*beep beep* *beep beep*
Jeez why does everything hurt.
And why the hell does everything smell so clean. It smells so clean my nose is hurting.
There is no way in hell this is my room!
"Let me get a look at this place."
I open my eyes and see a bright florescent light shining on me.
Am I in the hospital?
I try to turn my neck to get a look around but it hurts like a bitch!
What happened to me...
What happened to all my babies!
Pepzy! Pepper! Coler! I miss you all!
*beep beep* *beep beep*
And you too, Dewey!
wait a minute....
Dewey?
"Dewey!"
You unfilial son of a bitch!
Wait, then that means..
"Dewey you unfilial son!"
How could you do this to me?
*beep beep* *beep beep*
I'm starting to remember.
This constant ache all around my body.
And the breathing that's more difficult than normal.
*beep beep* *beep beep*
I'm sure I got hit by a truck...
So why am I still breathing?
"DAMMIT!"
*crash*
Did my blubber absorb most of the impact?
Fuck! That was my one chance and I missed it!
I failed Truck-kun's test. I wasn't worthy..
*sob sob*
"Maybe I'll never be an isekai protagonist.."
*beep beep* *beep beep*
All my dreams....
Gone just like that.
Do I really have to get a job? Maybe go on a diet?
Well I'm in the hospital so I guess i'll lose weight anyway.
"wait a damn minute..."
I'm in the hospital!
This is my chance!
Where the hell is that beeping coming from!?
I struggle to turn my head side to side.
And when I finally manage to turn my head to the right, I see it.
My saving grace.
Its some sort of life support machine.
"So this was the source of the beeping."
But what's really important is that cable plugged into the socket next to my bed.
"I need to pull it out."
I shimmy towards the right end of the bed.
I hate to admit it but it took an embarrassing amount of time.
But that was mainly due to the searing pain shooting through my body.
Turns out getting hit by a truck still hurts like a bitch, even if your a human elephant.
But now, The plug is within arms reach.
"I wonder if ill become the crown prince."
Maybe the northern duke?
I reach my arm out and pull.
The beeping stops.
"I better get an SSS rank skill..."
*silence*
Oh shit, oh shit oh shit.
I'm stupid, I'm fucking stupid!
I just killed myself!
I can feel my heartbeat getting weaker.
"Fuck!"
"I don't want to die anymore, I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't want to die!"
I start fumbling with the plug trying to get it back into the socket.
But its no use, I can feel my head getting fainter and my heartbeat has practically stopped.
At that moment I could hear the door getting frantically opened and unintelligible shouts coming from the nurses.
But I was practically dead.
And so I whispered out my final words as a last ditch effort.
"A system... at least get me a system..."
And then I was dead.
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Anyway now that you know what happened lets get to the present.
I managed to transmigrate!
How cool is that, I guess Truck-kun's magic didn't wear off.
Well I guess some of it did. I would've preferred to reincarnate for sure, then I would be super op by the time I actually had to do anything.
But this is me I'm talking about! even if I'm in the body of a 10 year old I can still make this work.
Speaking of, I'm currently sat down on some super uncomfortable wooden bench in a class full of children.
This definitely isn't a modern world, I'll tell you that.
And there's a textbook on my desk.
Lets take a little peek.
I move my gaze from sweeping the classroom to the textbook and notice its in Japanese.
Japanese!
Oh Truck-kun thank you thank you!
But hold on, I can read this?
'Essential mathematical formulas for ninja'
No fucking way.
I look around the classroom once more.
T-The teachers wearing a chunin vest!
No way, why the hell did I get put in Naruto?
I dropped this shit at the start of Shippuden.
I'm Fucked!
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A/N:
5 chapters dropping Monday.
I need to plan and stockpile so no chapters this weekend.
The update schedule will be M/W/F
Thank you for all the collections so far,
RoyalGrass :)