I found myself lying on a dirt road in the middle of a forest. I woke up feeling a bit disoriented. Slowly, I started to get up.
Me: "Argh... Dude, what happened?"
After fully standing up, I looked around—I was literally on a dirt path right in the middle of a forest.
Me: "Huh? What happened?"
I started patting my face a little.
Me: "Dude, I need to remember."
Suddenly, my memories came flooding back: I died from a heart attack, had my encounter with God, and came to this world.
Me: "FOR REAL?! I REMEMBER NOW! Okay, breathe in... breathe out."
I took a deep breath and exhaled.
Me: "Okay, I must... No... I'm 100% sure I'm in Akame ga Kill. Alright, time to check some things."
I started looking at my hands—they were wrapped (bandaged?), then I checked my whole body: black jacket, white shirt underneath, jeans pants, and leather boots.
Me: "Okay, so yeah, I really have the appearance I wanted. What else, huh?"
Suddenly, I felt something at my waist—the Ea, the Sword of Rupture from Gilgamesh.
Me: "AAAAAHHH!!"
Quickly, I grabbed the Ea from my waist.
Me: "I'm seriously holding the Sword of Rupture, Enuma Elish."
I hugged the swords.
*(Author's note: I don't know much about Ea because I never watched the Fate series, but I know it's an extremely powerful and badass sword capable of destroying reality. But I'll use it my way, and it'll work my way, okay?)*
I started swinging the sword everywhere like crazy. Suddenly, I fell because of how wildly I was swinging it.
Me: "Oooohhh—Hahahaha, damn! Thanks, my God!"
I got back up.
Me: "Okay, I need to test it, but how?"
I spotted a wall of trees.
I took a deep breath. I prepared Ea, feeling the sword react to my movement...
Me: "Alright, Sword of Rupture! SHOW ME YOUR POWER, MY PARTNER!"
With a super fast motion, I pointed Ea at the trees. Suddenly, a red light burst from the tip of the sword, and a destructive energy hit the trees, obliterating them. I was stunned.
Me: "Whoa... My... God... IRADO! HAHAHAHA! What... IRADO HAHAHA!"
I gestured my hand toward the sword.
Me: "This is the badass weapon I've always wanted, my bro! Oh yeah, dude."
I gave the sword a kiss and hugged it.
Me: "My badass girl."
I hugged the sword again, then sheathed it at my waist. I struck a thoughtful pose.
Me: "Alright, it's not just Ea that I wanted. I remember asking for the Sharingan. Wonder if it works right away? Well, let's try."
I closed my eyes, focusing only on activating the Sharingan. It took about 50 seconds, and when I opened them, I felt something: my senses were sharpened, I could sense anything that might attack me, and there was a change in my vision.
Me: "Did it work?"
I looked up at the sky to clear my doubts. Above, I spotted a bird flying, but something was different—it was flying... slowly?
Me: "That bird looks weird... Wait, I REALLY ACTIVATED THE SHARINGAN! HAHAHAHA! YEAH, BUDDY!"
I deactivated my eyes.
Me: "Okay, first my appearance, second okay the Sword of Rupture, third the Sharingan. Now what's next?"
I started thinking and remembered I asked for Wolverine's healing factor.
Me: "Ah yeah, Logan's regeneration. Ah... I'm gonna need it..."
I grabbed Ea from my waist again. Deep breath, looked at the sword.
Me: "Listen up, blazing sword—if you cut off my arm, I'm gonna get so pissed you'll wish you weren't connected... Ready for some jazz now."
I stretched out my arm to cut a small slice of skin with Ea. When I did, a thin line of blood came out from my arm. Okay, normal skin.
Me: "Argh... Okay, let's do this."
I closed my eyes to concentrate on healing. I didn't feel anything at first, but when I opened my eyes, I couldn't believe it—my arm was regenerating, the blood and wound disappearing. I was in shock and amazed.
Me: "Dude... I really have Wolverine's healing."
I sheathed Ea at my waist and sat down like an idiot to avoid getting too excited.
Me: "Okay, calm down, don't get too emotional. God gave me these powers, so don't freak out like that. Okay, now I need to activate the Super Soldier Serum."
I remembered I was still surrounded by trees. I approached a random tree and placed my hands on its trunk.
Me: "Alright, let's go... Grrr..."
I tried to grip the tree. For five seconds, it seemed like nothing happened, but suddenly I ended up ripping the tree out of the ground and holding it entirely. I literally pulled a whole tree out.
