024 Asuna, Overflowing with Wife-like Qualities
After saying this, before Asagiri could speak, Yuuki Asuna seemed to have already anticipated it and sighed slightly.
"Ah, I know, I know, you must have already searched and found out about this information, right?"
"Yes."
Asagiri nodded, then suddenly said righteously.
"Asuna Yuuki, I am training your ability as a 'Player' to independently analyze information. This is all for your growth, the painstaking effort I, the Emperor, have put in!"
"He actually calls himself the Emperor... Are you treating yourself as an emperor?"
Yuuki Asuna first complained like this, then tucked her long hair behind her ear and murmured.
"However, according to the information I found online, the truth in that game is actually about experimenting on mental patients, and the final big BOSS is a cutting-edge nanotech robot. It's not a horror game with Banshee or ghosts, and... there's also no blood-faced orderly nearly three meters tall. It seems the dungeon arranged by that APP, although similar to this game in reality, isn't a complete one-to-one replica."
"Yes, so not being overly clever, thinking you have all the information and losing caution, is also a necessary quality for a Player."
"Oh right... that..."
Yuuki Asuna's hands on her legs couldn't help but clench slightly, and she plucked up the courage to say.
"That APP with the Glasses icon doesn't seem to have a function to send messages to other Players..."
Asagiri nodded: "Yeah, it's too inconvenient."
Yuuki Asuna paused, then coughed lightly twice, hinting.
"Um... have you heard of LINE?"
"I know about it."
Asagiri smiled and said frankly.
"That day, there were a few girls from our grade who came to ask for my contact information during lunch break."
"Then why didn't you give it? Were they not good-looking?"
"That's not it. They were indeed quite pretty, but..."
Asagiri said up to this point, suddenly became serious, and said righteously.
"As a Player, how could I use my phone in front of others? What if the other person is also a Player and sees the Glasses icon APP on my interface? I just cruelly refused them directly at that time!"
Hearing this, Yuuki Asuna first nodded in sudden realization, but then suddenly reacted.
"Huh, that's not right, is it? Couldn't you just give them your email or phone number?"
Asagiri shook his head and pointed to his head.
"I have a bad memory. I can't remember my email address or phone number at all."
Yuuki Asuna was silent for a few seconds, then looked directly at Asagiri's face and slowly spoke.
"That excuse you came up with is too lame..."
"Oh, you saw through it?"
"Who wouldn't see through it? So, at that time, you used this lame excuse to reject those girls?"
"That's not it. I've always been about honesty and bluntness. I just directly said I didn't want to give it."
"So that's how it is..."
For some reason, Yuuki Asuna felt a little happy when she heard that Asagiri didn't make any excuses but directly and firmly refused those girls who asked for his contact information. Her lips couldn't help but curl upwards.
"Then... do you have a type of girl you like?"
"Of course I do."
"What kind?"
Facing Yuuki Asuna's expectant and curious gaze, Asagiri spoke earnestly.
"Their character must also have unique shining points and a soul connection with me..."
Hearing Asagiri say this, Yuuki Asuna was thinking that she didn't expect the other person's standard for choosing a girlfriend to be unexpectedly ordinary, when she heard the other person continue immediately.
"Then they must have a good figure, a cute and exquisite appearance, be able to change into different sexy outfits every night to spend happy times with me, wear black stockings on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, white stockings on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, fishnets on Sundays, and preferably have a themed cosplay activity every week, such as playing the role of a gentle maid waiting for her master to return home today, playing the role of a cold female office worker wearing Glasses tomorrow, playing the role of a shy shrine maiden who is hesitant to accept the day after tomorrow, and the day after that, a sexy and charming bunny girl, and so on..."
"Stop, stop, stop, please stop for a moment."
Yuuki Asuna really couldn't listen anymore, directly interrupted Asagiri's words, her cheeks slightly red, and said angrily.
"I'm asking you about the type of girl you like, not letting you... letting you go crazy here."
"Oh, so that's how it is."
Asagiri nodded, and then said something that made Yuuki Asuna completely blush.
"Then you should work hard and try your best to meet the standards I like. Oh, right, the black and white stockings should be the sheer kind that show skin, not those thick pantyhose, that's not sexy at all."
"Who... who would wear that kind of thing for you!!!"
Just when Yuuki Asuna was on the verge of breaking down, Asagiri's action at this moment instantly pulled her back.
Asagiri took out his phone, shook it in his hand, and then smiled at Yuuki Asuna.
"Let's exchange LINE email addresses and phone numbers."
"Huh? Oh, oh, okay..."
Yuuki Asuna's slight anger, which was caused by Asagiri's teasing, instantly disappeared without a trace. After softly agreeing, she took out her phone and exchanged phone numbers and LINE email addresses with the other person.
"Alright, since things have come to this, let's eat first. Are you eating?"
Seeing Asagiri take out two buckets of instant noodles from the cardboard box next to the refrigerator, Yuuki Asuna couldn't help but frown slightly.
"You usually eat this at home?"
"No, I usually eat bento or order takeout."
Asagiri explained with a smile: "But, as soon as it's past midnight tonight, we could enter a dungeon at any time. If I go eat bento or order takeout, there's a small chance of getting stale ingredients or food poisoning, which would affect my state when entering the dungeon. So, it's better to eat instant noodles."
"You can't eat instant noodles either..."
Yuuki Asuna first said this, then stood up and walked to the door, put on those small leather shoes again, gently tapped the ground with her toes, and revealed a gentle smile.
"How about this, what dishes do you like to eat? I'll go out and buy them. After buying the ingredients, I'll cook for you. That way, you won't have to worry about problems like stale ingredients."