(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!
Here's another batch of brainless fun: lyrics for "Sock Puppet Symphony", a hilariously dumb anthem about your socks staging a rebellion. Sing it to a bouncy polka tune for maximum idiocy.
Sock Puppet Symphony
(Verse 1)
My left sock's got a mouth, it's talkin' trash,
Says the right one's lazy, full of cash!
They dance on my floor when the lights go low,
Puppets in the night, stealin' my toe!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Verse 2)
Dryer's their disco, lint is their jam,
Flossin' with my undies, eatin' ham!
They plot world sock-mation, fluffy revolt,
Gonna knit the planet in a big ol' bolt!
(Chorus)
Sock puppet symphony, wiggle and flap!
La la la loo, what a goofy trap!
One eye, two eyes, googly glue,
Dumbest band in the whole dang shoe!
(Bridge - with sock voices)
(High voice) We're fuzzy kings! (Low voice) Yeah, toe slaves no more!
(Together) Puppet power, sock it to the floor!
(Final Chorus - super silly)
Sock puppet symphony, forever we flap!
La la la loo, take a socky nap!
Wiggle flap glue, yee-haw review,
Stupidest socks, me and you!