And seeing those red blood eyes training directly on him like laser sights, Kaizen instinctively swallowed the entire paper ball in one gulp!
GULP.
"Ha ha ha. Nope, nothing at all. I wouldn't swallow something that shouldn't be swallowed, like for example a sticky note. Ha ha ha. Wait, I did not say sticky note just now. What I was trying to say is that in general, one should not swallow sticky notes. Bad, very bad, especially for demo— I mean, humans! Like me... and y-you because we are both humans obviously. Ha ha ha."
Kaizen accidentally triggered his own death flag with that almost saying "especially for demons" slip of the tongue, and he watched in slow motion horror as Klaus's eyes began shining with dangerous intelligence, but the demon quickly seemed to dismiss whatever thought he was having.
Kaizen would have died right now. He genuinely would have, and only because of somebody's thoughts and prayers did he miraculously survive this interaction.
