The living room was calm.
Too calm. 🌤️
Mochi, Maya, Mother, and Cousin sat together, chatting and laughing softly. ☕💬
Sunlight spilled across the floor.
Everything felt… normal.
Then the door opened. 🚪
Granny walked in.
Grandpa followed.
And with them—
A handsome boy stepped inside. ✨
Sharp features.
Straight posture.
Confident smile.
His name was Lee.
Mochi's childhood friend. 🧒➡️🧑
Mochi froze for half a second.
Maya's eyes widened.
Cousin sat straighter.
Mother blinked twice.
Before anyone could properly react—
🚪 The door opened AGAIN.
💬 Family Talk Turns Dangerous
Everyone resumed talking, laughing a little awkwardly.
Granny smiled sweetly and asked:
Granny:
"So… where is this boy Laddu you talk about on the phone all the time?" 🤔
Mother sighed with practiced patience.
Mother:
"He works seven days a week.
Doesn't sleep enough.
Still goes to work every day." 😮💨
Right on cue—
💥 BANG!
The door BURST open.
Laddu stumbled inside.
Hair destroyed.
Eyes half-dead.
Soul clearly left the body three days ago. 👻
His whole existence screamed EXHAUSTED.
He looked around, waved lazily, and spoke in full NPC mode:
Laddu:
"Hello Father NPC 👋
Mother NPC 🙏
Girlfriend NPC 🌸
Candy NPC 🍬
My NPC 🧍
Cousin NPC 📚"
Everyone stared.
Then Laddu's eyes landed on Granny, Grandpa… and Lee.
He nodded politely.
Laddu:
"Hello old NPC 👴
And bold NPC 💪"
💀💀💀
Mochi covered her face.
Maya bit her lip.
Cousin was already dying inside.
Without another word—
Laddu walked to the sofa…
collapsed face-first…
and fell asleep instantly. 🛋️😴
😡 Grandpa Activates Judgment Mode
Silence.
Grandpa stood up slowly, offended.
Grandpa:
"Who is this disrespectful boy?!" 😠
Mother replied calmly:
Mother:
"He is Laddu."
Granny said nothing.
Just watched. 👀
Grandpa snorted.
Grandpa:
"You chose this boy for our little Mochi?"
Lee's confidence quietly increased. 📈
Competition looked… weak.
💦 Lee Makes a Mistake
Lee stood up politely.
He walked to the sofa.
And—
💦 SPLASH.
He poured water into Laddu's mouth.
EVERYONE SHOOK.
Mochi:
"LEE—!!"
Laddu coughed, sputtered, wiped his mouth slowly.
He opened one eye.
Saw Lee standing over him.
No anger.
No shouting.
He calmly picked up his old Nokia phone 📱
and dialed a number.
Laddu (sleepy):
"Come here, brother.
Someone is bullying me." 😐
Mother panicked.
Mother:
"Who are you calling, son?!"
Laddu yawned.
Laddu:
"Mother, fighting is not my department."
"The one whose department it is… is on the way."
He looked at Father.
Laddu:
"Father, don't stand up."
"I worked seven days straight."
"Now I get insulted."
Then—
he lay back down on the wet sofa…
…and went back to sleep. 😴💧
Lee was still confident.
For now.
🚪 THE WRONG PERSON ARRIVES
A knock echoed through the house.
KNOCK. KNOCK. 🚪
Everyone turned.
The door opened.
A man stood outside.
🧍♂️
Eight feet tall.
Body fully covered by a long coat.
Cap pulled low.
Face hidden behind a mask.
The room went cold. ❄️
Before the man could move—
A hand landed on his shoulder.
"Shut up."
The voice was calm.
Dangerously calm.
It was Laddu's best friend.
The masked man immediately turned around,
walked back to the car,
and sat inside without a word. 🚗💨
Everyone froze.
🍩 Jalebi Enters Like It's Tuesday
Another figure walked in casually.
It was Jalebi.
He kicked the sofa lightly.
Jalebi:
"Wake up.
I'm busy.
I have to go." 😑
Laddu opened one eye.
He lazily pointed at Lee.
Laddu:
"Problem." 👉
Jalebi looked at Lee once.
Just once.
Then looked back at Laddu.
Jalebi:
"…That's it?"
Laddu nodded and closed his eyes again.
😨 Family Reaction: TOTAL SYSTEM CRASH
Granny clutched her chest.
Grandpa forgot how to breathe.
Mother's soul temporarily exited.
Maya stared at the wall.
