its the second day of highschool for nagomo and his virgin life is already faltering, with 3... interactions with some cute girls from his school
" could you shut it please, its 6 am"
no can do my boy this day is an very important day, so theres no way im letting such a liability like you sleep in
" huh what do mean todays an important day"
well i can't say but all you need to know is that you need to get up and get out of this house
" if this stupid, like i have to save a girl from some thugs or bullies im going back to sleep"
weelll your not wrong but you need to get up, or may i remind you thhat this world will be reset
"youre going to keep that over my head aren't you"
if you wont listen and follow the plot then yes
"okay okay i will get ready for school"
after nagomo got out the door to his house after getting ready, he started going to school not knowing what other madness would await him
" could you stop that, and confirm something i was thinking about"
well i am a nearly omnipotent being 4d being, so yeah
" well you said that i was the mc of a shitty romcom novel, right"
yeah, because you are
" well i did some reasearch and is it just me or don't all the girls i had 'incidents' with just the embodiments of popular tropes, like the white haired girl fit the aloof beauty trope perfectly and the black girl fit the gal trope. so i was wondering what that means"
huh, youre smarter then you look, you somehow hit the nail on the coffin on that one
" so if the girls are like the ones in those tropes then does that mean other aespects of this world will also be based around blatent copying of tropes"
wow youre like a genius, how did you even figure all that out
" well i just, thought that if i you the 'narrator', a commen trope in novel were here and, it seemed kind of obvious that novel romcom would use tropes like those"
dam, but what i dont get is if your this smart, have an above average body and face then why are you so terified of women. i mean you look like the perfect MC for this type of story and for some reason you cant talk to women
" i wont continue talking on this topic okay, i mean like isnt something meant to happen already, like i have to save some girls from a something"
well you are right
" wait i am"
yeah
as nagomo continued walking down his normal path to school he saw 2 guys harrasing a girl, she was a little taller then him, with skin as white as snow and silky black hair which hit her shoulders from his school and confronted.... them, nagomo why are you frozen stiff in place like that
" i don't what to say and my leg fell asleep"
o my god, you useless MC, you heveanly virgin, no tell me, a 4d being how it feels like to never know a womens touch, you filth
" could you shut up and stop doing that bullshit already"
" huh who do think youre talking to little shrimp" the harraser said
" could you stop that bullshit before i beat your ass goddamitt !!"
As nagomo screamed out frustations about the narrators remarks the harrasser walked away leaving only the girl to deal with,
" thank you, im chi, and you are"
come on nagomo you can do this please, i will take back everything i just sai and will even shut up just please do this.
"Im nagomo..." starts running
" goodbye !"
as nagomo finally introduced himself to a girl i felt a small bit of hope enter my sole. but goddam why did it have to be that one
" what are you on about i thought you would over the moon, as i finally was able to talk to girl after staying up all night training"
i am proud and dissapointed by what you said but, do you remember how your theory about tropes was true. well the reason im scared right now is because the girl you just saved is the embodiment of the wierdest trope of them all, shes a #######
" huh why did the end turn into gibberish"
huh, it seem i nearly told you something you weren't meant to know. the word transfigurating is an extra precausion by the author
" why"
well i cant say that either, but bottem line this is not good
" alright, i really don't care, are done here, i need to go to school"
not yet
"okay if you say so"
after that encounter our hero nagomo continues his way to school until he sees a small girl with a short black hair with a red line going through it getting bullied by some upper classmen, who seem to making fun of her for her hobbies,
"okay i get can you shut up now, i think im getting the hand of this, okay here i go. hey you useless morons, im going to kill you"
" huh what is that kid doing, is he with her, bro lets just go at this point im getting freaked out by these weirdos" the upper classroom said
nearly crying " i know okay, i thought i had down but that was just embarassing"
i know
" hello there fellow magic user, im witch of calmity but you can call me lia, what about you"
youre thinking how weird this girl is aren't you
" can you please just shut up like you promised"
"ohh so your spirit animal user, impressive not even i the witch of calmity could tame a spiritual beast so you should count yourself lucky"
"yeah yeah..., im nagomo by the way and i need to get going now goodbye"
im so proud of you right now, youre breaking your records left and right, if you keep this up this world might stand a chance
"well im completely sucked dry for month, so please tell the incidents will slow down soon"
well so far you have only met 5 of your heroines so you need to wait for a couple more
" huh, what do you mean 'i need to wait for a couple more'"
but dont worry you will see all of them today so just survive a little longer
" why is this getting so goddam complicated"