"How boring!" The bright-eyed thief brushed away Yue Yang's hand, stood up, and turned to leave.
"How could it be boring? Love between a man and a woman, mutual affection, romantic entanglement, this is the most meaningful thing in the world! " Yue Yang hurriedly chased after the bright-eyed thief as he laughed loudly: "Brother, don't be embarrassed, if you don't know any bedroom techniques, I can teach you! Although I don't have much experience, we can slowly study together … If you have something to say, we can talk it out, don't use your dagger! "
The bright-eyed thief's anger flared up when she heard this, and she stopped in her tracks.
With a wave of her hand, a dagger flashed with a cold light.
Seeing the dagger at his neck, Yue Yang hurriedly raised his hands obediently, indicating his surrender.
"Get lost, I'm not the same kind of person as you!" The bright-eyed thief resisted the urge to kill this brat, and coldly squeezed out a sentence from the gap between her white teeth.
"No way? You don't like women? "Yue Yang's expression was very exaggerated:" You can't be the legendary Popular Guy, right? "
"What's a Popular Guy?" The bright-eyed thief didn't understand.
"In this world, there are two types, 'Attack' and 'Defense'. Attack means that you are responsible for plowing and sowing. What you do is extremely tiring and hard labor. Defense is different. Defense means that you are responsible for enjoying life and moaning. What you do is a comfortable and beautiful job … Aiya, don't hit me!" Before Yue Yang could finish speaking, the bright-eyed thief had already punched his face.
"I'm warning you, if you see me in the future, you better take the initiative to stay away from me, otherwise I'll kill you!" The bright-eyed thief was very angry, but Yue Yang had to admit that this fellow's angry appearance was also quite good-looking.
Some people in this world were just like this, no matter if they were smiling or angry, they were still very good-looking.
People couldn't help but like them when they saw them.
On the contrary, some people were different. No matter if they were smiling or angry, they would always look very disgusting, making people want to vomit more and more. If they looked at them for a long time, they would even have the urge to kill themselves by banging their heads against the wall. Yue Yang felt that this bright-eyed thief belonged to the former category. Moreover, the more one looked at her, the more they liked her. When he saw that the bright-eyed thief was angry, he wasn't afraid at all. Instead, he smiled even more happily. "Don't worry, I'll hide far away. Because I'm afraid you'll fall in love with me! "
The bright-eyed thief originally wanted to give Yue Yang a flying kick and leave. However, upon hearing his words, she immediately felt that this brat in front of her had gone mad.
"What did you say? I like you? "The bright-eyed thief couldn't believe her ears.
"Of course, an outstanding and handsome man like me is very popular among both beauties and handsome men. However, please pay attention to one thing. Even though I am loved by everyone, loved by all, known by all, known by all, unrivalled under the heavens, the Jade-Faced Little Wolf Lord, I only like beautiful women. I have no feelings for beautiful men, so please don't like me so casually. "Yue Yang raised his head narcissistically, his nose pointing to the sky, and was beside himself with joy.
"… …" When the bright-eyed thief heard this, she almost fell to the ground.
It wasn't that she hadn't seen narcissistic people before, but this was the first time she had seen such a narcissistic person.
Compared to this brat's face, the walls of White Stone City were as thin as a piece of paper. The bright-eyed thief reckoned that even if all the narcissists in the world were gathered together and kneaded into one person, compared to this brat in front of her, their level of narcissism wouldn't even be a tenth of his!
The bright-eyed thief rejoiced in her heart that she wasn't a narcissist. Otherwise, in front of this brat, it was very likely that she would feel so inferior that she would kill herself with a dagger …
Only the heavens knew how such a pervert could be born in this world.
That's right, other than a pervert, no other adjectives could accurately describe this cheeky, lecherous, and extremely narcissistic guy in front of her!
"Although many handsome men have expressed their love to me, my heart only belongs to beauties, and forever!" Yue Yang firmly clenched his fist.
"Don't worry, an outstanding toad like you, I won't fall in love with you, and forever!" The bright-eyed thief inwardly ridiculed Yue Yang, saying that he was a toad lusting after swan meat, indulging in the wildest fantasies.
"Then I'm relieved, brother, I've always been worried about this problem. Now it's fine, so you don't like men, but like beauties just like me. Phew, now I can finally put down the boulder in my heart! Since you don't like men, but like beauties, then it's easy. This is very good, we have the same language, we have the same hobbies, come, come, let's go pick up girls together! The erudite me has always wanted to write a book on picking up girls, to guide the millions of lost youths in this world. Right now, I'm lacking a partner to cooperate with. " Yue Yang patted his chest, exaggeratedly expressing that his heart, which had been hanging in suspense for a long time, had finally returned to its normal place. He then passionately hugged the bright-eyed thief's shoulder, as if he had found a like-minded comrade.
"I say, you're so erudite, you should finish your book on picking up girls by yourself. I have other things to do, so I won't accompany you anymore!" The bright-eyed thief laughed coldly, her laughter filled with disdain towards this self-proclaimed erudite guy. She thought to herself, other than a brain full of lust, what else did this brat have?
"Looks like you're very suspicious of my genuine knowledge. Brother, you've completely misunderstood. When you understand even a ten thousandth of my vast knowledge, I believe you'll be deeply captivated by my knowledge. Before, I was only worried that you would disregard your male identity and fall in love with me, wanting to have a relationship beyond friendship. That's why I didn't reveal it, do you understand? Brother, do you think I'm an ordinary person? No, I'm a genius! "Yue Yang almost wrote the word genius on his forehead.
"You're a genius? Are you a natural idiot? "
The bright-eyed thief had never seen such an arrogant narcissist in her entire life. He even dared to call himself a genius!
If all geniuses were like him, then the human race would soon be destroyed!
"If you swear that you won't be captivated by me, I'll show you a thing or two … I have no choice but to let you know how powerful I am. Let me tell you, forget about ordinary people, even the Immortal Poet Li Bai often plagiarizes my poems! Do you know why that brat Li Bai is called the Immortal Poet? It's because he plagiarized my poems. There's also the Immortal Poet Du Fu. He also frequently plagiarizes my poems. Otherwise, why would they be called 'Li Du's poems shine brightly'? You don't know, but it's all because of me that they are where they are today, do you understand? " Yue Yang solemnly affirmed. His expression was extremely serious, causing the bright-eyed thief to stare blankly. This brat could even compose poems?
"Immortal Poet Li Bai? Who is he? "The bright-eyed thief realized that she had never heard of this Immortal Poet Li Bai before.
"Little friend, you must study hard and improve every day. You don't even know who the Immortal Poet Li Bai is, that won't do!" Yue Yang patted the bright-eyed thief's shoulder like an old man, putting on an expression that said, "If you don't work hard when you're young, you'll only be sad when you're old."
"What's so great about this Immortal Poet Li Bai? Why do I need to know him?" The bright-eyed thief snorted coldly. She was very disdainful, but in reality, she was a little guilty.
"Could it be that you haven't even heard of him plagiarizing my Quiet Night Thoughts? That's a classic work, don't tell me you don't know it? "Yue Yang's expression was as if he had just discovered an illiterate monster.
"Quiet Night Thoughts? I've never heard of it. What kind of poem is it? "The bright-eyed thief tried her best to recall, but she really couldn't find any memories related to this poem.