Most people tend to say that money can buy happiness but not me. I went through betrayal by my own wife. Money is a piece of shit i consider to be a trivial matter in the pursuit of happiness. Now i'm standing in front of a talking wolf and i don't understand a thing he is saying.
How it even happened is quite stupid. It was my birthday when she suggested we go skydiving. It was a fun idea and i always wanted to go skydiving so i agreed. I mean, i attained riches from succeeding in many investments and crazy gambles. Then the one time i decided to spend it on my family and have fun, i get thrown off the boat.BULLSHIT!!. My wife was the one who was supposed to tie my parachute when she threw me off the plane. I fell looking at the helicopter and she was sneering at me. I was pissed at her and the fact i opened up my heart to a gold digging bitch. Its a good thing my will states that my money goes to my best friend and if i unfortunately die early, she gets kicked out of the family. I know my will will be followed when my dad is the attorney.
Now that im dead i'm face to face with the great BEAST GOD SHIKAMARU( talking wolf). This dog is saying to my face that my soul belongs to him. How is someone supposed to react to it. I take the news calmly and asked," So, great god, what am i supposed to do now that my soul belongs to you?"
" Highly perceptive Lucas. Alright, I'll cut to the chase. I'm sending you to a world where my power is acknowledged by all as one of the most powerful in the world. You will be my paladin of mine. Don't disappoint," Shikamaru explained.
" Anything I should know ahead of time?" I asked.
" The only thing you should know is that you will not remember your past life once you enter the world. Plus according to the body you will be inhabiting, you will be reincarnated into a weak body from the son of a poor family and a father who gambles all the money earned by your mother,"Shikamaru added.
" Good, I don't want to remember that life. Starting from scratch doesn't sound too bad. Can we get this show on the road?" I requested.
" If you are okay with it then I shall send you off post haste," Shikamaru said as a he grew bigger and bigger," If you ever need my help, just pray to me in the church. And make sure that all the other gods are being prayed to, The ARTILLERY god is on my case about the cult in MILIORIS TOWN."
Shikamaru ate me and It felt like being absorbed by some vortex. My very being was being sucked out of me. Then I came to the end, a blinding light. From it I awoke to find myself in a new body. My black hair was now red. My once fit body was like skin and bones. I checked the mirror to notice my charcoal-black hair was now one sided red and the other blue. I was dressed in rags. I decided to seat on my terribly shabby bed and thought things through. My status window then opened up to show my abilities.
Strength 200
Agility 123
Speed 307
Intelligence 500
Magic power (MP) 1000
Special classes Summoner
Tamer
My abilities were not bad but I need to test out what I have to know how useful it can be. I was just thinking of what to do when the door flung open to reveal my two sisters, Lynn and Luna Brine." Lucas wake up you lazy brat, it's time for breakfast!" Luna shouted.
" Why are you still in bed?" Lynn asked.
" I was thinking of what I'm supposed to be doing today," I said brushing my now hairless chin, I miss my beard.
" Huh, are you serious?" Luna asked.
" Weren't you planning to go to the adventurer's guild today to register," Lynn said.
" Oh yeah, must have escaped my mind. So shall we go have breakfast?" I asked getting up.
" YAY!" the two shouted.
We held hands and walked into the living room where we found my father beating up my mother demanding she give him her money. Something in me snapped and I charged at the fat ass who dared hurt my new mother. I slugged him in his oddly chubby face and sent him flying onto the floor. I helped my mother up and checked on her wounds when my father got up holding a dagger ready to stab me. " How dare you punch your father like that you insignificant brat. I'll show you who is really in charge of this household you hear me," he said as he charged at me with the conviction to kill me.
My mother tried to tell me to stand down but my body instinctively moved on its own and disarmed him.i out him in a choke hold until he finally blacked out. From there I threw him out of his own house and proceeded to seat down at the table to have my breakfast. My mother was astounded by what I just did but my sisters looked at me with admiration. I loved it. My breakfast was never near pleasing to the eye or pleasing to my appetite but I ate it nonetheless. It consisted of boiled water with a grassy flavor and a slice of stale bread. I nearly puked somewhere along the way but did not show it. From there I bid everyone farewell and took off for the adventurer's guild.