They say destiny knocks on your door with a thunderous roar. For me, it was more of a persistent, annoying "ding" on my phone screen. My life was as ordinary as a lukewarm cup of coffee until the day I decided to reach out and grab something I shouldn't have—Episode 1: Seizing the Sacred Sword.
I didn't find it in a dragon's cave; I found it in the chaos of my daily life. And because I'm a rational person, my first instinct wasn't to go on a quest. No, Episode 2: I Tried Washing It with Dish Soap. You'd be surprised how much ancient grime a "legendary" blade can collect when it's sitting in a modern apartment. But then, reality started breaking. Episode 3: The Notifications Won't Stop. My brain became a billboard for system alerts I never asked for, and before I knew it, Episode 4: The Sword Saint Makes a Discovery.
Suddenly, I wasn't just a guy with a sword; I was a logistics manager for a miracle. I'm talking about Episode 5: Transporting 1.5 Billion Yen (In 100-Yen Store Packaging). You haven't known true stress until you've moved a fortune in cheap plastic bags. But once the Episode 6: Transaction Completed, my life shifted. I went from starving to Episode 7: My Old House and High-Quality Sushi, finally making my Episode 8: Escape from the Dilapidated Apartment.
The journey led me through emotional Episode 9: Reunions and a life-changing Episode 10: Proposal. I wasn't just a survivor anymore; I was a Episode 11: Business Partner?. I had to prove myself through Episode 12: The Contract and providing the necessary Episode 13: Proof. Every day was a gamble—a Episode 14: A Good Deal here, a massive Episode 15: Miscalculation there.
I spent long nights in Episode 16: Reflection, mastering the art of Episode 17: Negotiation. I spent my days on Episode 18: Market Patrol, filling my Episode 19: Item Box with things no normal human should own. But then, Episode 20: An Anomaly appeared. It was a reminder not to get cocky, or as I call it, Episode 21: Overestimating One's Potential.
Through the chaos of Episode 22: Making a Fortune and facing the divine weight of Episode 23: The Pillar of God, I learned the ultimate truth: Magic is cool, but Episode 24: Tax Strategies are what actually keep you alive in this world. By the time I moved into my Episode 25: New House, I knew Episode 26: The Trigger had already been pulled.
We celebrated with Episode 27: The Feast, survived the chaos of Episode 28: The Rush, and tasted the sweetness of Episode 29: Victory. But the path to Episode 30: Recovery is paved with Episode 31: Unjustified Resentment. Every Episode 32: Encounter led me closer to Episode 33: The Culprit, teaching me that Episode 34: Karma is a debt that always gets collected.
Now, the dust has settled. I am the Episode 35: Guild Master. And this is the ledger of how I got here.