It was just a banana peel when you really thought about it, yes, but in that sacred moment it felt like Excalibur being pulled from the stone, like destiny itself wrapped in biodegradable yellow packaging and delivered directly into his hands by the universe.
With the finesse of a seasoned criminal who had done this exact crime a thousand times before and the confidence of someone who had already emotionally committed to violence, he flicked it forward in one smooth motion that would make professional assassins jealous, letting it land directly in the path of the retreating Radiant Sun with surgical precision.
Perfectly timed, the lord who was currently busy wiping his face like he was aggressively sanding down a piece of wood covered in toxic paint, did not see the trap waiting for him at all.