Cousin whispered:
Cousin:
"…What just happened?"
Mochi looked at Laddu sleeping peacefully…
And realized—
She didn't choose chaos.
✨ Chaos chose her. ✨
The room was still frozen.
Laddu was asleep on the sofa like nothing in the universe concerned him. 🛋️😴Lee stood stiff.Grandpa was mid-heart-attack.Mochi's soul was buffering.Mother was questioning every life decision.
Then—
🍩 Jalebi straightened up.
He looked around calmly…smiled politely…and folded his hands.
One by one.
Jalebi (respectfully):"Namaste Granny 🙏Namaste Grandpa 🙏Namaste Mochi's Mother 🙏Namaste Mochi's Father 🙏"
Then he turned to Mochi.
Slight pause.
Soft smile.
Jalebi:"Namaste, future bhabhi." 😌🙏
Mochi nearly tripped over oxygen.
Grandpa blinked.
Grandpa:"Future… what?"
Jalebi didn't explain.
He turned slowly toward Lee.
Smile gone.Eyes sharp. 👀⚠️
He stepped closer.
Close enough to make the air uncomfortable.
Jalebi (calm, deadly polite):"You have some nerve…to bully my brother."
Lee didn't step back.
In fact—he smiled confidently. 💪😏
Lee:"I am a national-level kickboxer."
The room waited for Jalebi's reaction.
Jalebi nodded once.
Jalebi:"Oh.Congratulations." 👏
Before Lee could feel proud—
🚪 THE DOOR OPENED AGAIN.
The masked man walked back inside.
Tall.Eight feet of problem.Still wearing the coat.Still wearing the mask.
First thing he said:
Masked Man:"I hate Canada." 🇨🇦💢
Somewhere outside, a bird escaped in fear.
Jalebi sighed.
Jalebi:"Okay."
That was the signal.
💥 CONFIDENCE ENDS HERE
The masked man walked forward.
One step.Two steps.
Then—
👊 GRAB.
He grabbed Lee by the collar with ONE hand.
Lifted him like a grocery bag.
And with the OTHER hand—
👂 YANKED HIS EAR.
Hard.
Lee didn't scream.
He didn't fight.
He didn't breathe.
He simply…left his confidence behind. 😵💫
The family reaction was instant chaos:
Granny: 😱Grandpa: 😨Mother: 😵Maya: 😳Cousin: 🤯Mochi: 🫢
Lee's national-level soul exited his body.
Then—
📱 Jalebi's phone rang.
He answered calmly.
Jalebi:"Hmm.Yes.Okay."
Call ended.
Jalebi looked at the masked man.
Jalebi:"Let's go."
The masked man paused…looked down at Lee dangling helplessly…
Masked Man:"Should we take him with us?" 😐
Jalebi thought for a second.
Then turned to Mother.
Jalebi:"Aunty… what happened exactly?"
Mother swallowed.
Mother:"He… poured water on Laddu."
Jalebi's face changed.
Slowly.
Dangerously. 🔥
😨 WRONG BROTHER ACTIVATED
Jalebi walked to the sofa.
Grabbed Laddu by the collar.
Lifted HIM instead.
And shook him violently.
Jalebi:"WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?!" 😡
Laddu woke up mid-shake.
Hair flying.
Eyes confused.
Laddu:"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" 😵💫
Jalebi:"I thought he hurt you, idiot!""I was about to—"
He stopped.
Paused.
Looked at Laddu properly.
Then—
He dropped him back on the sofa.
Jalebi (annoyed):"Fight your own fights."
Laddu adjusted himself lazily.
Laddu:"I was sleeping."
The masked man gently placed Lee on the floor.Safely.Respectfully.
Like returning damaged property.
🚶 EXIT WITH DIGNITY (SORT OF)
Jalebi turned to the family.
Folded his hands again.
Jalebi:"Sorry." 🙏"We won't come again…"
He glanced at Laddu.
Jalebi:"…unless someone is dying."
Laddu gave a lazy thumbs up from the sofa. 👍
The masked man opened the door.
Both of them walked out.
🚪 Click.
Silence.
Pure.Absolute.Traumatized silence.
Grandpa sat down slowly.
Granny stared at the floor.
Mother exhaled a prayer.
Maya whispered:
Maya:"…I need new hobbies."
Cousin nodded.
Cousin:"This family is not normal."
Mochi looked at Laddu.
Still asleep.Still peaceful.
And finally understood one truth:
💀 She didn't enter a love triangle.🔥 She entered a WAR ZONE.