, she transforms into a goddess of seduction, her wicked smile promising far more than just victory. Akame and Kurome, the deadly twin judges, rate each dish with sadistic precision, their piercing eyes hinting at… intimate punishments for the losers.
Nakiri Erina, Hisako, Mito, Megumi… They’ve all taken up residence in this cursed dorm, turning every cooking class into an excuse to tease and torment Sora. Between accidental touches, sultry cooking challenges, and dinners that spiral into very physical food fights, the poor boy doesn’t get a single moment of peace.
Hoshino Sora, exhausted and overstimulated:
"WHY do I have to live in the girls’ dorm?! Hey, don’t you think you’re going too far?! These dishes are too hot… AND SO ARE YOU!"
But no one listens. After all, in this world where cooking is a sensual art, the real feast… is him.
Culinary battles have never been this scorching.
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