As I finished the latest chapter of Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun, all I could think about was why my life lacked the excitement of an Isekai protagonist.
That Iruma guy literally has one of the strongest characters in the world as his grandpa, a baddie who is madly in love with him, an overpowered magical item as a starter gift, and a mix of loyal, funny friends and chill yet strict teachers.
The dude is 'suffering from success' in the demon world as a human. As I was lost in thought, a blue panel suddenly materialized in front of me.
"Huh? What's this? Has technology in America grown this advanced, or am I about to become the MC of this world?" I muttered excitedly. I began to read the English text glowing on the panel:
[Hello, Chosen One:
As an otaku, you might have guessed it: Yes, this is your chance to go to another world.
Just answer the following questions:
1) Which world do you want to be reincarnated into?
2) Do you want to be reincarnated as a child, an original character, or someone else?
3) Which character's power do you want in your second life?
4) Do you want a system tailored to that world, or a random system linked to your chosen power?
Please consider your answers with caution; this is a choice for your second life.
Countdown until panel disappears: 50 seconds... 49...]
"Fuck! Caution my ass!" I screamed.
"Motherfucker, don't let me find out who you are, you bastard...!"
Despite the cursing, I didn't waste a second. Opportunities like this are rare. I scrambled to fill out the form before the timer hit 5 seconds. My answers were a gamble, but I didn't care:
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1) World: Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun
2) Identity: As Suzuki Iruma
3) Power: The full power of Ainz Ooal Gown from Overlord
4) System: Random System
Please consider your answer with caution because it's a choice for your second life.
Countdown Until the panel disappear: 3...2...1
Thank you for filling out the form. However, as punishment for cursing at your benefactor, I wish you the worst luck possible for a Main Protagonist. Welcome to my story...]
I stared at the screen, speechless and horrified.
"A-Auth—" He tried to beg for forgiveness, but it was too late. A sharp, pain tore through his body. It felt like every bone in his body was being crushed.
"AHHHHH!" He screamed, his eyes turning bloodshot as his legs began to liquefy.
He didn't die as a random character. He died as a warning to countless generations of brainless protagonists: always mind your words toward the being holding the 'Delete' key or Pen.
As his life ended, his soul drifted through space and crossed into another dimension, merging with Momonga the future Ainz Ooal Gown.
He witnessed the establishment of Nazarick and the 41 Supreme Beings creating their NPCs; eons of memories flashed through his soul as he became one with them.
Eventually, his soul drifted toward a void. A gate appeared and pulled him in, shattering his form into fragments of light that settled within the womb of a newly pregnant woman.
In this way, a legendary being was formed one whose presence would change the Three Realms of this world! But that is a story for later.
For now, inside the womb, he is constantly begging for forgiveness from Kami-sama for his past foolishness.
Let's see if our generous Kami-sama, known for his kindness in the realm of god, chooses to forgive him.