It was weird. Shit wasn't coming out. No… really. I mean it. Shit wasn't coming out of my ass.
"What the fuck…"
Why am I surprised at this?
Seriously…
I awaken my past life memories, get turned into a vampire and this is what I'm weirded out at??
Gods…. everything is gay.
A sigh escaped my lips. Oh well….
My fingers subconsciously found their way to my mouth. Hesitantly, I checked my teeth.
Hmmm
It doesn't feel that different.
"Hmph." A cold snort resounded, it strangely carried a unique melody to itself. The way the sound lit up my small sweeper bathroom was deadass insane.
I tilted my head in the direction of the lady who stood across from me. Her blood red eyes were literally glowing in the dark, no kidding.
They lit up the room with a strange hypnotic radiance and an aura of suppression emanated from them.
Moonlight creaked in from the small holes in the rundown bathroom and I finally noticed the woman standing in front of me in her complete glory.
Golden hair, pale skin that glistened like diamonds under the silvery gaze of the celestial… long eyebrows and thick eyelashes, her eyes were almond hunter-like like and there was something peculiarly elegant about her nose.
My jaw dropped taking in the lady's beauty.
"She's pure distortion…" a ghastly whisper trickled from my lips.
"What?" The woman's voice sounded, her eyebrows raised as she looked down at me in irritation.
That is when I finally recognized the entire situation.
Not only was I stripped naked sitting on the pot…
I WAS ALSO TIED UP.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I really wanted to scream from the top of my lungs…
'What's going on??'
But really the way this chick was staring at me was like a predator as if I even said one wrong thing, that'd be the death of me.
So like any sane man, I gulped down my saliva and sat tied up to the pot like a good boy with an innocent expression.
"Yes momm- ma'am? Sorry, I was in a bit of a daze. I apologize wholeheartedly."
The lady rolled her beautiful blood red eyes that shimmered oh my god so elegantly… so so so so sooo bloooooody vampie… no no exactly like a vampypie so cuteee!
"Gods!" the lady cussed tiredly, she lifted her head and looked at me right in my eyes. For a moment I felt dread creeping up all over my body.
"Ughfk-!" I tried spitting some saliva but there was none present in my body I guess??
Yet, I felt as if I was getting choked by an invisible force.
Wowww!! Amazing!! Not only am I tied up to a pot but I'm also getting choked telepathically by a beautiful vampire.
Guess this is my life now.
Won't say I dislike it hehe.
Wonder if Padme was into it.
Instantly all the choking disappeared and honestly I think a twinge of regret may have shown on my face.
Wow, I really had to go and jinx myself.
There's really static in my head!! I'm thinking too much!! Too fast!!
Shaking myself out of the daze, I looked back at the beautiful lady with some questionable kinks with a good boy expression.
I think I may have heard her sigh again.
"Really? What's up? By 4 Non Blades? That's what you make of the situation?"
I raised my eyebrows and thought back to all my thoughts and yes… I did want to scream at the top of my lungs and say 'what's going on?'… but how does she know??
"Uh, momm-maam I mean. Uh… are you a fan of it?"
Can she hear my thoughts???
"Yes."
Fan of 4 Non Blades or my thoughts?
The lady rolled her eyes again, and the red light that emanated from them rolled along too.
OH. MY. GOD.
I am certain that she can hear my thoughts!!!
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA TITS TITS TITS LEMME SUCK ON THAT STUFF PLEASE MOMMMMMMYYYYYY SIT ON MY FACEEE!!
Oh god… I'm fucked. Definitely not a fan of my thoughts now.
But how can I stop it??
Anybody else would do the same!!
Who can really stop intrusive thoughts??
Please believe me! It was not on purpose! Don't kill me! I'll let you do anything with my body!
SIT ON MY FA-
"Vesper Ezra of the traitorous Bloodvaine Clan… oh wait… no longer. You have been kicked out. Why? Because you sexually assaulted your brother's soon-to-be fiancée. No wonder your mind is filled with filth."
Oh yeah… that did happen didn't it? Or did it? I think I had been schemed against.
My bad it's only been a moment since I really awakened my past life memories…
The most pitiful expression crept onto my face, I could feel my eyes wetting but no tears came out. My face was probably flushed red with embarrassment and I forced myself to meet her eyes.
"Im ashamed of what I have done." What did I do though?
Despite it being dark in the bathroom aside from the only sources of light which were the pretty eyes and the moonlight… I could clearly see a devious smirk creeping upon the woman's face.
It was mischievous and cold. For a second I really felt a shiver go down my spine.
She's definitely a retard.
The woman's eyebrows twitched as she then gazed at me with quiet resentment. Slowly she opened her mouth to speak and the previous emotions turned serious.
"Don't be. It's just human instinct that when you see something you can't have, you want to break it. You however are now not a human, Vesper.
I took a deep breath in. She's right. I'm not a human. I can't shit anymore.
"You Vesper… are a Vampire… and no ordinary vampire but 'my' direct sire. A pure blood noble. Something I haven't done in thousands of years since the founding ancestor of your Bloodvaine Clan."
Hmmm. I nodded silently. Even though my brain is fried as fuck like McDonald's French fries due to my past life ego and this one clashing along with my new vampire ego…
I knew for a fact that the woman who was claiming to be my sire was no ordinary one at all.
This was one of the three Vampire Monarchs, the Duchess Lysbelle du Ariya, and I… well… just one of the best rockstars ever… now apparently a scumbag fallen noble.