Right now, everyone was frantically trying to figure out what this mysterious forum was actually designed for and how it functioned.
Upon entering the DreamNet Forum for the first time, users were greeted by a simple tutorial guide and straightforward account registration process.
The forum interface itself was remarkably clean and intuitive by design. Profile avatar, name information, friends list, favorites tab, followed by scrolling post listings in chronological order.
Most people were incredibly curious about this unprecedented social feature and eager to explore its possibilities.
At this moment, the various forum sections were completely empty and barren, containing only a single pinned and highlighted post at the very top.
It was an official announcement and basic introduction from the temple administration. Very long and detailed, filled mostly with dry official terminology and comprehensive usage instructions that most people immediately skipped.
The joys and sorrows of intelligent life are remarkably universal, and at this precise moment, countless previously well-behaved elves instantly transformed into chaotic internet users, unleashing their inner chaos.
One strange, random post after another began appearing in rapid succession across the boards. Some asked legitimate questions, others chatted casually about nothing, while many just tested the system with nonsense.
Then, a particularly ridiculous post was algorithmically pushed to the prominent top position by sheer engagement volume.
[1st Floor, Pashika: I am an idiot! I am a complete idiot!]
The blunt comment instantly triggered waves of laughter across the network.
[2nd Floor, LittleFlyingPig: Alright, I can definitely tell now! (grinning emoji)]
[3rd Floor, HaleyIsMyWife: Simple and brutally honest introduction, very fitting for your whole vibe. (grinning emoji)]
[I just laughed my lunch straight out of my nose! OP is an absolute legend! (crying laughing emoji)]
[Pashika, congratulations, you're famous now across the entire network!]
[3rd Floor user, I strongly advise you to change your username immediately. Haley is MY wife, not yours. Draw your sword and fight me! (angry emoji)]
[Liked and sending OP straight to the top for maximum visibility]
Poor Pashika hadn't expected to achieve viral fame like this at all. He was already deeply regretting his impulsive decision to use his actual real name for registration instead of a pseudonym.
It had been just a random throwaway test post, yet it instantly went explosively viral across the network.
Seeing the replies piling up rapidly by the second, he hesitated with his cursor hovering over the delete button.
Deleting the embarrassing post felt wasteful somehow. After all, as the ancient saying went, bad fame was still technically fame and recognition.
The users quickly figured out the system's features entirely on their own through enthusiastic experimentation. With the cute emoji selection available in the chat interface, people said all kinds of absolute nonsense, and discussions rapidly drifted further and further off the original rails into complete chaos.
Alto wasn't particularly worried or in any hurry while observing this group of enthusiastic, chaotic users testing the limits of his new creation.
Once the initial testing chaos had settled somewhat and everything seemed stable, he decided to post a thread himself to provide actual, valuable content.
[SHOCKING! You Can Actually Do THIS in Stardew Valley!]
The shameless clickbait title instantly caught everyone's scattered attention like a magnet.
Could it be related to... heh heh... certain mature content?
Then, curious users noticed the poster's distinctive avatar frame. A golden verified checkmark border that clearly designates official status.
It was the Stardew Valley designer himself posting directly!
Everyone eagerly clicked into the thread with anticipation.
Inside was an embedded video demonstration.
The video footage showed the desert map environment. Alto's character was holding a mysterious, rainbow-colored Prismatic Shard and heading deliberately toward the three crude stone pillars located in the remote northeast corner of the Calico Desert.
The location was extremely remote and easy to miss, and the pillars themselves were rough and primitive-looking, something most players instinctively ignored as decorative background elements.
He walked precisely to the geometric center point between the three pillars.
There was a recessed altar structure barely visible in the sand. He carefully placed the Prismatic Shard into the depression.
In an instant, the sky and earth dramatically changed color with supernatural energy.
Strange, powerful energy gathered visibly from both the heavens above and the land below, converging into the center of the three pillars with increasing intensity.
Then, without warning, BOOM!
A massive bolt of brilliant lightning struck the altar directly with tremendous force.
Enormous magical energy surged violently as the Prismatic Shard slowly transformed and reshaped itself within the swirling torrent of raw power!
A magnificent longsword overflowing with crackling purple energy slowly rose majestically into the air, humming with barely contained force.
Tremendous power courses through you! You obtained the legendary "Galaxy Sword"!
[Galaxy Sword]
Level 13 Sword - Peerless in Battle
Damage: 60-80
+4 Speed
No fancy flowery description or elaborate lore text. Just overwhelmingly powerful, straightforward stats that spoke for themselves.
At this point in the game's lifecycle, many fast-progressing veteran players had already entered Year Two of their farms.
The challenging desert map content had long been unlocked for experienced players.
But most people were completely stuck on meaningful progression there.
The reason was brutally simple: the notorious Skull Cavern was devastatingly difficult. Monsters were ridiculously strong and aggressive.
