I opened my eyes.
Everything was white.
David couldn't feel anything.
Where am I? Did i just die? Man that was embarrassing, I mean, dying because a truck crashed into me because i was playing Pokemon Go without looking, that's such a lame death.
Well, at least it was pretty much painless, but man, shouldn't there be a God or a ROB like in those novels i read online?
"Very astute, you are right David."
Was that God?! Where is he, I can't see him!
"Right now you are in what humans call Limbo or the judging place of where souls like you who have neutral karma are judge to see where you'll end up."
Wait, he can hear my thoughts?
"Your soul is relatively pure, but you don't have enough karma to go to heaven. Mmmh, what should i do with you?"
Hey, Hey Mr.God, can't you reincarnate me with my memories? also can you read my thoughts?
"Mmh? Oh it's you little one, No i shouldn't reincarnate you with your memories we only do that with people with very good karma and if they are willing to. And yes, i can read your thoughts."
Woah he can really reads thoughts, wait what, I can't get reincarnated?! So where do I go?
"You will be reborn into a newborn baby in another universe as a clean slate. I hope you will follow your destiny this time."
Wait my destiny, what does that mean?
"It means that your unfortunate death was not your destiny."
But I want to get reincarnated, I can change, please leave me another chance to repent.
"Hoh? You would repent? So humor me what would you do with this opportunity at a new life?"
I would get reincarnated into the Pokemon Universe and start an adventure!
"I see..."
So did i pass?
"You convinced me..."
Let's go! Pokemon Universe here I come!
"That you are hopeless!"
What!
"You died because of those Pokemons and now you want entangle with them even more? You need to be given a lesson for leading me to believe you could change your ways."
Wait, please!
"I will personally make sure you are transmigrated to a world where Pokemon doesn't exist at all! Keep your memories, I don't need them."
No, aren't you supposed to be good?!
"My job is to make sure that human souls are put on a path to heaven and this will make sure you understand your mistakes."
Nooo!!