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Chapter 11 - Chapter 11 The three Shrek beauties are all in love

Listen.

How could a kind person, knowing full well that their side was the one looking for trouble, say such an absurd thing as, 'There's a good show to watch'?

Similarly, a truly kind person would never agree with Flender's statement, 'Not daring to cause trouble is being mediocre'.

Yet, Oscar not only said such absurd words, but also bragged about Flender to Tang San with a triumphant look, clearly supporting the idea that 'not daring to cause trouble is being mediocre'.

My evaluation of Oscar is that he is a sinister villain, truly rotten to the core but very good at pretending.

Oh, right.

In the original work, Oscar eventually got together with Ning Rongrong, but perhaps Ning Rongrong later saw clearly what kind of person Oscar truly was.

Therefore, the Shrek Seven Devils, plus Bai Chenxiang of the Speed Clan, formed exactly four married couples, yet only Oscar and Ning Rongrong had no descendants.

Douluo Yi Bai Chenxiang: "No, I was just eating melon and watching the show, how did it end up on my own head?"

According to the age order of the Shrek Seven Devils, the next one is the male protagonist of the Douluo One novel, Tang San, Tang Buddha.

However, this great protagonist has too many dark spots; if I were to write about them, it would take at least 500,000 words to finish all his dark spots.

Therefore, I'll skip him directly for now. Anyway, in my heart, he's already the protagonist of my diary, so there's no rush.

Xiao Wu: "500,000 words?"

"Is it that exaggerated?"

Douluo One A Yin: "Alas."

"It's a pity I can't do anything right now."

Then the next one is Ma Hongjun.

As for Ma Hongjun, I've mentioned him before.

Aside from being a bit lewd, everything else about him is fine.

If I had to choose a friend among the Shrek Seven Devils, Ma Hongjun would be my only choice. Even the Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing I like can only stand aside.

Next is Xiao Wu.

Although this little rabbit is the female lead of Douluo One, there are quite a few people who dislike her in the original World.

In those Douluo One fan fictions, readers often request that Xiao Wu be made into spicy rabbit head.

Xiao Wu: "Did I do something that angered both gods and humans?"

Douluo I Rou Qingshuang: "Bastards."

"Who is so heartless."

"My daughter is so well-behaved, yet you still want to bully her."

Speaking of Xiao Wu's matter, aside from the fact that Xiao Wu is a love-struck fool, which cannot be excused, I believe Xiao Wu did nothing wrong in other aspects, and those who dislike Xiao Wu also did nothing wrong. The only one at fault is Tang San.

You see, Xiao Wu is a 100,000-year-old durian rabbit transformed.

No, she is a 100,000-year-old Soft Bones Rabbit transformed.

Xiao Wu: "You're the love-struck fool, you're the durian rabbit."

As a Spirit Beast who had just transformed not long ago, she simply didn't understand the various etiquette, behaviors, and all those complicated rules of human society.

At this time, Xiao Wu instinctively still used the various modes of conduct of a Spirit Beast, and there was nothing wrong with that.

If someone had been willing to teach her properly at that time, Xiao Wu's behavior would certainly have changed.

Unfortunately, Xiao Wu was unlucky. As soon as she came to Notting Academy to study, she met Tang San, a guy even more unreliable than her newly transformed self. As a result, Xiao Wu naturally grew more and more crooked.

Fortunately, the grown-up Xiao Wu is very beautiful, and there is a large group of perverts, including me, whose three views follow their five senses, who speak up for her, which is why she wasn't completely trashed.

Writing this, Shen Fan, relying on his memories, posted the image of Xiao Wu playing in the stream when she grew up to his diary.

Xiao Wu Picture (Click to view).

Douluo I Rou Qingshuang: "Is this the grown-up Xiao Wu?"

"Indeed, just as the diary's owner wrote, she truly is a beauty."

Douluo Er Xiao Wu: "I really miss those times."

Next, let's talk about Ning Rongrong.

Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu are basically in the same boat, also being shouted at and criticized by many.

Actually, those people are just jealous of the rich.

They say Ning Rongrong has 'princess syndrome'.

How ridiculous.

Ning Rongrong's status and position are several times higher than that of a true princess. In the entire Douluo One World, the only females whose status and position can undeniably surpass Ning Rongrong are Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue of Spirit Hall, and Priestess Poseidon of Sea God Island.

Others, even Titled Douluo, may not necessarily have a higher status than Ning Rongrong. With such a status and position, what's wrong with Ning Rongrong being a little proud?

In fact, Ning Rongrong's only problem, just like Xiao Wu, this durian rabbit, is that she is also a love-struck fool.

This is also why I said earlier that I would prefer to choose Ma Hongjun as a friend.

If I were just ordinary friends with Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu, I'd worry that because of one bad word about me from their official partners, Tang San and Oscar, they would stab me in the back.

Love-struck fools are truly not to be trifled with.

Douluo I Ning Rongrong: "Nonsense."

"How could I be that kind of person?"

Douluo Two Ning Rongrong: "Perhaps… the owner of this diary is right."

After ten thousand years of growth, the Nine Colored Goddess Ning Rongrong was no longer the naive girl she once was.

Douluo I Rou Qingshuang: "That girl Xiao Wu wouldn't really be that unreliable, would she?"

Rou Qingshuang was a bit anxious.

At this moment, she really wanted to revive, then grab Xiao Wu back and teach her properly for a few years.

Forget it, let's not talk about Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu anymore.

Let's talk about the last of the Shrek Seven Devils, the Hell Civet Zhu Zhuqing.

I wonder if her cat tail is real.

When I get a chance, I must try it by hand.

Douluo I Zhu Zhuqing: "Pervert."

Speaking of Zhu Zhuqing, she is also a love-struck fool.

However, she is much better than Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong.

At least she wouldn't attack her friends just because of a word from her official partner, Dai Mubai.

It's just that her intelligence doesn't seem to be very high.

Douluo I Zhu Zhuqing: "…"

Take her older sister, Zhu Zhuyun, for example.

I really want to ask Zhu Zhuqing, she wouldn't really think her luck is that good, that every time Zhu Zhuyun is about to make a move against her, she can 'luckily' discover it in advance, would she?

No way?

No way?

Even novels wouldn't dare to write like that.

Also, that time she escaped Star Luo City to Shrek Academy to find Dai Mubai, she wouldn't really think that she had the ability to safely escape to Soto City with only minor injuries in a chase where both the quality and quantity of pursuers were several times her own, would she?

It's obvious that what looked like a pursuit of Zhu Zhuqing was actually Zhu Zhuyun sending her trusted subordinates to escort her, fearing that her younger sister might get into trouble on the way.

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