With no established bomb-mining meta strategy yet discovered by the community, players had to honestly fight every single monster, painstakingly mine rocks one by one, and desperately search for rare ladders and mineshafts to descend.
And unlike the relatively forgiving Pelican Town mines with their convenient permanent elevator system, the punishing Skull Cavern had absolutely no elevator whatsoever.
Whether you died pathetically or simply left voluntarily, the floor count reset completely and mercilessly. You always had to restart from the first floor every single time.
It was pure, concentrated torture and frustration.
Now, seeing the Galaxy Sword's absolutely outrageous stats and impossibly charming visual appearance, players went completely wild.
[Somehow simultaneously disappointed and excited at the same time. What's seriously wrong with me emotionally?]
[Holy crap, a level 13 weapon?! This sword looks insanely cool and is strong as hell! (extreme envy emoji)]
[I never knew Prismatic Shards could be used like this! I thought they were just vendor trash!]
[MENTAL BREAKDOWN! I once actually got a Prismatic Shard and donated it to the museum like an idiot! (dizzy emoji)]
That poor user immediately wanted to violently bash his own head against a wall in overwhelming regret.
He was still using the Obsidian Edge weapon from a Pelican Town mine treasure chest, which only dealt 30-45 damage. Nearly half the Galaxy Sword's devastating output, and significantly slower attack speed, too.
[You're actually lucky compared to me. I didn't even know what it was for at all. Thought it looked expensive and valuable, so I sold it immediately to a vendor. That was the only one I've ever found... (crying emoji)]
The fundamental problem was that Prismatic Shards had an absurdly, punishingly low drop rate that bordered on cruel.
When mining, they only started spawning randomly and extremely rarely after floor 50 of the Skull Cavern, and many struggling players couldn't even make it remotely that far.
As for monster drops, providing them, the statistical chance was basically nonexistent and laughable.
[HaleyIsMyWife: Who's possibly worse off than me? I gave my first and only Prismatic Shard directly to Haley as a romantic gift. She said it made her feel physically sick and disgusted. (loud crying emoji)]
[Hahaha, thanks for testing that for the rest of us! Now we all know to avoid that mistake. But honestly, you totally deserved that rejection. (grinning emoji)]
[Where are you people even getting Prismatic Shards? I've never even seen one in hundreds of hours! (confused emoji)]
[I got one randomly from opening a Geode! You guys seriously never got one that way?]
[I got mine randomly from killing a monster after unlocking the desert mine content.]
[What kind of absolutely insane luck is that?! I hate you!]
[From mining? After the quarry bridge was repaired, I mined there extensively and broke a rare Mystic Stone, and it dropped one.]
[Mines? That place just spawns regular ore, doesn't it? What the hell even is a Mystic Stone? Never heard of it.]
[Are we even playing the same game anymore?]
The informative post spread across the network like it had literal wings.
Players who discovered the guide immediately rushed back into Stardew Valley to test the secret themselves and claim their own legendary weapon.
Many people had been severely traumatized by repeated failures in the Skull Cavern. Seeing this impossibly powerful sword instantly made their hearts race with renewed determination.
Rowan was completely devastated emotionally.
Because he had been progressing cooperatively with Potter, their combined progress was extremely fast and efficient.
They had already ventured deep into the terrifying Skull Cavern's lower floors.
When he first mined a Prismatic Shard weeks ago, he thought it looked absolutely beautiful and had no idea whatsoever what practical purpose it served.
His first instinct had been to give it to Haley as a romantic gesture.
Instead of gaining affection points, he actually lost friendship! His carefully cultivated relationship had dropped significantly.
He had painstakingly reached nearly eight hearts of affection, only to drop back down substantially, leaving him absolutely furious at the waste.
Only now did he realize with crushing hindsight that it could be exchanged for such an overwhelmingly powerful legendary weapon.
The regret nearly killed him on the spot.
Thankfully, he had managed to find another one through sheer grinding.
He immediately began frantically rummaging through all his storage chests and finally located a precious Prismatic Shard he'd been hoarding.
Without wasting a single second, he rushed toward the desert with a singular purpose.
At the bus stop, Pam was already dutifully behind the wheel.
The repaired magical bus to the desert was surprisingly large and luxurious, powered entirely by enchanted magical energy rather than mundane fuel.
Basically, a fantasy world version of a modern bus, shaped vaguely like an elongated pumpkin carriage.
Stardew Valley's infrastructure was genuinely impressive.
He paid the modest fare and arrived in the desert within minutes.
Following the video guide's instructions precisely, he navigated to the remote northeast corner, found the three weathered stone pillars, and reverently placed his Prismatic Shard into the ancient altar's depression.
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Here is your Bonus Chapter. Thank you so much for the 600 power stones^^