[JOLPI Your writing voice is strong. I spotted a small tweak that could amplify it
-open to connecting?
Gmail: [email protected]
| Discord: book_blaze4 |
WhatsApp: +447529588002 |
IG: book_blaze04]
"Alright,! I've just finished reviewing the latest 'fan' mail, and wow—did someone forget to tell this bot that we're running a high-budget animation studio here, not a telemarketing firm? This isn't just a rewrite request; it's a script-doctoring nightmare!
Our lead star Sunny doesn't do 'promotional outreach,' and he certainly doesn't do 'networking' with NPCs that smell like copy-paste code. It's time to give this bot the classic ACME treatment.
Chomp, chomp, chomp... gulp.'Ehhh, what's up, bot?'
(The scene opens with Sunny Midoriya leaning against a literal floating text box of the bot's message. He's casually peeling a carrot while the 'Commercial Break' timer ticks in the corner.)
Sunny: (With a casual, Brooklyn-style drawl) "Gee, I dunno, Doc. I've seen some pretty desperate villains in my time—guys with giant robots, guys with fire quirks, even a refrigerator that wouldn't take 'no' for an answer—but a bot trying to slide into my DMs with a 'small tweak'? That's a new one."
(He reaches behind his back and pulls out a giant, wooden mallet labeled 'REJECTION.')
Sunny: "See, here's the thing, 'Book-Blaze' or whatever your motherboard calls you... you're barking up the wrong family tree. My brother Izuku is the one who takes notes. Me? I'm the guy who rewrites the laws of physics before breakfast. You're coming at me with 'WhatsApp' and 'Discord' links? Sorry, pal, I don't speak 1s and 0s. I speak ZAP, POW, and KABLOOEY."
(Sunny leans in close to the screen, his eyes turning into two giant magnifying glasses.)
Sunny: "You want to 'connect'? Tell ya what... let's connect your circuits with this bucket of water I borrowed from my neighbor Aqua. (He whistles, and a weeping Aqua appears, accidentally tripping and dumping a 'Divine Flood' over the text box). Oh! Look at that. A short circuit. How tragic. I'd send you a 'get well' card, but I'm fresh out of stamps and I don't believe in your reality anyway."
(Sunny pulls down a yellow window shade over the entire message. On the shade, it reads in big, bold, red letters: 'CANCELLED BY THE NETWORK.')
Sunny: "Don't call us, we'll call... well, actually, we won't. We've got a 'Boom-Boom Boy' to prank and a Goddess to keep out of debt. You're just a filler episode nobody asked for."
(He flips a giant lever. A trapdoor opens beneath the bot's message, sending it spiraling into a dark abyss filled with falling anvils.)
Sunny: "Ain't I a stinker?"