I died like an idiot. Slipped in the shower, cracked my head on the tile, lights out. One second I'm cursing the cheap dorm soap, next second everything goes black. No tunnel, no light, no grandma waiting with cookies. Just nothing.
Then bam. I'm on my knees in a circle of glowing runes, head pounding like I chugged ten Red Bulls and got hit by a truck. The floor is cold stone. Air smells like incense and sweat. I blink hard, try to stand, but my legs feel like jelly.
Voices hit me first. Sharp, female, speaking some weird language that somehow makes sense in my head.
"The summoning worked!"
"It's a man?"
"Look at him. So... small."
Small? Fuck you. I look up.
Holy shit.
A throne room. Tall ceilings, banners with swords and crowns. Women everywhere. All women. Tall ones in armor, short ones in robes, curvy ones, muscled ones, elf-looking ones with pointy ears and silver hair. No dudes. Not one.
In front of me on a raised platform sits the queen. Mid-thirties maybe, tall, dark hair in a braid, wearing tight gold-trimmed armor that hugs every curve. Crown on her head, sword across her lap. She's staring at me like I just tracked mud into her palace.
Queen Andria. I don't know how I know her name. It's just there in my head, like the language thing.
She stands. Voice cuts through the whispers.
"The hero has arrived. Rise, champion of the other world. Femland calls upon you to end the monster scourge."
I push myself up. Legs shake. My clothes are gone – replaced by some loose tunic and pants that feel like rough cotton. No shoes. Feet cold on the stone.
Everyone's eyes on me. Staring. Some curious, some disgusted, some... interested? One maid in the back bites her lip.
I clear my throat. Voice cracks like I'm thirteen again.
"Uh... hi. I'm Hunter. Hunter Barnes. Where the hell am I?"
Murmurs ripple through the room. Queen Andria raises a hand. Silence.
"You are in Femland. Our world has no men. We summon a hero from beyond to fight the endless monster tides. You are that hero."
She steps down. Walks toward me. Armor clinks softly. She's taller than me by a few inches. Smells like metal and flowers.
I swallow. Hard. My dick twitches just from her being close. Great timing, body.
She stops right in front of me. Looks down.
"You are... ordinary. No aura. No weapon. No power."
She reaches out, grabs my chin, tilts my head up. Fingers strong.
"Are you truly the one?"
I try to sound confident. Fail.
"I guess? Look, I don't know what's going on. I was in my dorm, then... dead. Now here. Give me a minute."
She lets go. Turns to her court.
"Strip him. Inspect the summoned hero."
What?
Two armored women step forward. Grab my arms. I don't fight – they're built like linebackers. They yank the tunic over my head. Pants drop next.
I'm naked. In front of thirty-plus women. Hairy chest, hairy arms, hairy legs, hairy everything. Average dick hanging there, soft and embarrassed.
Gasps. Whispers. Laughter.
"It's so... small."
"Look at all the hair."
"Is that normal for men?"
One elf in the corner tilts her head, eyes wide.
Queen Andria circles me. Looks me up and down like I'm livestock.
"No scars from battle. Soft body. Weak limbs. And this..."
She points at my crotch.
"Is that the manhood of your world?"
My face burns. Dick starts to harden from the attention. Traitor.
I cover myself with my hands. Voice low.
"Can I get clothes back? Please?"
She ignores me. Turns to the court.
"The prophecy spoke of a powerful champion. This... is what we get."
More laughter. Someone says something about "elf seed is better anyway."
I stand there, naked, hard, humiliated. Heart pounding. Want to disappear.
Then a voice in my head. Calm, mechanical, kinda sexy.
[Monster Cock System online.]
[Host: Hunter Barnes]
[Condition met: Extreme humiliation threshold reached.]
[Awakening complete.]
[Core ability unlocked: Buff Through Penetration.]
[Fuck a female. Random stat buff applied to target. Strength, agility, endurance, stamina, magic power – roll determines.]
[Additional trait: Monster Cock – size, girth, vein density enhanced for maximum impact.]
[Level 1: Basic stamina. Load volume average.]
[Warning: Pregnancy risk high. No contraception detected in this world.]
[First quest: Convince one female to accept penetration. Reward: Minor cock stamina boost.]
I stare at the floating blue text only I can see.
What the actual fuck.
The queen snaps her fingers.
"Clothe him. Lock him in the guest chambers. We will decide his fate tomorrow."
Guards grab me again. Drag me off. I don't resist. My mind's spinning.
Naked walk through halls. Maids peek from doorways. One giggles. Another stares at my ass.
They shove me into a room. Bed, table, window overlooking a city with spires and walls. Door locks behind me.
I sit on the bed. Head in hands.
I'm the only man in a world of women. They think I'm useless. I just got a system that says fuck them to make them stronger.
And my dick is apparently a monster now.
I look down. Yeah. It's bigger. Thicker. Veins popping even soft.
I laugh. Quiet. Bitter.
This is my life now.
One day in Femland, and I'm already fucked.
Or about to be.
If I don't die of embarrassment first.