John is a middle age white man in his twenties, John is also a rick asshole who inherited all his fathers wealth after his dad died. In his spare time John says he enjoys reading classical literature, in reality he only reads comics, manga, and manwha. The reason he lie's about the literature he likes is because he is a pretentious asshole who thinks he's better than everyone els. However he is non the wiser to the fact that everyone around him knows he only reads comics. They all come to the same conclusion when John starts belittling what other people read, "John is a asshole" is what they all think in unison. One day John stops to get coffee on his way to work. John is on his phone whatching goblin slayer because he is a weirdo, who has no life. because he is not looking up he doesn't see the wet floor sign. John waltzes in, slips on the wet tile floor, and cracks his head open, dieing a uterly, avoidable, meaningless death.
" hello is anyone there" the dimension John finds himself in is empty and void of anything, accept his soul. "Please anyone, I don't want to die, I want too live I enjoyed my life." The voice from the void reaches out to John "no you did not enjoy your life, and now you are dead." "Is there any-" the voice cuts him off "be quiet, I'm reincarnating you in a fantasy world similar to goblin slayer, no harem though, just misery for you. Im gonna give you three buffs and, let's see two debuffs, the first buff is from rezero you come back to life if you die at certain point, the second buff is a skill system, that measures your stats in points that you can retract and add. The third buff is that you will get armor that can't come off ever, but it will become just as strong as you are. Let's say you become level one the armor will become level up with you increasing its states, only by level though. Your first debuff is that no women, or man will ever be sexually attracted to you. The second debuff is that you will alway walk really slow, I want you to be like a really op crazy character, after you die a few thousand times. Your aura will be crazy, just no sex ever. lol" I'm sending you off now bye." Our hero is starting at the bottom level of a dungeon with a hundred levels. While his player is at level one, how long will it take until he reaches level one, who knows. Will our here ever climax again no, he won't. As the author ima cuck him just to make the point. This journey will be epic!