2. Star Wars (5)
To start with the conclusion, I actually had no intention of committing the heinous crime of cutting off the screening of 「Star Wars 5」 in the middle.
If I were to look for the cause of this situation, I was too hasty.
It was true that my body got much better than before and mana returned due to mana sponsorship, but my physical condition was still far from being called normal.
Although the 'Memory Video Player' is an artifact that doesn't consume large amounts of mana, I had it turned on for over an hour, so it was inevitable that it would strain my body.
"By now the viewers must be in an uproar...."
After raising expectations to the max, the screening was cut off just 1 minute after the movie started.
In all probability, wouldn't they have entered phase 2 berserk pattern with their heads half-spun?
Because I know it well too.
What the method to make people angriest in the world is.
The first is to stop talking in the middle.
And the second is....
"....."
Hmm, thinking about it again, although it's not my fault, I do feel a bit sorry.
'Is there by any chance a way to check the viewers' current reactions?'
Thinking carefully, I remember seeing a chat like this before starting the broadcast of 「Star Wars 4」.
A chat saying that this platform has a gallery where viewers can freely write posts.
"Let's see.... Is it perhaps this?"
Click.
System Notification
[Moving to Dimensional Gallery.]
As I clicked the button, a small amount of mana was consumed and the screen of the homepage changed immediately.
From a streaming platform where streamers broadcast to a community where many people laugh and chat.
And.
"...Huh?"
Normally, the Dimensional Gallery would have been a community symbolizing the prosperity of the site called 'Trans-Dimensional Streaming'.
But that place was currently transformed into a radioactive zone no less than Chernobyl or Hiroshima.
FORUM POST Title: Earth Streamer you son of a bitch!!!! FORUM POST Title: Are you human turn on 「Star Wars 5」 again quickly FORUM POST Title: I'm lying down until Cup Noodle-Zwa screens 「Star Wars 5」 inhale
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COMMENTS User: Fucker do you use the gallery alone User: Fr where is the spot for me to lie down? Pig bastard taking up damn lots of space seriously User: ↳ Sry haha I'll reduce it User: [●▅▇█▇▆▅▄▇] User: I released the clone jutsu as per your wish did I do good? User: Lololol look at the fast feedback User: Thanks Big Bro thanks to you I barely secured a spot to lie down User: What kind of homeless bastards are these lololol FORUM POST Title: I'm lying down too [●▅▇█▇▆▅▄▇] FORUM POST Title: Snore~ [●▅▇█▇▆▅▄▇]
Suspicious spam posts filling the entire gallery.
There was no need to guess who they were.
Because they were the 300-strong suicide squad who escaped the beast cage after losing their minds after the screening of 「Star Wars 5」 was cancelled.
"...Don't tell me is this my fault?"
Naturally, I couldn't help but feel a certain sense of guilt seeing the gallery in this mess.
Actually, considering the entire Dimensional Gallery, the number 300 was just a handful.
After all, isn't the Dimensional Gallery a site where all kinds of species from all dimensions gather?
Among them, the number 300 would probably not even be a handful.
But if it's not 300 harmless viewers but 300 beasts who lost their reason, the story changes somewhat.
Should I say the current situation is that the beasts who lost their reason are indiscriminately carpet-bombing the metropolis ignoring the Geneva Convention?
And as always, in chaotic times, heroes trying to suppress such chaos appear.
FORUM POST Title: You bastards stop spamming seriously
You filled 3 pages with spam already because of that mere movie
Are you really crazy bastards
You're crossing the line seriously please fuck off
COMMENTS User: That mere movie???? Lolol User: ↳ This violent wording is damn insolent so I decided to continue spamming User: Uh I'm gonna keep spamming until Cup Noodle-Zwa shows Luke and Black Knight fighting if you want to curse then curse User: ↳ Lolololol User: ↳ Since he's confident he's likable and good lolol FORUM POST Title: You ask why I am spamming burning the gallery right now????
Then where on earth should I relieve my heart full of sorrow for not being able to watch 「Star Wars 5」???
Please bastards who haven't even watched 「Star Wars 4」 don't mess around in front of me yeah
COMMENTS User: Fr kids complaining about mere spam seem to not know the human heart... User: Originally if a person's heart is very sad isn't spamming acceptable yes;; User: ↳ Fuck finally Dimensional Gallery is ruined thank you for letting me leave the gallery FORUM POST Title: Was the thing called movie this fun?
Machine Civilization retard bastards just try showing yourselves writing posts in the gallery from now on
Ow seriously
Uploading such dog waste calling it a movie I'll just
COMMENTS User: Lolololol User: Dude you're genuinely angry lolol User: Just looking at the text I think I know what face you're making right now lolol
However, sadly, the heroes trying to suppress the chaos were being pushed back in instantaneous firepower, so they weren't able to exert much strength.
