"Hi there, kind friend! My name is Jason Starlham, and I sincerely hope you are doing okay! I apologize so much, I really should have paid more attention to where I was walking instead of admiring the beautiful campus architecture!"
The tall, objectively handsome guy, though definitely not as beautiful as Kaizen obviously since Kaizen was clearly the peak of masculine beauty, did not retract his outstretched hand even when Kaizen was taking his sweet time rubbing his bruised sides and groaning dramatically.
"No no no, Lord Jason, he should have been the one looking where he was walking! How could this peasant just bump into you like that? I bet he did it on purpose out of pure jealousy for your incredible beauty and radiant aura!"
The sound of aggressive dickriding came from somewhere to the side, and Kaizen realized with mounting horror that this Lord Jason Starlham was not walking around alone at all like a normal person.
