Mochi finally fell asleep on her bed 😴Still smiling 😊Still mumbling, "husband…" 💍💤
Laddu gently tucked the blanket around her 🛏️Then escaped like a prisoner slipping out of jail 🏃♂️💨Silent. Careful. Victorious.
He reached the kitchen 🚶♂️Poured himself a glass of water 🥛His hands were still shaking from the drunken disaster 🎢😵💫
Laddu (whispering to himself):"My life is a cartoon…" 🫠📺
Mother quietly walked in, leaning against the counter 👩🦳🧍♀️
Mother:"You have an apartment, right?"
Laddu nearly drowned himself 💦😨
Laddu:"Yes… why?"
Mother narrowed her eyes suspiciously 👀
Mother:"You want to… shift there with Mochi?"
Laddu stared at her like she had suggested jumping into a volcano 🌋😱
Laddu:"You want me to shift with her?!"
Mother shrugged 🤷♀️
Mother:"You two are close.""And she clearly trusts you."
Laddu raised both hands instantly ✋✋
Laddu:"No. Absolutely not. Impossible. Never."
Maya entered behind Mother, rubbing her eyes 😪Already smiling like she smelled chaos 😏
Maya:"Why not?"
Laddu pointed down the hallway 👉Where Mochi was sleeping like a peaceful threat 😴⚠️
Laddu:"Because she wants to beat me!"
Mother blinked 😐
Mother:"Beat you?"
Laddu nodded dramatically 🎭
Laddu:"Your daughter lifts me like a plastic bag 🛍️""She kicks like an earthquake 🌍💥""She screams 'husband' in public 📢💍""She tried to KISS me at the door 😭💋!"
Maya exploded laughing 🤣🤣
Maya:"So? You like her."
Laddu slammed the glass down 💥🥛
Laddu:"That is NOT the issue!"
Mother crossed her arms 😤
Mother:"Then what is the problem?"
Laddu leaned in, whispering like this was classified information 🕵️♂️
Laddu:"In front of you… in front of the family…""She has courage 😤""Power 💪""And alcohol strength 🍷🔥"
Maya wiped tears of laughter 😂
Maya:"And?"
Laddu whispered the most terrified sentence of his life 😰
Laddu:"What will happen if I am ALONE with her?!"
The kitchen froze 🧊Mother froze 😶Maya froze 😳Cousin froze mid-snack 🥨❄️
Three seconds of pure silence ⏳⏳⏳
Then—
Mother burst out laughing so hard she grabbed the counter 🤣🤣
Mother:"Oh my God… this boy is scared of my daughter!"
Maya clapped 👏👏
Maya:"HE SHOULD BE!""She's like a tank with long legs 🚜🦵!"
Cousin nodded seriously.
Cousin:"If Mochi wants something… nothing survives ☠️"
Laddu nodded like a man who had accepted his fate 😔
Laddu:"Exactly.""If I shift with her…""I will not live long ⏳""My neck, my back, my arms— all broken 🩻💀"
Mother wiped her eyes, calming down 🧻
Mother:"Laddu… she loves you."
Laddu froze 🧍♂️
He stared at the floor.
Laddu (quiet):"I know…"
Mother:"And you love her."
Silence.
He didn't answer.He didn't deny.
He stared at the water glass 🥛His heart fluttering like wings trapped in a cage 🕊️💔
Laddu (soft):"But your daughter is dangerous…""…Physically."
Maya smirked 😼
Maya:"And you still follow her like a puppy 🐶"
Laddu covered his face 🤦♂️
Laddu:"That's the problem…"
Mother smiled gently and placed a hand on his shoulder 🤍
Mother:"Shift or don't shift…""But don't run from her."
Laddu sighed deeply 😮💨
Laddu:"I'm not running…""I'm hiding."
Maya:"Same thing!" 😂
SECOND AWAKENING — BABY MODE ACTIVATED 🍼😵💫
Upstairs…
Mochi rolled over in her sleep 🛌Mumbling softly:
Mochi (sleep-talking):"Laddu… come here… husband…" 💍💤
Laddu's soul left his body for the tenth time today 👻💀
The house grew quiet…Too quiet 😨
Everyone gathered in the living room 🛋️Whispering about Mochi's volcano-level drunk behavior 🌋🍷
Then—
👣 Footsteps.
Everyone froze.
Mochi came down the stairs 🚶♀️
Hair messy 🌀Eyes half-open 😵Expression dangerously soft 😶🌫️Drunk aura glowing like pink mist 💗🌫️
She sat on the sofa 🛋️Stared forward.
No blinking.No breathing.
PURE DANGER.
Candy whispered 😰
Candy:"She's awake again… second form."
Maya nodded gravely.
Maya:"I fear this form."
Then suddenly—
Mochi inhaled deeply 😮And shouted:
Mochi:"BABY!!!COME HERE!!!" 📢🍼
The house stopped 🛑
Candy screamed into her pillow 😱Cousin choked on air 🤧Mother clutched her necklace 😨Father whispered, "Oh God no…" 😵Maya collapsed laughing 🤣🤣
From the kitchen doorway—
Laddu appeared like a criminal caught in headlights 🚔😳
Laddu:"…Did she just call me baby?"
Mother:"Yes."
Maya:"GO TO HER. SHE SUMMONED YOU."
Laddu shook his head violently ❌
Laddu:"No! No no no!""She is in dangerous romantic mode!"
Mochi shouted again, louder 🔊🔥
Mochi:"BABYYYY!!COME.HERE!!!"
Laddu nearly dropped his glass 🥛💥
Laddu:"She called again!"
Cousin:"You're doomed. Accept it ☠️"
Laddu walked forward slowly 🐌Like entering a lion cage 🦁
Laddu:"M-Mochi… did you call me?"
She turned.
Eyes soft 😶Lips pouty 😗Voice dripping with affection 💕
Mochi:"Yes.""Baby.""Come here."
Laddu's knees almost failed 🫠
Laddu:"I'm… not your baby…"
Mochi glared 😠
Mochi:"WHO ELSE WOULD I CALL BABY?!""THE FRIDGE?! 🧊"
Laddu:"Okay okay I'm coming—!"
He sat instantly 🛋️She climbed onto him like a sleepy cat 🐱Rested her head on his chest ❤️
Mochi:"Good.""Now stay."
Laddu whispered:
Laddu:"I think she wants to adopt me…"
Mother:"She already has." 😂
Maya:"Baby Laddu is real!" 🍼
Candy:"BABY LADDU YESSS!!" 🎉
Father covered his face 🤦♂️
Father:"I cannot witness this anymore…"
Mochi wrapped her arms tightly around Laddu 🫂Locking him in.
Mochi:"My baby…"
Laddu (internally):"I need insurance." 📄💀