Like this, because I didn't screen 「Star Wars 5」 due to lack of mana, a huge aftermath was raging in the entire gallery.
Anyway, since innocent citizens were suffering damage because of my original sin, I felt the necessity to end the chain of hatred around here.
For reference, the method I came up with is-
FORUM POST Title: I am streamer Choi Seo-jin from Earth....
It is exactly to throw a bait that can calm down the 300 suicide squad members.
Hello, I am streamer Choi Seo-jin.
First, I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused to the viewers due to a certain accident during my broadcast.
All of this was a sad accident where the operation of the 'Memory Video Player' stopped as my mana was exhausted in the middle, but.
Acknowledging the fact that some responsibility for the series of events lies with me, I prepared a small event as a meaning of apology.
It is exactly to guess what the ending or twist of 「Star Wars 5」 is based on the content of 「Star Wars 4」.
If there is someone who guesses most closely, I will give 10 cup noodles and 1 box of the most popular beverage on Earth through dimensional delivery service.
And I will give the privilege to watch 「Star Wars 5」 first.
I ask for a lot of interest and participation from the viewers.
Thank you.
Simultaneously with me posting the announcement like that, comments started running at a terrifying speed below it.
COMMENTS User: Is this fr?? User: ↳ Then it came up on Cup Noodle-Zwa channel announcement would it be a lie?? User: Fuck I believed in you!!! User: Kya this is it User: No just how fun is the movie called 「Star Wars」 for you to be like this as a group??? Did you guys perhaps get hit by a hypnosis app??? User: ↳ I don't really want to associate with ordinary people who haven't even watched 「Star Wars」 so I won't answer you??? User: ↳ Lolololol User: ↳ There is a saying in our world kid... 'Do not mix words with those who haven't watched 「Star Wars」 at least three times' User: ↳ Kya Big Bro-nim's wise saying is really cool I respect you User: ????? Have these bastards really gone mad as a group;; Even though they just watched the movie exactly once in the Earth streamer room what the;;; User: Lolol do you know Elf-Zwa already uploaded a twist prediction post?? Lol User: ↳ Fr?? Does that bastard only eat and write posts in the gallery lolol User: ↳ She's a famous Eat-Shit-Gallery life you know lolol User: ↳ Still it's very good to see she doesn't upload weird memes or retard-like consistent posts like before User: ↳ Fr Cup Noodle-Zwa made a human out of her lolol
"...Elf already uploaded a prediction post?"
The moment I read that comment, I felt somewhat dumbfounded.
No, it's only been about 10 minutes since I uploaded that announcement, but already?
The Elf they speak of must be 'BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf' who had a record of appearing in my broadcast several times.
Suddenly feeling curious, I read the prediction post written by 'BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf'.
FORUM POST Title: 「Star Wars 5」 Twist Prediction - BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf
Uh it's Big Sis.
To speak from the main point, the identity of the twist of 「Star Wars 5」 seems too obvious.
As this Big Sis thought about it rolling her 530,000 IQ grey brain cells, there was only one element that could give a twist to the viewers who watched 「Star Wars 4」.
That is exactly... the twist that the Black Knight who killed protagonist Luke's master in 「Star Wars 4」 was actually the protagonist's family!
Probably the identity of the Black Knight is Luke's biological dad or a female sibling separated when young?
At this rate aren't the 10 cup noodles and Earth-made beverage the Room Manager put up as prizes this Big Sis's???
Big Sis has to prepare hot water to put in cup noodles from now on so don't comment if possible
And the 1st place prize is already decided so don't mess around commenting prediction posts for nothing got it??? Lolol
Upvotes: 1 / Downvotes: 819 COMMENTS User: Punk changing self-referring title from Big Bro to Big Sis is damn funny lolol User: Upvote 1 lolol Self-upvote real name system lolol User: Seriously there are only wrong words from beginning to end so I don't even know what to point out lol User: Elf, the master said directly that the Black Knight killed the protagonist's dad in 「Star Wars 4」... Were you perhaps sleeping then??? User: ↳ (Writer) There could be two dads;; Why are you nitpicking so much;; User: ↳ Lololololol User: ↳ Two dads lolololol User: ↳ Hull my head rang User: ↳ Wow you are really... pierced the core... User: ↳ I felt bad because I couldn't watch 「Star Wars 5」 but I laughed a lot seeing your post Elf thanks
"....."
Like that, 'BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf''s prediction post disappeared into the darkness receiving tremendous downvote baptism.
Personally, it was truly... a regrettable thing.