Me: "Hahaha, oh yeah, baby!"
I threw the tree into the middle of the others. I looked at my hands and arms.
Me: "That's it, dude. I really have the Super Soldier Serum of Captain America. Now the last one: Conqueror's Haki. But for that, I need a guinea pig to scare, but who?"
While thinking, I spotted a carriage with two men inside.
Me: "A carriage and two men... Wait... A carriage and two men? That means—"
Before I could say anything, suddenly a Danger Beast appeared—it was the same giant earth dragon that Tatsumi fought in the original story to protect those two men.
Me: "Aaah, I remember—it's the giant beast that Tatsumi fought and killed. Alright, I need to get over there before Tatsumi shows up."
The giant earth dragon was in front of the carriage; the men were terrified. But suddenly, I appeared in front of the giant insect.
Me: "Relax, let me handle this monster."
The men were confused about who I was, with a spark of hope.
**Man 1:** "W-WAIT, BUT WHO ARE YOU?!"
I looked at the men with a confident smile.
Me: "You can call me a hero."
The men were confused about what I said. I grabbed my Sword of Rupture. The men were surprised to see my sword—they'd never seen a weapon like that before. When the earth dragon was about to attack me.
I closed my eyes, inhaled, then exhaled.
**Me (in thoughts):** "I activated my abilities quickly. Time to activate Conqueror's Haki."
When the dragon was about to strike with its claw, suddenly a wave of energy burst from me, and a very strong wind filled the place. The dragon and the men felt fear from the aura radiating from me. I smiled at the dragon.
Me: "Hey, between you and me, weren't you supposed to be the badass little shit dragon?"
The earth dragon backed up a few steps. The men retreated inside the carriage, scared of my presence but watching.
Me: "Okay, time to end this."
With extreme speed, I advanced on the dragon. With fluid movements, I slashed off its arms with Ea. It let out a roar of pain and rage. The men inside the carriage were shocked by my speed. The dragon, furious, charged at me again, but I activated Haki again, making it tremble and stop. The men in the carriage also shrank in fear and admiration.
Me: "Now it's time to finish this."
With incomprehensible speed, I rushed the monster and delivered countless slashes all over its body. It was similar to what Tatsumi did in the original story. Blood gushed from the monster, parts of its body flew off, and finally it died. I sheathed Ea and deactivated Haki. I let out a long sigh.
Me: "Finally over."
I looked at the men still inside the carriage. I gave them a friendly wave with a smile.
Me: "Hey, everything's good now! The dragon's dead!"
The men hesitated whether to come out or not. They analyzed me a bit, then finally stepped out of the carriage. Unlike in the original story where they were comfortable with Tatsumi, with me they were cautious. Then they approached.
**Man 1:** "That was incredible..."
**Man 2:** "You really took down a Danger Beast all by yourself."
I gave a smile and I'll give a thumbs up. .
Me: "That's right."
The men relaxed hearing my words and my vibe, losing their fear.
Me: "Anyway, my name is... Uh... Call me Lee. I'm heading to the capital. My friends, see ya later. Be careful with Danger Beasts."
When I turned to leave...
**Man 1:** "Wait!"
I turned back to them.
**Man 1:** "You said you're going to the Imperial Capital?"
**Lee:** "Exactly. Why?"
The men got serious.
**Man 1:** "Be careful—the capital can have things worse than that earth dragon."
I already knew what he was talking about, but I was following the script.
**Lee:** "Can I ask what you're talking about, my friend?"
The man spoke in a serious tone.
**Man:** "It's the people... Their hearts are monsters. The capital is full of people like that. But with the skills you showed and... that sword of yours, maybe you can handle it. But be careful—you never know what dangers might come."
Even though I knew what the capital was really like, I felt the weight of the man's words. I got serious and then nodded.
**Lee:** "Okay, if what you said is true, then I'll be very careful. Thanks a lot for the info."
The men nodded. When I turned to leave again, I looked back at them.
**Lee:** "Ah, and be careful with Danger Beasts, okay? I don't want anyone else dying."
**Man 2:** "You got it—we'll be careful."
I nodded and turned to leave. But in the distance, someone was watching the scene: a young guy with peasant clothes, a sword on his back, brown hair, and green eyes, looking at me with curiosity and admiration. This young man was someone I'd get to know very well soon.